At 10:57 AM 6/28/99 -0500, The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

"I will, I will," Ashly promised as she stopped flitting around the

room

and glued her eyes to the television set. On the screen was

Professoress

*choke*

PROFESSORESS!?

I hate to break it to you, but female professors are called
professors, the same as male professors. There's no such word as
'professoress'. 

	This isn't QUITE true, Lurk. In some nations, the term
"Professora" is accepted as part of the language, and has been
for quite some time. It's only in politically correct countries
that the word has been abandoned.

	Ed Becerra

	"Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal.."