Another very funny installment.  I don't remember any of your previous
work concentrating on giggles quite so much; is this a conscious
departure for you?  If so, I'd call it a success.

	"Greetings," he said into the phone. "I seek information of a
particular nature." He paused to listen. 
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"Hikaru? There's a phone call for you."
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	"Ah, Gosunkugi." Nabiki Tendo's voice.
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	"If a pair of horns appear on someone's head, what does it
mean?"
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Kuno was still on his cellular.
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"Perhaps now you are able to appreciate the value of a reliable source
of information."

Oh, this is just priceless...  How inevitable.  How delicious.

	"Please know that I bear you no ill will. On the contrary, my
fondest wish is to date with you."

	Ranma's surroundings faded.

Oh, you are cruel...