Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][FF7][fusion] White Lotus Ninja,pt 11
From: Christian Groff
Date: 7/9/1999, 9:53 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com


Here is the part of White Lotus Ninja where Yuffie meets Ryouga the
pig. Please give lots of C&C so I can refine this story into something.



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** White Lotus Ninja **
** A Ranma / FF7 fusion fic **
** Written by Cosmic Knight **

NOTE: The link picture is made from a Ranma/Ranma-chan picture composed 
as the background for a Yuffie picture by Rei(rei_00@geocities.com). None of the pictures are mine,so please don't sue me! :)

LEGEND:
 ~~: Thoughts
 []: Signs
 //: Foreign languages

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Chapter 11: K-Chan
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Yuffie sighed in despondence as she closed the bedroom door behind her.
~Stupid Ranma,interrupting our sleep with his stupid fights. And that
boy Ryouga coming in and waking us up.~ She yawned. ~Well,he ran off.
I guess we can continue our sleep.~ She went to sleep.

In her dreams,she was one of the magical girls,a Sailor Senshi. A little
cat came up and gave her a magical brooch and she shouted some words and
became a superhero. Yuffie grinned in her sleep - her life wanted to be
like that,full of excitement and fighting evil,and not this stupid chaos
that was running amok in her school and home.

As she slept,her door opened and a little black shape snuck into the
room. It had two beady eyes. It leapt onto her bed and stared at her
until she suddenly woke up,her ninja sense alerting her.

She sat up suddenly and looked around,then spotted it.

~A piglet. A little black piglet!~ thought Yuffie. She softened and
smiled at it,then held out her hand. "Come here,I won't hurt you."

The piglet let her take it into her arms. "You are so cute,piggy,"
she said softly. "You look like Luna,that cat which had been Usagi's
pet. I wish I had a cat,but dad won't let me have one." She grinned
and hugged it. Then she noticed that it was wet. "You must have come
in from the rain,piggy. Geez,that sucks." She petted it and grinned.

=*=

"Okay,Ryouga," said Ranma-chan to the dog. "I know you're cursed,but
that doesn't mean you can come out in the middle of the night and pick
a fight!" After she found the gear,she looked about for Ryouga and saw
the dog - a Pekinese - nearby. She brought him home,but any attempts
to talk to the dog were in failure,since it slept soundly.

"Ranma?" asked Yuffie,coming in. She rubbed her eyes. "What happened
to Ryouga? And why are you taking care of that dog?"

Ranma saw the piglet in Yuffie's arms. "I make ask the same thing,
Yuffie. What's that little black pig doing here?"

"Bwee!" squealed the pig in anger. It attempted to break free of
Yuffie's grasp,but Yuffie was able to hold onto it.

"Calm down,piggy," said Yuffie. "There's nothing to be afraid of.
Come on,I'll take good care of you." She kissed the piglet.

"Is it me,or is that pig blushing?" asked Ranma-chan.

"It's just you,Ranma," said Yuffie snidely.

"Be careful,Yuffie," teased Ranma-chan. "It's a boy pig. Who knows
what ecchi thoughts are going through its head right now."

"Baka," said Yuffie with an upturned nose. "You are far more ecchi
than a simple piggy,Ranma-kun. Now,what's the dog doing here?"

Ranma firmed her resolve not to let Yuffie know about the curse.
"Ah,I found him in the street and was trying to wonder whose he is."

"Ranma," sighed Yuffie. "That's not a male dog. It's the Yamada dog,
Lisha. She probably was let out by the owners."

Not convinced,Ranma-chan ran to the kitchen and grabbed a kettle of
hot water that Kasumi was using to boil water for tea. She hurried back.
"Ah...Yuffie,would you turn around for a sec?" she begged.

"Hmph," said Yuffie,turning her head as Ranma doused the dog...

...and nothing happened.

"Ruph," said the dog.

Ranma laughed nervously. "Aheh,false alarm," he muttered. He then
wondered - if this was the Yamada's dog,where was Ryouga? He knew
that a Jusenkyo curse was not to be taken lightly. Whatever Ryouga
had been cursed with,he despised horribly enough to hate Ranma for
it. Ranma believed that being cursed was bad enough,Ryouga didn't.

"Listen,are you THROUGH playing games?" demanded Yuffie.

"Ah,yeah," said Ranma,laughing nervously. "Look,I've gotta get a
hot bath before bed because of...you know."

"Oh yeah," said Yuffie with a sigh. Just then,the pig sneezed.
"Oh dear,you must have caught cold in the rain." Yuffie handed
the pig to Ranma. "Say,Ranma,could you give piggy a bath too?"

The piglet turned ashen in horror.

=*=

"Beh," said Ranma-chan in disgust. "I can't believe I have to take
a bath with a piglet." He sighed as he held the struggling piglet
under his foot as he doffed his clothes. "Okay,pig,you go first."

The piglet tried to escape,but Ranma grabbed the bandanna that it
was wearing - what was the piglet wearing a BANDANNA for? "Look,
you stupid porcine," snarled Ranma. "If I lose you,Yuffie's gonna
have a fit! Now GET IN THE BATH!!" He shoved the piglet into the tub.

Suddenly,the water began to froth violently. "Nani?" Ranma said.
He looked over the tub...straight into the eyes of Ryouga Hibiki.

=*=

The storm outside had ended.

The storm in the dojo was just beginning.

Ranma was stunned to no end. "Ryouga-kun? Is that you?!"

"Yeah," hissed Ryouga angrily.

"So...you DID go to Jusenkyo," said Ranma,the realization dawning.

"Yeah,I went to Jusenkyo,following you and stupid father for days,"
snarled Ryouga angrily. "If it hadn't been for you as a landmark,
I would have been lost in that horrible land for ages! And then..."

~~~~+~~~~

The panda then attacked again,but Ranma-chan was able to leap onto a
nearby cliff,knocking someone into another pool before she ran off.

"Oh dear," said the guide in shock. "Young sir fell into Eitonnichan,
spring-of-drowned-piglet. Tragic legend of black piglet which fall into
spring 1200 year ago and drown. Now,whatever enter spring become black
piglet." Sure enough,a little black piglet wearing a bandanna came out.

~~~~+~~~~

"That was only the BEGINNING of my nightmares through Hell!" shouted
Ryouga angrily. "AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,RANMA!!!" He looked like he
was going to explode in anger at any second.

"Hey,I'm sorry," said Ranma apologetically. "I should have looked before
I leapt and landed on you,but dad was gonna tear my guts out,ya know?"

"Curse you,Ranma," hissed Ryouga. "I will destroy you!" He attacked.

Ranma quickly turned on the cold water.

"AAAAAAAH!!!!" cried Ryouga as he shrank back to his piglet form.

"Phew,that was close," thought Ranma. She smirked. ~Well,maybe I have
an advantage after all. If he's a helpless little piglet in his cursed
form,I won't be in as much danger.~ She petted the pig...

...which bit her hand HARD.

=*=

Yuffie heard the scream and came out of her room to see Ranma chasing
the piglet. "Come back here,pig-boy!" roared Ranma-chan,throwing the
metal basin at the piglet. Yuffie swept past and saved the pig from
a nasty concussion,then turned to him angrily.

"What the HELL are you doing to this piggy?" she demanded.

"This is between the pig and me!" snarled Ranma-chan. He reared back
to hit the pig,only to get grabbed by Yuffie and flung into the wall.

"You stupid bastard!" shouted Yuffie. "How dare you!" She petted the
pig. "There you go,piggy. I won't let that horrible girl hurt you."
She went to her room. "I'm going to bed with my pet. I know I can't
let that pig anywhere near you,you baka."

"That's stupid! You don't know what he is!" shouted Ranma-chan.

Yuffie snorted and kissed the piglet again. "There there,piggy.
Don't cry. That mean girl hurt you,and I won't let her."

Ranma-chan turned her lip in disgust. "Fine! Keep the goddamn
pig as a pet for all I care!" She wheeled about and stormed off.

"Hmph,you're just jealous,Ranma-kun," said Yuffie,going into her room.

=*=

Later that night,Ranma - in male form - was peering into Yuffie's
room through her curtains. ~Stupid tomboy,~ thought Ranma. ~She's
sleeping with the enemy and doesn't know it!~ He wasn't sure if
the piglet could hurt Yuffie or himself,but he wasn't gonna take
that chance. He had to get that killer away from Yuffie...without
her knowing about it,of course.

Since Yuffie had locked her bedroom door,Ranma had to go through
a more indirect approach - he was hanging upside down by the gutters,
balancing a tea-kettle in his hand. He carefully eased the window
open and slipped into his room with all his ninja stealth.

Ryouga woke up to see Ranma coming towards him and growled. "You better
not," hissed Ranma,bringing the kettle to his snout. "Else I'll change
you back right here and Yuffie can blame you for perversity!"

Ranma tried to remove the piglet from Yuffie's arms,but Yuffie stirred
and clutched the piglet to her chest. ~She must be lonely,~ thought
Ranma. He carefully plucked the piglet from her arms by the bandanna.

Ryouga bit him again. Ranma grimaced and hurled the piglet to the wall,
causing it to bounce about like a wild tennis ball. Ranma tried to get
him,but to no avail. Finally,he found himself almost atop of Yuffie.

He shifted his balance. ~Phew,that was close!~ he thought.

#KAPOW!# He didn't see the piglet slam into his back like a missile.
Yuffie was jolted awake and opened her eyes...

...to see Ranma lying right on top of her.

"Ah...it's...it's not what you think!" babbled Ranma.

A loud explosion and flash of light signalled an All Creation attack
sending Ranma flying out the window. The last thing he saw was Ryouga,
sticking his tongue out at him in contempt.

=*=

The next morning,the family gathered around the breakfast table.

"Ranma-kun," said Nabiki with a smirk. "I don't mind you going on
a tryst with imouto-chan,but could you keep it down?"

"I don't mean to sound like mother," said Kasumi. "But couples really
shouldn't be doing that sort of thing until they are married."

"Ah,he's eager," said Genma happily. "This is a good sign."

Ranma covered his face. "It's not true! Honest!"

Yuffie snorted as she fed her new pet pig some fish. "Pervert."

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