You deserve to be shot. Or at least have your ankle chewed
off by mini-me. Or eaten by Fat Bastard.


--- Demented Otaku <Zznnchen@email.msn.com> wrote:

I'll use American names to keep continuity.


Brock was shocked. "Sick! That thing looks like a giant.......

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"Penis, the male reproductive organ." Hinako sensei continued. "Ranma! Are
you paying attention?"
    The aquatranssexual stirred. "Just lookin' out the window at that weird
thing out there. Those two things on the bottom. They kinda look
like......."

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"Nuts! Get your nuts here!" the young boy cired out at the air show.

"Sugoi! Hey Touji! Check that one out! I didn't think B-san even existed
anymore!" Aida Kensuke continued to rattle off about a million types of
jets, boring the hell out of Touji. "Eh? Toji, take a look at that! Is that
what I think it is?"
"Where? That? What's that doing way out there?"
"I dunno. I can't tell what is on top from way up here, but those things at
the bottom look kinda like......"

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"Materia. The black materia is what will allow me to acheive my destiny."
Sephiroth looked down from the roof of the city at his victim. "Wench. Holy
could stop me, but it is not likely. Even so, I cannot risk even the
slightest chance of failure. This will be my greatest victory." He stopped
to admire the view from atop the city. "All that I see before me will be
mine. Hmm? What's that? It looks like a large......"

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"Lightsaber. The true weapon of a Jedi. This belonged to your father. He
wanted you to have it." Obi-wan stated. The son of the great podracer,
pilot, general, Jedi knight, and Lord of Sith was waving the lighsaber
around. As he did so, he had brief images flash in his mind. Jedi meeting.
Jedi dying. And some really wierd alien he had never seen before. It wasn't
clear, but the two things on the bottom looked a little like....

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"Meatball head!" Rei shouted.

"Hey!" Usagi turned to Ami. "Is she insulting me in English, now?"

"Yes." She replied while typing away at the computer. There seemed to be an
odd energy reading very far away. "Everyone! I think we should take a look
at this." All the senshi gathered around her.

Makoto winced in disgust. "Gross! It looks like a giant......"

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"Cock!" shouted Brock.

Terror soon followed.

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