Subject: [FFML] [Spamfic][Orig][SI(SO THERE!!!)][Why Self Inserts Are/Are not Stories]
From: "Richard A. Burnam" <viper@mylink.net>
Date: 7/2/1999, 9:27 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

This is not a reply.....waite a minute it is a reply to the debate going
on currently.  Although how the whole thing started is a mystery to me.
Bear with me and eveyone hold a breath until the end, if you can, if not
feel free to groan.

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     It was loud, not the decorum of the room or the dishelved
appearance of the occupant within it.  It was however the blasting of
the computer speakers playing a full salvo of mp3s.  Sitting in front of
the computer sat an obviously tired individual from the way he slouches
while downloading his email.  After finishing the download the young man
rubs his temples and groans.
     "Looks like they've gone and done it again?  You would think that
this thing had been discussed to death but I guess not.  Then again I am
a third person party who sees this from both sides. Sometimes a hate
that part of me."
     A sudden clicking noise is heard from from the right side of the
individual as his finger looks like it has disappeared.
     "So much for the garbage now where did I put that reality generator
I feel like starting a new universe to insert characters into
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

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THE FLAMES, THE FLAMES, GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Don't worry I'm not going to be starting another SI story(heaven forbid)
until I get my current project done with. If you would like to read what
I've got(stupid Chernobyl virsus destroyed all my original copies) then
email me and I'll see what I can do.


Richard "TimeMaster" Burnam
aka VIPER

-no one of any particular importance
-least known of the order of complete sanity(like I need it)