I was out all yesterday so I didn't get to post this, but I'm here now so
because you all wanted it, here's the sequel! (and don't blame me for it
either ^_^;;)

Oh, this won't make *that* much sense if you haven't read the first part.
Then again, it probably doesn't make any sense if you have read it, anyway
=P

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Family Problems 2

Spamfic written by Ace Sanchez.
Pokemon and its associated characters
owned by Nintendo / Gamefreak.
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"Ha!" Gary smirked, folding his arms. "If it isn't Pallet town's biggest
loser!"

Behind him, his gang of cheerleaders waved their pom poms. "Like, Gary,
Gary, like, he's our man! If he can't do it, like, no one ... uh ...
does!"

Gary smacked himself in the face and groaned. "That's the last time I
recruit girls from Cerulean City!"

Ash stood up straight, with a superior expression on his face. "You
can't bully me around any more Gary! Guess what?"

"You finally caught a pokemon?"

"No!" Ash said, annoyed. "Check this out!" He took a little golden locket
out of his pocket, flipped it open, and showed Gary.

"Urk, I mean - GROSS! What the heck is your mom doing with my Grandpa,
NAKED!?"

"Can't you tell? It's a pretty clear picture."

"I know that, you loser!" Gary said sarcastically. "I meant, uh, YUCK!"

Ash snapped the locket shut again and narrowed his eyes. "Don't you get
it? That means I'm your uncle! I can boss you around now, ha ha! And you
have to give me some respect!" he said happily, twisting his red hat
around backwards and giving out a peace sign.

"WHAT!" a girl's voice came from behind Gary's cheerleaders. "You mean
he's our UNCLE?"

Ash began to get a sinking feeling as a tall, pretty girl with
shoulder-length brown hair appeared out of the group and ran over towards
him, glaring. It was Gary's sister.

"Uh, hi May!" he said, sweating. "Fancy seeing you here!"

She seemed pretty angry and horrified at the same time. "If-if we're
related, that means we created a terrible sin!"

"What sin?" That sinking feeling was sinking even deeper.

"Don't you remember? That first day before you left on your journey? When
my parents and Gary had gone, you 'convinced' me to give you that
town map? On the couch?"

"Oh, I remember now ... aheh heh heh" Ash said, red-faced. "Uh, um, well
at least we enjoyed it."

May face-faulted.


--- End


^_^ ^_^

(This version corrected Gary's sister's name which was May - from the
manga)

Ace Sanchez
Email: jsa@fl.net.au
WWW: http://jsa.users.fl.net.au