Yes, once again I, the evil Sonficster (I just made that up. :) ) have
created a work of songficdom. If you know not my work, well, I'm not
TOO surprised actually. However, I do have a few of them lying around,
most of which have been sent here (with very little response, but oh
well). 

Still, I give you:


Rei- (Lump- Presidents of the USA)

Rei sat alone at her desk at lunch, 
Totally emotionless except for a hunch,
Chalk flowed up into Rei's new pagers,
She totally confused all the passing teenagers.

She's Rei, she's Rei, 
She's in my head,
She's Rei, she's Rei, she's Rei,
She's twice been dead.

Rei lingered last in line for souls, 
And the one she got was sorta used and kinda old, 
Small thing so sad with Shinji's dad,
Is Rei fast asleep or looking out at the land.

She's Rei, she's Rei, 
She's in my head,
She's Rei, she's Rei, she's Rei,
She's twice been dead.

Rei was hurt and lonely and needed a friend, 
Rei slipped off her bed and fell on her rear end, 
She spent the battle between the sheets, 
Her life changed around at sub-sonic speeds

She's Rei, she's Rei, 
She's in my head
She's Rei, she's Rei, she's Rei,
She's twice been dead.

Is this Rei Yui instead? I think so.
Is this Rei out of my head? I think so.
Has this Rei really been dead? I think so.
Is this Rei out of my head?