Subject: [FFML] [Orig]It's A Rainy Day Sunshine Girl -- Episode 05
From: Matt Johnston
Date: 7/4/1999, 5:57 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Feel free to go to http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~matt2518/
There, you'll find episodes of this and my other fanfic series, 
the well-received "Boku No Marie: Music-Box Angel".

     "What you need is a plan."  Caravan strode beside Kenji as he 
     walked to Yamada high school, making sure to see as much of 
     her first morning on Earth as possible.
     "A plan for what?" the boy sniffed.
     "Huh?  Oh, a plan to get Tanako."  She grinned.  "I figure if 
     you're going to ever write a masterpiece, it'll be for her."
     "How do you figure that?"
     "Oh please, I'm not blind, Kenji."  She whistled a quick tune 
     to a fat red-bellied bird on a fence next to her.  "You've 
     got it bad for her.  True love, live for her, can't imagine a 
     world without her bad."  She smiled.  "I've seen it before."

Kenji Terada had writer's block.  When his teacher offered him a 
solution, he tried it immediately.  Only, his teacher never told 
him what really happens when you wake up...

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                   I T ' S  A  R A I N Y  D A Y
                     S U N S H I N E  G I R L

                            Episode 05
                        "This Time Around"
                             Part One

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            "Sunshine Girl" (c) 1999 Matthew Johnston.
                       All Rights Reserved.

  This is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance of the characters
     to any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.  

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Wednesday, April 21st
5:22 PM

     "Do you know where the dustpan is?" Kenji yelled from the top 
of the staircase.  "I need to sweep the hallway."  He entered the 
kitchen through the dining room, the broom in his hand feeling as 
foreign to him as it looked.  Caravan looked up from her task of 
washing the morning's dishes and shook her head.
     "Over there."
     Kenji went to the half-hidden tool and picked it up as if 
considering an ancient artifact from a long-dead culture.
     "I never thought I'd see you again," Caravan remarked, as 
much to the dustpan as to Kenji.  She wiped a trace of sweat from 
her forehead, making sure not to let her soapy hand touch.  "I 
figured the dust bunnies had captured you."
     "My room wasn't that bad."  He checked his watch.  "Or maybe 
it is."
     "You've been in there since four," Caravan noted, returning 
to the sink.  "When's your group showing up?"
     "In about half an hour."
     "You'd better take a shower, then."
     "Good idea."  Kenji sniffed apprehensively and coughed, 
wiping tears from his eyes.  "I'll be back.  Gotta slay that 
dragon under the bed."  Holding the dustpan as a makeshift shield 
and the broom as a lance, he marched bravely towards the stairs.
     Caravan chuckled.  "He's not a bad dragon, just 
misunderstood.  Don't slay him too badly."
     Kenji grinned.  "Don't worry.  I'll work out a time-share 
contract or something."
     "That's my brave warrior."
     The words felt strange.  "Huh?"
     "Nothing."  Her voice fell leaden and cold on his ears.
     Kenji looked at the living room; his mother usually kept a 
clean house, but, as could only be cynically expected, the room 
was more cluttered than it had been in weeks.  He took a look back 
at the dining room, and found a similar view.
     "You know, you've still got a ways to go here."
     "I know."  She was still throwing her words heavy.
     "Do you want me to--"
     "No."  The statement landed like a brick on his pride.
     "Fine, work alone!"
     "I will."  She didn't seem to be returning his sudden anger, 
which only fueled the fire in his belly.
     "Fine!"
     "Fine.  I won't fight you, Kenji."
     "Good!"  A pause, then, "what?"
     "I'm not going to argue."  Her voice had subdued.  Kenji took 
a step back to look in on her, but she heard him.
     "Go upstairs and sweep your hallway."  If she was angry, she 
let none of it filter through her lips.
     He didn't belabor the point further; he climbed the stairs 
quietly.  "Weird," he muttered.  'But then,' he thought, 'what was 
Caravan if not a little strange?'
     The hallway was easily swept, and the dust dealt with 
efficiently.  By five-fifty-five, the garbage had been removed and 
the carpets vacuumed.  The walls had been washed and the corners 
dusted for cobwebs.  Everything was perfect.  He had even had time 
to take a quick, rather cold shower.  His hair half-dry, his shirt 
and trousers conspicuously clean, and his black shoes spit-
polished, he made his way gingerly to the living room, where 
Caravan sat, resting.
     The room was spotless.  Kenji looked at the dining room.  It 
too was spotless.  Things once dull were shining, and any sign of 
clutter had been organized into a comfortable neatness Kenji 
didn't think possible.  Not even his mother was able to clean so 
thoroughly.  He felt immediately and severely guilty.
     "Wow."
     "Are you ready?"
     Kenji presented himself to the lounging girl, turning 
conscientiously.  When he was facing exactly away from her, he 
heard her make a gentle 'tching' sound with her tongue.  When he 
finished his turn, she was shaking her head.
     "What's wrong?"  Kenji looked down on his clothes and back at 
the frowning observer.  "Too formal?"
     Without warning, Caravan jumped to her feet and grasped Kenji 
around the waist.  As close as she was, Kenji could feel the 
warmth of her body radiating.  She had been working hard, too, but 
what he smelled was not at all unpleasant.  Rather, she seemed 
more perfumed than anything.
     "This..." she grabbed his shirt at the waist line.  "...is 
way..."  she yanked, revealing several inches of wrinkled white at 
his hips.  "...too..."  she grabbed another two handfuls and 
yanked again.  "...formal."  As she finished, the inches of cloth 
fell, splayed with wrinkles, around his trousers.
     "So, do I look more causal now?"  Kenji looked down at the 
starched chaos laid out before him from the waist down.  "I just 
ironed this."
     Caravan took a step back.  With a jaunty expression, she 
cocked her head slightly admiring her handiwork.  "You look 
great."  She went to scruff his hair, but he intercepted her arm.
     "I don't want to look *that* casual.  Relaxed will do, I 
guess."
     "I don't know what you're worried about.  It's your writing 
that'll win her over."  She grinned.  "Though that 'just back from 
the sack' look does kind of suit you."  She took a step forward in 
another attempt to attack his hair.
     "Hey, waitaminit!"  He grabbed her arm, but her hand kept 
scrabbling for a stray lock.
     "C'mon, Kenji.  Live a little!"
     "Stoppit!"  He coughed out the words between laughs.  Caravan 
had started attacking his stomach with her free arm, relentlessly 
tickling him.  "I don't wanna live a little!"
     "Sure you do... uh-oh."  The pair's momentum held them 
teetering on Kenji's left heel just long enough to allow her the 
final words.  After she uttered them, Kenji came crashing down, 
still clutching Caravan's wrist.  As he hit the floor, she landed 
atop him, her body touching his at every point save one.
     "Oops."  A bead of sweat moved from her lips to his, for it 
had less than it's full length to travel between.
     At that moment, Kenji had closed his eyes.  When he felt the 
drop touch his lips, he lost touch with reality.  Five hundred 
fantasies entered through that droplet into his brain, swarming 
about a thousand inspired ideas.  As the bead they shared became 
only his, the moment faded, and the thought disappeared with it.
     "Whoa... Deja vu."  But really, Kenji remembered little more 
than the momentary strangeness of random familiarity.
     Caravan leapt backwards, and crouched a meter away.  "Did 
you...?  I mean, I wasn't supposed to... That is, Sister Focus 
said 'never, ever, ever...'"
     "It's okay.  Nothing happened."  Kenji rubbed his mouth with 
his hand as he sat up.  "It was nothing."
     "Right right nothing.  Nothing.  Right."  Caravan stood.  
"well, since it was nothing and nothing happened and we did 
nothing..."
     "Why don't you take a second to get ready?"
     "I'll take a second to get ready.  Right.  Nothing."  With 
that, she was off, halfway up the stairs before Kenji could stand.
     Thinking back to earlier in the day, when Caravan was so 
close behind him, he wondered how this situation could be much 
different.  Something tugged at him, as if life were foreshadowing 
some larger event for him, but saying nothing more than, "remember 
this?"
     Kenji touched his lips.  The bead of sweat.  "A shared kiss?"  
He knew it must be important, but decided not to bother her with 
any questions about it.  She seemed more than a little flustered 
by the notion, and she did mention Sister Focus.  As much as he 
wanted to put two and two together, something important was 
missing from the equation.
     If life was foreshadowing for him, it was also conspiring 
coincidence against him; the phone rang.  He strode to the end 
table to pick it up, but the answering machine, ready after 
Masao's message, picked up after only two rings.
     After the outgoing message finished, Kenji heard his mother:
     "Hi, Kenji, it's me.  I'll be working late tonight on things, 
so fix yourself dinner.  There's some chicken in the refrigerator.  
Maybe you and that nice Caravan girl can have a romantic dinner 
alone.  That reminds me.  We need to have a little talk soon about 
how boys and girls are different.  I know, I know, but better late 
than never.  I love you, honey."
     Kenji felt his face.  Sure enough, the heat was unbearable.  
He turned to go to his room and cool off, but Caravan stood at the 
foot of the stairs, her eyes wide, and her open-mouthed smile 
incredulous.
     "Don't even start, Caravan."  Kenji tried to avoid eye-
contact.
     "Do you want me to tell you how boys and girls are different, 
Kenji?"
     "Shut up."
     "Okay honey," she replied cheerily.
     From his room: "SHUDDUP!"

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     Kenji was recomposed moments after his clock read 18:00.  
However, the doorbell didn't ring until five minutes later, giving 
him plenty of time to get nervous about his readiness.  After 
hearing the chime, what was left of his composure fell shattered 
to the floor.  He checked his hands, just to confirm how badly 
they were shaking.  He drank the last of his glass of water to try 
and stave off the dryness that came, Pavlovian, with the tolling 
of the bell.
     "Get a grip," he coached himself.  "It's just a school 
project.  Nothing's gonna come of it, so just sit back and enjoy 
it, okay?"
     He wanted to agree with himself, but couldn't.  He left the 
room, having resolved nothing.  His mouth was again dry, and his 
hands trembled like leaves in a storm.  He felt suddenly weak.
     Caravan was at the door when he descended the staircase.  He 
couldn't see Tanako, nor could he hear her familiar greeting, but 
he knew it must be her Caravan was obscuring.
     And then, Caravan moved away.
     And he saw...
     ...Ichiro.  And a laptop.  But most importantly, he didn't 
see Tanako at all.
     "Aww, geez!"
     Ichiro shrugged.  "What?"
     "Never mind.  Come on in."
     "I didn't mean to do it, whatever it was."  He glanced at 
Caravan as she walked to the dining room.  "I guess Tanako and I 
look a lot alike."
     "Get off it."
     "You looked petrified.  It was great."  He handed Kenji his 
computer and removed his shoes.  "Got any lemonade?"
     "You know where it is," Kenji followed his best friend into 
the dining room, setting the laptop absently on the table.
     "That I do, that I do."  Caravan watched from beside Kenji as 
Ichiro opened a cupboard, took a specific glass from the back 
right corner, and filled it with lemonade from the refrigerator.
     "I take it he comes over often?"  Caravan looked to Kenji, 
who nodded silently.
     "I see that I'm the first one here."  Ichiro turned on his 
heels and returned to the table, flopping comfortably on the chair 
at the end of the table.  "Any word from the great actor as to 
when he'll be gracing us with his presence?"
     Caravan shook her head.  "He left a message saying he 
wouldn't be able to make it tonight.  Something about an 
emergency."
     "Figures."  Ichiro shrugged and took another sip.  "We don't 
need him anyway.  True love will prevail, and all that."
     Kenji gaped; Caravan frowned.  "What was that?"
     Ichiro reached for his computer.  "Oh, nothing."
     "Right."  She shot Kenji a cold stare.  "I'm only doing this 
because I have to."
     "You're doing this 'cause you just can't stand to let a 
gorgeous guy like me outta yer sight."  Ichiro put his hands 
behind his hands and exhaled confidently.  "Right?"
     "Whatever.  Look, just because you're Kenji's best friend 
doesn't give you the--"
     DING-DONG.
     Kenji's knees nearly buckled.  His stomach cramped, churning 
empty with acid.  He felt at once cold and on fire.
     "Tanako's here."
     Caravan immediately turned her attention to the shaking boy.  
"It's okay, Kenji.  Get a grip."  She made a light 'shhhh' sound 
as she grabbed him on the arms.  "Stand up straight, close your 
eyes, and breathe deep."
     "The gathering gloom," Kenji added sarcastically.  He did as 
he was told, and Caravan let go slowly.  Kenji wasn't sure how 
long to keep his eyes closed, so tried opening one.
     "Keep them closed!"  He closed it again on Caravan's command.
     Caravan too took a deep breath, for what she was about to do 
was against the rules.  'But to help Kenji...' she thought.  She 
closed her eyes, and brought her index finger to her lips.
     "Remember when you and her used to be friends.  Remember back 
to where there was only friendship."  Kenji felt Caravan's finger 
on his lips, and suddenly felt calm.  More than calm, he felt 
relieved.  He opened his eyes when the tingling sensation from her 
finger dissipated, and exhaled what seemed like every iota of 
tension from his body.
     "Weird," Ichiro remarked, returning to his computer.
     DING-DONG.
     "Coming," he answered after the second ring.  Any tightness 
in his muscles had gone.  Whatever Caravan had done to her finger, 
it certainly had helped him immensely.  He opened the door 
causally, and smiled.
     "Hey there, Terada."  The voice was not Tanako's.
     Had he known ahead of time who was on the other side of the 
door, the shock probably would not have been so bad as it was.  
However, what Kenji saw was impossible for him to prepare for.
     Tanako stood in front of the boy, sure enough.  At her left, 
though, stood the tall, athletically built actor.  Masao smirked 
maliciously and stepped in the house.  "I don't have all night.  
You two can gawk at each other all you like.  I have a project to 
work on."
     Sure enough, Tanako was looking at Kenji, and Kenji at 
Tanako.  But when Masao spoke, they broke their momentarily shared 
gaze.  Both blushed.
     "Please come in," he managed, motioning inside.  Only after 
he did so did Tanako politely enter.
     "Thank you."
     Caravan intercepted Masao at the edge of the entrance hall.  
"Why are you here?" she asked incredulously.  "You said you had an 
emergency to tend to."
     "I did, but it tended to itself faster than I could have 
dealt with it.  Most fortuitous, actually.  If I hadn't been 
driving at that moment, I would never have been able to assist 
Tanako in her journey here.  It seems she forgot where you lived, 
Kenji."
     Kenji flushed with the beginnings of anger.
     "It's not too surprising, really.  One forgets what one 
doesn't wish to remember.  Isn't that true, Ichiro?"
     "Quite," Ichiro acknowledged, not bothering to look up from 
the computer's screen.  "What's your name again?"
     Out of the corner of his eye, Kenji saw Tanako stifle a 
chuckle at the jab.  Suddenly, the feelings of confidence which 
had been washed by seeing Masao returned.
     "Don't ask him such tough questions," Caravan added almost 
immediately after.  "He's just been through an emergency."
     Masao growled something unintelligible and stormed to the 
dining room table.  "Let's get this over with, shall we?"
     Kenji watched Caravan's group set up, squabbling over pencils 
and paper while Ichiro happily typed and conducted an orchestra 
only he could hear.  When he heard Tanako lightly clear her 
throat, he knew he had lingered too long.
     "We'll be working upstairs," he noted, his voice clear but 
dull.
     "I see.  Well, lead the way."  She smiled and gathered her 
pack while Kenji took the first difficult steps toward the 
staircase.  Once he had achieved forward motion, he was pleased to 
note how much easier it was to keep going.
     'I just have to remember back, and I'll be fine.  She's been 
in my...'  A moment flashed hot deep within his brain; it was 
hazy, without clothes, breathing heavy like...
     "Oh God."  Kenji gulped.
     "Are you okay?"
     "Fine!  Fine fine!  Never better."

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     In his room, Kenji took the chair at the desk, and motioned 
for her to sit anywhere she pleased.
     "I don't know when Katsu will be here," he mentioned, again 
flatly.  "He didn't call or anything."
     "That's okay."
     Kenji's heart skipped a beat on the way to doubling its rate.  
"Really?"
     Tanako was studying the room as if it were an art museum.  
"Yeah.  He's not the kind who'll be much help to us anyways, don't 
you think.  The room's a different color now, isn't it?"
     Kenji nodded.  "My mom painted her room the same color, and 
there was quite a bit left, so..."  He smiled; she had remembered 
the old color from grade school.
     "When did you do that?"
     "Just after eighth grade."  The conversation was maddening; 
he could feel it wanting to delve deeper, but never finding a 
point to start.  He took a moment to study the scene.  She was 
sitting, practically lounging on his bed, already making herself 
at home.  It was as if she had never stopped being his friend.  
Her eyes, darting from one end of the room to the other, met each 
object with an intense gaze; the light from the lamp sparkled, and 
he thought for a second he could see himself in the darkest parts.
     "I see."  She looked at him suddenly, catching him in mid-
stare.  He turned his head instantly, commenting on the first 
thing his eyes came to rest on.  "The carpet's the same, though."
     Tanako chuckled.  "True enough."
     The conversation fell there, lost between them.  Kenji 
shuffled two sheets of blank paper, changing their order for no 
better reason than make a little noise.  Tanako continued to 
glance at random parts of the room.
     Kenji wanted to say something meaningful, but he wasn't sure 
if he could.  And, even if could, he was less sure about her 
reaction.  So much of his phrasing came from the same stock as the 
poem he wrote, and she seemed to have mixed feelings about it.  He 
knew Caravan would want him to say something.  'But what?'
     Slowly, an idea swirled in the vastness of his mind, like a 
disc of proto-matter preparing to become a star.  Something 
warmed, preparing for ignition.  He closed his eyes and inhaled 
deeply; he was almost ready.
     'When I saw you yesterday,' he practiced silently, 'a small 
piece... no.  A little bit of me.'
     "Dammit."  Almost ready, but not quite.
     "Did you say something?"  Tanako must not have heard exactly 
what he had muttered; she seemed as polite and attentive as usual.
     The doorbell triggered an excuse.
     "Doorbell.  It's probably Katsu.  I'll get it."  Kenji 
sprinted from the room, ready to give whoever was at the door an 
appreciative hug.  As he flew down the staircase, he saw the three 
familiar forms arguing vaguely in the dining room to his left.  To 
his right, the stereo in the living room piped one of Ichiro's 
English albums.  Something bright and cheery and old.
     He hit the door in seconds, stopping on the entrance rug and 
swinging open the door in one motion before inertia carried him 
outside.
     Katsu saw Kenji open the door, and his expression hardened.  
When Kenji flew past him into the entrance steps, the hard 
expression was tested.  It was always entertaining to see one's 
host make a fool of himself from the offset.
     "Why, won't you come in?" he commented as he stepped inside.  
He removed his jacket and shoes at the doorway, making sure Kenji 
could not enter until he was finished.  "That was an impressive 
display," he quipped dryly.
     "Thanks," Kenji muttered, dusting himself off.  "Our group's 
upstairs, in my room.
     "Don't go in there!"  Caravan trotted to the entrance hall.  
"Tanako's taking a phone call."
     Kenji looked at her with curiosity.  "Somebody called for 
her?"
     "Yeah.  She said Tanako said that you said that she'd be at 
your house so she said to call here."  Caravan went over the 
sequence again, mouthing her statement silently, her eyes scanning 
an invisible page.  "Yeah.  So, you two have to wait in the living 
room until she's done.  She said it was important and private."  
Caravan emphasized the last word such that any man would lose the 
will to disobey.
     "So I guess we wait here," Kenji shrugged.  He motioned to 
the living room, and followed Katsu sitting opposite him on the 
couch.
     "Nice elevator music," Katsu commented.
     "It's not mine," Kenji immediately responded.
     "You badmouthing my music?" Ichiro called from the dining 
room.
     "He hears as well as he runs, I see."
     "Cut it out, you two!"  Caravan stormed into the living room, 
slammed a bowl of cookies on the coffee table and marched back 
into the dining room.
     "Yes, ma'am," three  of the four boys replied respectfully.  
Masao chuckled, but said nothing.
     "I wonder who Tanako's talking to," Katsu remarked casually.  
His expression, however, betrayed his voice's lack of interest.  
Kenji tensed immediately, but relaxed after four fast heartbeats.
     "I dunno.  Maybe Yumiko or Naoko.  Those three are like one 
person these days."
     "Don't I wish," Katsu smirked.
     Ichiro laughed in the distance.

     Tanako sat on Kenji's bed, the cord of his phone wrapped 
around one hand, the received in the other.  She grinned slyly as 
she listened to her friend's question:
     "So, are you in his room yet?"
     "Yep.  Whaddya wanna know?"
     "What's in it?  Is it warm?  What color is it?  Does he have 
a carpet?  A TV?  A type--"
     "Whoa there... One at a time.  I'll describe it to you."  She 
took Yumiko through the room's dimensions and contents, scanning 
her subject's walls and floors, even the ceiling and the desk.  
When Yumiko asked her to look in the drawers, she considered it 
for a moment, but refused gently.
     "What's in his closet?  That should say a lot about him."
     Tanako agreed and began describing:
     "A set of drawers, oak or ash, I'm not sure.  Probably oak.  
Next to it is the hamper, which is empty, naturally.  Leaning 
against that is a baseball bat..."
     She stopped there as the universe collapsed around her.  The 
bat was all she could sense.  She could smell it, feel it in her 
palms, though she had only lifted it once.  She could hear it's 
heart beat, synchronized with Kenji's and her own.
     "Strike three!"
     Tanako opened her eyes.  She had closed them when Kenji had 
taken the plate.  His team was down a run, and, with Satoru safely 
on second, a home run could have won it for their class.  But it 
was too late.  Kenji had missed, and the game was over.
     "That pitch was inside!" Ichiro called from the dugout.  He 
ran to his soon-to-be new friend's side.  "If that pitch had been 
legal," he began before his voice disappeared in the dusty 
distance.
     "Poor Kenji..."
     "What?"  Yumiko's question pressed against the memory's 
fragile wall, and it crumbled instantly.  "Did you just say--"
     "Nothing!  I didn't say a thing!"  She hurried through the 
remaining items.  "He's got a baseball bat, like I said, and some 
binders on the floor, but that's about it."  She calmed a little 
when she realized Yumiko wasn't concerned with her extended pause  
"It seems pretty tidy.  For a writer, I mean."
     Yumiko sighed.  "It sounds so romantic, don't you think?"
     "What?"
     "A writer.  An author."  She let the words fall extended from 
her tongue, savoring it, letting it sit in her mouth, warming like 
white wine.  "An artist of letters and words and poetic turns of 
phrase.  Do you think he writes poetry?  Or does he seem like a 
strictly prose sculptor?"
     "You are hopeless, girl.  Completely hopeless."
     "Thank you!  It's the hopelessly romantic girl who gets the 
man in the end, you know."
     "I know."  Tanako thought momentarily about Masao, but 
somehow his face seems hard to capture at the moment.
     "He's why I want to be a journalist."
     "Yeah..."  She tried again, but his face grew more vague the 
harder she tried.
     "Do you think a journalist and an author can live together?"
     "Huh?  Oh, sure.  If a musician and an actor can, why not a 
journalist and a writer."  The words were practiced, and spoken 
with a memorized vacancy.
     "Author.  He's an author.  Writers hack out fan-comics.  
Authors create art."
     "Yeah.  Look, I gotta go."  She quit thinking about Masao and 
almost immediately corrected herself.  "Oh, I almost forgot.  
How's the Passport coming along?"
     "I've got 33 so far.  Today I helped an old man across the 
street."  Yumiko sighed.  "I tried to help Kenji when he dropped 
his books this morning, but that girl... what's her name?"
     "Caravan."
     "Yeah.  She was there.  She gave me the weirdest look and I 
lost all my confidence.  Not that I had too much."  The girl 
laughed loudly.  "Oh well, if I'm going to win him over, I'll just 
have to dig a little deeper for my courage.  That, and have you 
right behind me to catch me if I faint, right?"
     "You bet, kiddo."  Tanako checked her watch.  "I do have to 
go.  Kenji and Katsu are waiting downstairs and I don't want to 
seem too rude.  They might suspect something, you know."
     Yumiko giggled and said good-bye.  Tanako hung up the phone 
and looked at the bat again.
     "Now why did that memory pop up?  I haven't thought that far 
back in years."

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:

I'd like to apologize again for the lateness of this episode.  You 
notice the "Part One" in the title; this is a concession to logic.  
All the plot points I had for this episode were enough to 
sufficiently fill 5000 words.  However, 2000 words into it, I 
thought of another interesting twist, which added 2500 words to 
the projected finished size.  Instead of writing the episode from 
start to finish and sending it off only when the whole sequence 
was done (which is going to total 8000+ words), I decided to split 
the episode in two and get the first half posted as quickly as 
possible, to appease my own guilty conscience.

Anyway, thanks to Erin Ellis, Jiro Maeda and of course Sebastion
Fitsroy for pre-reading this episode.  I hope everybody enjoys it
after such a long wait.

On to the references!

"You're doing this .. outta yer sight.":  Another Han Solo 
reference.  Natch.

"one of his English bands...":  A rather vague reference to the 
band I listen to when I write -- Yes.

"How's the Passport coming along?":  The passport Tanako's talking 
about is called a "Heaven's Passport."  It's a fad currently in 
style at the moment in Japan.  Basically, it's a booklet styled to 
look like a passport, with the girl's picture pasted on the front, 
and a wish written on the inside.  For each good deed the girl 
does, she gets to put a stamp in her passport.  When she gets 100 
stamps, her wish is supposed to come true.  Thanks to Jim Nutley 
for telling me about this cute bit of pop culture.