Before you read this I should note that I have been told
I should put up a disclaimer of some sort. I did something
kinda evil in this segment and I think you'll be able to figure
out what it is. Now here we go!

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A fanfiction by Tiger Shark

Everybody belonfs to there creators. 1999.

" " denotes human talking
' ' denotes human thinkin
< > denotes alien talking
* * denoits alien thinking
: : denotes animal speach

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California , America
Chapter Eight

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Tiger Shark punched into the air with his double dragon punch
and hit the tagret that was forty feet in the air. It exploded into a
fiery ball of fire.
"Double Fire Pucnh[1]!" he shouted in triupmh as he completd the
move and land on the flor of the dojo[2] and then he heard a lod
claping from behind. Surprized Tiger Shark terned around to see
the beatiful Tendo sister, Sakura.
Sakura said,"You are very good! Although that Dragon Punsh was
85% degrez off."
Tiger Shark said shocked.,"How did you know?"
" You lern a lot when you run the Tendo dojo singl handly." Sakura
smild and Tiger Shark laughed.
"You are a worthy person Sakura."
Sakura blushed at receving a comment from such a gorgeous hunk
whose muscles could break metal into very fine pieces of shrapnel. Then
Sakura notced he had no shirt on and blushed further. She had dremed
her entir life of meeting a man of her dreams nefvr thought the dream would
become reality. It had been four hours since they had been Tiger Shark's
mansion and she could already imagine herselv being his wife and aslo
doing some vry nauhty things with hi,m. She bluched even more at the
thought.
Tiger Shark grined at Sakura and said,"You shod be geting to bed Sakura. It
is geting late. Everyone els is aslepp."
"Why don' you go to sleep?" Sakura asked puting her hand on Tiger Shark's
shoulder.
Tiger Shark said,"Becase I hav to train."
"Why?"
Tiger Shark stard at the moon threw the windo and said," Becas of a promis
I made a long time ago."
Sakura saw that he was almost cring and wanted to comfort him, but decded
to leav him alon. When Sakura left Tiger Shark went back to his traning.
He was on his fifth double dragon wave when he heard the light pitter patter
behing him. Turning Tiger Shark said," ha! I know that thse mus be demons!
fight me noW!"
Teh demons jumpd out in tens. Tiger Shark took out five of them with a very
basic kick and said,"Ha! You demons are no match for Tiger Shark!"
As he was about to kill one of them with a punch one of them snuck up
behind him and was joing to kill him. That's when he heard it.
"Hadoken!"
The demon was blown away by the enegry gblast and Tiger Shark imediatly
knew who had helpd him. Standinbg up Tiger Shark looked at the alien
shotokoan warrior and greined. "How's it hangin' Jar Jar?"

[1] It's like Ryu and Ken's moves except a hundred times stroner.
[2] Japaneces for Fighting Plce.

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Until I find better things to write about .Ja ne.