Original Ideas for anyone to take (BUT GIVE US CREDIT!! Any of us!)
00000 - An anime rip-off of 90210, Party of Five and bunch of other
crap, only this one brings the real world experience the Anime World. Dogs
urinate on fire hydrants right in front of main characters, people step in
horse poo, a brilliant genius misplaces something that's right in plain
sight and requires someone else to find it, etc., etc. It's intended to be
a more normal universe than the stories they're taken from. (Let's see,
Jessica the Office Slut got raped by Bill, the amnesic in-law of the
hermaphrodite Terry, who is sleeping with Jessica's third cousin, who turns
out to be Jenny, the hairless cat of Gina Diggers.)
Oh My LCL! - The adventures of Shinji Ikari as he, Asuka, Rei and
Misato attempt to create a brand new universe. Similiar to what's going on
in the Garden of Eva storyline, except they have to start from simple
physics and up. Ritsuko, Maya and other cast members are re-enlisted to
help with some of the more complicated decisions, like how to start time,
what's in a twinkie, how do they cram all that graham and such. More of a
confusing mess. (I might hold onto this one if no one else takes it) It's
best if someone has a science book to help them.
Slayers Deadzone - Lina Inverse is... DEAD?! Shot through the heart
with a crossbow in the wilderness, Lina is dead before Gourry has the chance
to get her to town. Now how will the world of Slayers go on with this
extremely powerful sorceress gone? Moreso, who gets her soul after all
those years of casting black magic spells? Zelgadis, Sylphiel, Xelloss and
Amelia race against time to prevent Lina from being claimed by Shaburnidgo
and the Mazoku (aka. Young Republicans). Dark to begin, but with a WAFF
ending.
Tenchi AIYAH! - Tenchi's adventures through the day which starts
with Mihoshi blowing up Washuu's lab, Ryo-Ohki eating the carrot cake Sasami
baked, Ryoko and Ayeka starting a video game tournament to see who gets
Tenchi (only to have Washuu unplug the game system when she has to plug in
her rock tumbler) and Noboyuki attempting to peep into the girl's bath.
Again. Kiyone guest-stars as Kiyone. Nothing super-serious, no less than
135 new fiancees, no fewer than 3,000,000 new enemies. This is basically
supposed to be a normal day in the life of Tenchi.
Slayers Cookie - Lina's adventures with a cookie jar. "AAAAH! MY
HAND'S STUCK!"
Sequel To Slayers Cookie: Xellos and the Spank Ray - "Oh this is
gonna be sweeeeeet!"
Sequel to the Sequel to Slayers Cookie: Lina's further adventures -
"Zelgadis, this may be difficult to accept, but I'm stuck in two vending
machines and a cookie jar." "Lina, if you didn't want to go to water polo
tonight, you could have come up with a _NEW_ excuse!"
Sequel to the Sequel to the Sequel to Slayers Cookie: Lina and the
book deal - "I wrote volume 1 last night." "Lina, how did you type with
both your arms in casts?" "Oh, I just put the pencil up my nose." "You
could have just held it between your teeth." "After it had been up my
nose?"
Prelude to the End of this Sequel Crap: Lina and the trampoline -
"AAAAAH! Well I guess you want to probe me now." Lina drops her trousers
and turns around. "Bleah, put that thing away. We've learned all we can of
your kind from rectal probing. Kodos, prepare the derconbobulator
matriast-blahblahblahblah!" "What are you spraying me with?" "Rum! That
way no one will ever believe your story!" "Gourry, Gourry, Gourry, I was
kidnapped by aliens last night and they took me aboard their ship after I
caught a fish who granted me three wishes which I used to clear up my credit
rating!" Gourry just leaned way back in his chair from the stench wafting
from Lina, "Sure rummy, I haven't seen you this messed up since our show ran
opposite the Drew Carey Tijuana Donkey Show Special!"
Sailor Moon U - An SI character tries to find the Senshi, only to
accidentally winds up on the bad guys team with no hope of escape. He
whines far too much for their tastes, so they eventually turn him into a
Youma and he gets dusted by Sailor Moon. Actually, dark for the SI,
hilarious for the readers.
Fist of the Northrats - No, not "Fist of the Northstar" misspelled,
Fist of the Northrats is a story about (again) an SI that winds up in the
wrong place. Now, the SI has to survive against some of the most freakish
fighters in the universe. Eventually, someone makes the SI's head explode.
Dark for the SI, hilarious for the readers.
Hunt for Any Sort of Clue - The biggest idiots in Anime try to solve
a mystery, but end up solving it anyway. They just don't get the ending,
though.
Sherlock Gnomes - On the Island of Lodoss, Parn and Deedlit have
started up a detective agency. Now, Sherlock Parn Gnomes must figure out
who stole the Precious Priceless Porcelain Poodle from the Pretty Pitiful
Person of Predonia and get it back. And find out where Predonia is.
Semi-serious. Mostly for laughs as Doctor Deedlit Watson has discovered the
whoopie cushion, so Parn and Deedlit are in a mini-whoopie cushion war
throughout the whole damn thing, even at the Formal Ball of Predonia.
*WARNING* Massive orgy has been edited out.
Songfic: "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. - rewritten for Slayers.
Gourry: "Lina, Lina, Lina, can't you see? Sometimes your words just
hypnotize me. And I just love your flashy spells, I guess that's why you're
so flat." *WHAM*
(As Lina flattens most of the singers with a mallet, new singers
have to be brought into sing. I can just see a piece of Shaburnigdo crying
it's eyes out as it's dragged in to sing.)
Food for Stomach - Throughout Anime, one would notice that a large
number of animates don't cook. Some probably would know how to survive, but
they usually leave it to someone else. Now, in a spamfic, a bunch of those
animates are forced into taking cooking lessons by the people they've forced
to cook for them. Example: Nabiki Tendo, Iori Yagami, Wolfgang Krauser,
Mendo Shiratori, Captain Gotoh, etc. More for embarrassment of the
characters being taught to cook than anything else.
Those Who Hunt SIs - Three Animates are brought to our world. More
specifically, Rally Vincent (expert marksman), Terry Bogard (martial artist)
and Usagi Tsukino (can only use her Disguise Pen for some reason). A
helpful SI tries to send them back, but an off-color remark about the SI's
butt (from Usagi, no less) disrupts the summoning of the Plot Device that
would send them home. And soon, the Animates go charging off in their
Veritech Fighter to strip every SI butt-naked to try and find the five
pieces of the Plot Device. A-kun can guest-star as the helpful SI (yes,
he's given permission, but you have to tell him that you're going to do it).
Bubble Gum Breakdown - The year is 2034, all of the events in the
BGC timeline are done and Sylia has returned from Germany. Only to find out
that the world is in peril and that the events with Largo were only the
beginning. Linna's martial arts sensei appears to warn them that something
of great power is coming to Earth. Enter the Saiyan Turles and his
flunkies. They seem to find no real resistance until they find out that
Nene is a Saiyan! And that Sylia and Mackie are Salusians! Priss struggles
hard to keep up with the others, but it becomes painfully obvious that even
she has her limits. More battle oriented, but kinda angsty at parts. Very
silly about the histories of the characters, though.
Salusians are from Ninja High School.
Saiyans are from Dragon Ball Z.
The martial arts master can be from any fighting-oriented world. {We
recommend Urutsukidoji - TharzZzDunN of Beige}
Cream pies by Baker's Square.
Sylia and crew are from BGC.
Irresponsible Captain Ataru - Ataru Moroboshi, after successfully
delivering a pension check to a retired Admiral, gets promoted to captain
and is put in charge of the SDF-4, to defend this sector of galaxy from the
armies and armies of lecherous women who are hell-bent on getting Lum in
bed. Expand from there. Lemon.... nah. Well, maybe a little potential for
lime, but nothing more. SDF-4 is refitted with new Glomp Cannon. And it
looks exactly like Mokona.
Saber Marrionettes '98 - Otaru's marrionettes decide that Microsoft
is the greatest threat to their master's survival. Thus, pursuing a logical
goal. They gather together the necessary funds to form their own studio.
Issuing invitations all over the multiverse, they proceed to make the
live-action production of Lemon Sherbert and routing their website through
Microsoft HQ makes the whole damn thing crash as it's accessed a few million
times by all those authors who say they never write lemons.
{AWAAWHHOOOOWHOOOWHOOOOOWUBWUBTHWUB! - Quote from TharzZzDunN's inflatable
raft}
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TharzZzDunN
Huh?
A-kun
C-chan
?????
"'THAC?'? What the hell is 'THAC?'?"
You know your Anime is whack when the following production studios
are involved:
DiC
Viz
Bandai
Software Sculptors
AnimEigo
Kitty
A-kun
"DAMMIT AMELIA! That's the tenth villager you've killed and
devoured in the last six days! And don't give me that
'uuuuuuuuggghhhhuuuuuuhhhhh' explanation. I really liked that one." Lina
growled as Amelia the zombie finished off the villager.
You know your Anime is whack when the Jusenkyo curses are replaced
by interpretive dances.
Herb and Ranma begin doing ballet.
Ryouga walks around with pork rinds, spilling them as he shoves them
into his greasy, sweaty, drooling mouth.
Mousse waddles around, flapping his arms and pooping on people's
cars.
Genma waddles around, flapping his arms and pooping on people.
Xian Pu vomits up hairballs on people who are wearing expensive
clothing, gets every other animal in the neighborhood pregnant and then
urinates in the corner of every room.
Pantyhose Tarou raises his arms above his head and stomps around
with a sign that reads "I am the Rhino" on his back.
You know your Anime is whack when Jusenkyo curses show up.
Lina turns into girl with boobs that need a HH-cup just for support.
(so naturally, she avoids cold water for fear of gaining back problems and
smothering)
Naga turns into a were-pig with an underwear fetish.
Gourry turns into a 5000 pound cyborg duck.
Zelgadis turns into a perverted (but ordinary human) girl.
Amelia turns into a dyslexic panda.
Sylphiel turns into a saber-tooth tiger with a messiah complex.
You know your Hentai Anime is whack when all the characters are
consenting adults who are sober, humans, married to each other and in their
own bedroom which has nothing more than necessary for sleeping. And the
lights are turned off.
You know your Anime is whack when anything resembling the following
sentence appears:
"Yeah, but we're on FOX!"
You know your Anime is whack when anything resembling the following
conversation appears:
"You're okay!"
"Yeah, but I still ain't got no pants."
You know your Anime is whack when anything resembling the following
sentence appears:
"Ranma! You're BRILLIANT!"
You know your Anime is whack when anything resembling the following
sentence appears:
"Lina, I don't think you hurt him enough..."
You know your Anime is whack when anything like the following
sentence appears:
"Yeah, it'd be just like those evil Minnesotans to crush the poor
country of Japan."
The next Neon Genesis Evangelion Movie: The Apology or "What the
hell have I been smoking these last eight years?"
Excerpts from: The Sequel to the...ah, screw it. You know your
Anime is Whack when...
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