In a message dated 7/7/99 7:10:19 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
watura_rode@HOTMAIL.COM writes:

<< ******************ANNOUCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE******************
 
                RYOUGA & AKANE'S HOTSPOT PIZZA DELIVERY!!!!
 
 
 
 Summer just isn't summer without the delicious, tasty, hot,
 mouth-warming delicacy of freshly delivered pizza.  That's why you are
 in luck. >>
 
	Um, I prefer to eat my pizza at the restaurant.  Except for the time 
when my pizza was the last one out before the oven caught fire, it's always 
been pretty good.  (And that time it was pretty-good-with-a-strange-flavor.)

<< Here at Ryouga & Akanes HotSpot Pizza Delivery, we promise to give you
 pizza in true martial arts fashion.  It's Anything Goes Pizza
 Delivery.>>

	Please watch out for flying pizzas...
 
<< When was the last time that you ordered pizza, but it never got to
 your house because the pizza delivery boy was hijacked by hungery
 Video Pirates? >>

	Hmmm...last week, when I had to order it without garlic.
 
<< ***SHOOT TO A SCENE OF BOY BEING SHOVED INTO THE BACK OF A CAR TRUNK***
 
 PIZZAGUY:  HELP!!!  THEY'RE STEALING MY PIZZAS and POORLY DUBBING THE
            NEW DRANGONBALL Z TAPES!
 
 RYOKO:  (The former space pirate; turned video pirate {She needs
         the money, seeing that the new Tenchi TV series is a flop}
         stuffs the guy further into the trunk of the car)
         SHUT UP KID!  We're just getting a little something to eat.
         And the sound on those tape are Funmations fault not ours! >>

	1) Well, at least they are releasing the episodes in uncut form now.
	2) No, never had my pizza hijacked, mainly because nobody wants pizza 
with as much garlic as I get on it, unless they have burnt-out taste buds.  
(Or they might be learning the secret of Dragon Breath.  Very good for 
getting rid of unwanted fiances, you know.)

<<              ****************BACK TO ANNOUCER*****************
 
 It's about time that there is a pizza boy that can defend himself and
 your pizza.  Here at Ryouga and Akane Hotspot Pizza Delivery, we swear
 to get you the best tasting pizza in 10 minutes.  Or we will give it
 to you for free.  Not since Hanappe Bazooka has there been a finger
 that can devastate any pizza thief in town.  And with a cook that
 wields an almost mystical mallet, you have a duo that can't be beat. >>

	Why do I suspect that Ranma will be hired onto the team soon?  (Not 
to mention Kasumi and Ukyo...)
 
<< So remember, when you want the BEST TASTING PIZZA AROUND, and you want
 it DELIVERED to you NOW, turn to Ryouga & Akane Hotspot Pizza
 Delivery.  With her cooking and him delivering, nothing could go
 wrong.>>

	Except that you'll never get your pizza, and if you even do get your 
pizza, you'll wish you never had...
	(Did that sentence make sense to anyone?)
 
<< *********************************************************************
 
 Ranma:  I just can't shake the feeling, but I think this is a big
         mistake.
 
 Akane:  Shut up and get out of my way, I have to go make some pizzas.
 
 Ryouga:  Yeah, and I have to get started on my routes.
 
 **** >>

	Nabiki: The betting pool on how long it will take for Ryoga to find 
his way back here is now up to 300,000 Yen.

<< Hmmm....  I don't know about you, but I only see good things in the
 future for this buisness. >>
	Yeah -- if the pizza never gets delivered, health codes will not get 
violated...


		--Ryo Hoshi