On Thu, 1 Jul 1999, Presley H. Cannady wrote:

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Rants--especially those done with a sick attempt at seriousness--are a
waste of bandwidth, they offer little in the way of constructive criticism
and detract from the critic's credibility (alliteration).

You mean like this particular rant?  (I hope that you do realize the
irony here) ^_^

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...