At 07:35 PM 7/16/99 -0400, Bob Schroeck wrote:

Kei rolled her eyes.  "I can't believe we're actually doing this.  
A *time machine*?  The CC has *got* to be kidding."

Yuri sighed.  "You heard the briefing as well as I.  And if we 
don't catch this fanatic before he manages to do something big 
enough to change history, we -- and the rest of United Galactica 
-- will never have existed."

	Here comes that ol' sinking feeling...
<snip>

"Gentlemen," Captain Murphy announced as the Lovely Angels stood, 
"I'd like you to meet agents Kei and Yuri of INTERPOL.  They're 
here in L.A. pursuing a dangerous fugitive.  And you're going to 
help them."  The captain turned his attention back to the Angels.  
"Ladies, allow me to introduce Sergeants Martin Riggs and Roger 
Murtaugh, two of the finest officers in the department.  With 
their aid, I'm sure you can wrap up your investigation quickly
and quietly."

                          *   *   *

	Yep.. there we go. We HAVE disaster.

NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

A LOON 'N' TOON PICTURE:

A DIRTY PAIR OF LETHAL WEAPONS 5:
THE DEATH OF THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PROPERTY/CASUALTY INSURANCE INDUSTRY

Not likely to be coming ever to a FFML near you.

                          *   *   *

As the office building down the block exploded in flame, Riggs 
bellowed, "Where the *hell* did you get that gun?'

Kei smirked.  "Why?  Looking to arrest me for violating some 
firearms control regulation?" she shouted back over the sound of 
collapsing steel and concrete.

"Fuck, no!  I want one for myself!"

	Oh, we are SOOOO screwed. Might as well bring
on the Terminators, there's gonna be nothing left of LA.

-- Bob

	The _frightening_ thing about this is that it WOULD
make a damn fun fic to read. That's a positively scary thought.

	Let's urge, bribe, bully, or torture Bob into continuing
this one, folks. ^_^

	Ed Becerra



	"Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal.."