Subject: [FFML] Every single frigging fic you have or will request by name.
From: Jason Liao
Date: 7/16/1999, 11:03 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

It's pretty simple.  But since it never seems to stop people from spamming
the list, I'm -not- going to tell personally you since more of your kind
will come back in two months. Instead, I heartily recommend the FAQ.  You
know, this thing that you deleted out of hand (when it says to save a copy
somewhere) and didn't read (when it should have been the first thing
you've read before spamming a list).  Try this link. 

http://illusion.snu.ac.kr/~wacko/ffml/faq.txt

Once there, you might be interested in the sections

* How can I find a fanfic that I'm looking for?
* Is there an official archive for the FFML?

You could also check out

* What is SPAM?


-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...