Subject: Re: [FFML] [spamfics] Pikachu Strikes Back and Mewtwo's Summer Vacation
From: Razorclaw X
Date: 7/4/1999, 12:22 PM
To: Zznnchen@email.msn.com
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

Just a little idea I had in the back of my head. Feel free to send me
suggestions on what else could be done. I'll try to convert the entire
movies when the videos are released.

  You know, at first I thought it was some whacked-out mistitling news 
report, but...

Pikachu Strikes Back

  Pika?

[The scene opens with Pikachu shattering a glass tube he is floating in.]

Scientists:  [turning around] Eh?

Random Scientist: It woke up!  Do you think it's acceptable?  Perfect!

Head Scientist:  We have succeeded!  This is birth of Mewtwo.

  The scientists must study their guide books closely.

Pikachu:  Pika...chu...?

  Hahahahha!!

Mewtwo's Summer Vacation

  "When the sun sets, darkness reigns...."

[Zenigame, Fushigidane, and Koduck start clutching their heads in pain
(Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Psyduck)

  I'm not sure why you bothered to use the Japanese names here when you've 
already started spelling Mewtwo in English.

Togepi: Priiiii?

[Koduck picks the apple up and eats it. Zenigame and Fushigidane are
shocked. Togepi breaks out into tears again.]

Togepi: PRRRRRIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mewtwo becomes extremely annoyed.]

  C'mon, kill Topegi!!!

[Mewtwo's eyes start to glow blue, and the grond starts to crack and
explode. Mewtwo's rage grows, and the others scream and try to escape. They
fail. Togepi and the others are quickly consumed in the flames of Mewtwo's
anger.  He blows up more of the theme park, and the fire starts to consume
everything. He hovers above the ground and parts the fire around him, 
making
himself look extremely cool. A sphere forms around him and starts growing.
The park is now shown in the distance. A bright plue pillar of energy comes
up from it, then an explosion takes place. Smoke rises from the remains of
the theme park. Mewtwo flies away to find a better fanfic author to work
for.]

  Shoot, and here I was, hoping for Super-Saiya-Mewtwo

That wasn't so bad. The humor comes from the complete differences in
character and the reactions. Pikachu is cute, innocent, and carefree, and
Mewtwo is violent, depressed, and philosophical.

  An interesting little spamfic, although I wish Pikachu got thrashed by 
Mewtwo... heh, heh.

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--Razorclaw X
Author: "The Wheel of Fire", "The World's Worst Ranma Fanfic!", "The 
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