Subject: [FFML] Questions, and general Stuff
From: Jason Liao
Date: 7/7/1999, 9:38 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

	Unfortunately, my internet access was taken away from me this
weekend, so there are a few things that I should have done that have been
backlogged. I'm just doing it in this one post, since it's easier, and I
don't have to wade through the many posts to get to the addresses.

1) Thanks to everyone who gave my C&C on my 'Firla is force-fed Frodo'
spamfic.  I've been told that the One Ring can't be eaten, though, so I
guess that's not going to work.  (Wah!)

2) NeW_B has been found dead.  Apparently, he was ready to send out his
new fic about 'Salon Moor', but was apparently bashed in the head by his
brother Spelling_B who used a word processor as a club.  All works were
mysteriously erased. I would suspect the Fanfic Illuminanti, but of
course, they don't exist... 

3) Still going through posts.  I may have promised to give some people
C&C, and I will do as I have said, but it may take some time before I get
to you.

4) There's an old Chinese story about a woman who became a goddess of the
moon.  I know the story, and the motivations, but what I'm curious about
are the rabbits that are supposed to also inhabit the moon.  Do they
themselves have a story?  Yes, I may or may not use this info for a title
for a slightly longer than normal spamfic. 

5) Meow!

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...