THE DISTINGUISHED COUNTERFEIT
IN ASSOCIATION
WITH
THE HOUSE OF PLAGARISM
PRESENTS

PREACHER: THE ANIME FEATURE!

Starring!

Keiichi Morisato as
Jesse Custer!

"Umm . . . err . . . goshdarnit . . . err."


Belldandy as
Tulip O'Hare!

"Oh, I'm so sorry.  >B'DAM!<  Oh, dear, that looks aw >B'DAM!  B'DAMB'DAM!!< 
ful.  I'm quite certain that there are >B'DOOM!!< . . . no I suppose that not 
even a very skilled surgeon could fix >B'POCLYPSE!!!< that.  Oh my."

Vampire Hunter D as
Cassidy!

"Get that camera out of my face."

Skuld as 
The Saint of Killers!

"Feel my wrath!  Feel . . . my . . . WRATH!!"


Also Starring


Silverbolt as
The Seraph!

"Somehow this feels very appropriate."

Blackarachnia as
The Demoness!

"Isn't it though?"

John Wayne as 
Himself!

"I should'a stuck with beer commercials . . ."

Justy Ueki Tylor as
Sherriff Root!

"P'tooey!  Fun!"

Madoka Ayukawa as
Arseface!

"I am not amused."

Tamiya-sempai as
Jody!

"Ok, after I kick your head, howsabout riding this moped?"

Ootaki-sempai as
TC!

"I'm suppose to put what where?!  Satoko-chan is gonna kill me."

Megumi Morisato as 
Gran'ma Marie L'Angel!

"Someone's in for a world of hurtin' for this."

Gendo Ikari as
Herr Starr!

"Fits like a white glove."

Akagi Ritsuko as
Featherstone!

"Not again . . ."

Haruka Ten'ou and Michiru Kaioh as
Bob Glover and Freddy Allen!

"We have got to . . . _talk_ with our agent about this."
"Oh yes.  I shall take my vengence from Pluto's hide most violently."

Ataru Moroboshi as
Jesus De Sade!

"NYYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!  It's a dream come true!

Pikachu as 
The Armadillo!

"PIKA!!"

Azusa Shiratori as
Marseille!

"Oh!  I shall name this beret . . . Marseille!  Yeah!"

And

Lina Inverse as 
Allfather D'Aronique!

"Ooo!  Cake!"

Coming soon, possibly never!

-Murmur the Fallen