Thanks for all the help on this project. Oh, I'm sorry that the format is
legible. Totally my fault, but a lot of the badness to this fic shouldn't be
purely
technical. The true horrifying aspects should be found in plot, characters
and idiotic coincidences. Now, without further ado part two!

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A Fanfiction by Tiger Shark M. D.

Ranma and the Protectors of the Stones of Life

All characters belong to ownrs. 1999.

Here are the things you need to know for th nex chapters.
" " denotes human talking
* * denotes alien thinking
< > denotes alien speach
+ + denotes animal thinking
' ' denotes human thinking
- - denotes animal talking


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California, America
Chapter Six

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The airplane landed on the runwayr of the Los Angeles Airport [1] and
the raman crew quickly got off it. They went thrrew customs where
Ranma got turned into a girl and the customs agents try to touch
her breasts.
"Perverts." she said and the women agredd. 'Why can't there
be any non-preverted men,' Sakura wandered to hrself as they walked
threw the terminal. They came up to the car rental agent who was wearing
a leather jcket and a airplane hat [2] "How may I help you?" he said
in a voise that wasn't masculin.
Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Sakura  sighed. "Why can't we find a real
man?"
they all asked.
"All you ned to do is ask," they all turned and saw the handsome and well
built body of Tiger Shark. his muscles gleamed with swaet from runing
forty miles in thre minites to the airport. his smile was like the sun and
his hair was as bright as the sun too.
He thrust out his hand and said," Hi I am Tiger Shark!"
All the ladies in the room swooned and swarmed him," Hey it's the movie
star Tiger Shark! I love him!"
Shampoo , Akane, Ukyo, Kodachi, and Sakura all thought at the same
time,'What a hunk!'
Ranma, Ryouga, Mousse, Kuno, growled saying "He's not that great."
Tiger Shark mangaed to get away frm the crowd and said to the Ranma
girls," ah, it is so good to meet such kawaii girls [3]"
Shampoo said,"You know Japanese?"
"Yes, and I speak Chinese too."
Mousse went over and said,"Wow! Trhat's great Tiger Shark! We can
talk to each other in our native Chinese!"
Tiger Shark shook Mousse's hand and said,"Ha! We are going to bre
best friends!"
Tiger Shark walked over to Ranma and said,"Hey, I know your dead. He
was a good man."
"Thank you Tiger Shark. Your a great guy." Ranma said imediately making
frends wit Tiger Shark.
Tiger Shark look over at the rentl guy and said,"Hey are ya gonna give 'em
a car?"
"Yeah, an if you want to go out friday please tell me!" the car attendent
'man' said.
Tiger Shark laughed and sai,d"I,m flaterd but I don't bowl that way."
Akane, Shampoo, Kodashi, Akane, Sakura and Ukyo thought. 'Wow! I wod
sur like to dat him!' Ryoga grmbled to hmslf and thoght,'Jerk!'
They all ran to Tiger Sharks Lanborgini and jumed in.
"Wow, thou art fancy car, Tiger Shark,"Kuno said.
Tiger Shark laughed and said,"Ha! You can afford it when you make
$20 miliun dollars for a movie!"
They all oohed at that and Kuno said," Your even richr than me! Wow!"
They drove until they got to Tiger Shark's mansion.
Ukyo said," This is the biggest house I hav ever seen!"
Ryog said,"I seen bigger."
Ranma sad."Yeah, because you are always getting lost yo wold see
biger houses."
Ryoga shoutd."Ranm! Shut up!" and attacked him wtih a fist which neve
conevted becase Tiger Shark grbbed it. Tiger Shark said," You won't fiht
in my hous or I'll throw you out ya big jerk." and then he pile drive Ryou
ga.
Ryouga went unconscisous and Tiger Shark said," The jerk was asking for
it! So I deliverd the message!"
Shampo, Ukyo, Kodachi, and Akane said," Yeah, your right Tiger Shark. That
jerk desurved it!"
"Lets go insid and lev the jerk here!" Kuno sad and rthey went inside.
Then the went inside. Ryouga was outsid waking up and saing,"I really
hat that guy!"

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The Planet Corbona
Chapter Seven

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The aliens wold hav won the batle had it not been for the two wariors
who had shown up. They had tred to fight the two, but the alins lost.
One of the two wore a tatterd karate [4] gi [5] and was rubbing his
alien fists togethr. <They were not a match for us>
The other wore a knight's armor and had a huge sword on his back.
"Yeah, hey, why don't we go to Earth and find Tiger Shark?"
<That's a great idea,> the one with the taterd Karate gi said.
With that they got into their two space pods and left as the alins hurrayed
the two for saving them in the monstrous battle.

To Be Continued...

[1] I don't know any air ports in L: A so I jus t said that.
[2] Like the Village People.
[3] Kawaii=Cute in Japances
[4]Karate= martial art in Japanes
[5] gi=Fighting Outfit in Japancese
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Until I find better things to write about .Ja ne.