Jason Liao wrote:

Ah, much better.  I forgot two points in my last post, though.

1)      You're supposed to put a little bit of yourself into your work, so
be sure to make Tiger Shark's real name as Bogue.

2)      Interactivity is the key word these days (just ask Our Friend,
Bill Gates).  Have your characters break the fourth wall.

Here's a perfect example of how to make something horrible.
http://neylonpc.engin.umich.edu/mst3k/archive/argon.01.AC.txt

Ignoring the MST, try and top that in badness.