This is the last Jadeite episode of my SM story. Please comment. I'm
planning out more episodes and my three-part crossover with Pokemon and
Ranma and Sailor Moon. Here you go!
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Cosmic Knight's Story
* Sailor Moon: Magical Boy Epic * [Need A Better Title]
Note: This is an ALTERNATE REALITY story,which sort of is a gender-bender with certain characters of "Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon" or,
since I am using the dub NA version,just Sailor Moon. ;) I've also
changed a few things in the plot. Don't worry,in no way have I changed
the essence of the anime saga to alienate Moonie otaku...I hope!
Second Note: For those of you who are referring me to Chris Jones's
fanfic,Sailor Moon Reversal,I KNOW ABOUT THE FANFIC! Don't tell me
about it anymore,okay? This story has very few connections to that
work,and if you don't know about the fanfic,go to Chris's site at:
http://cyberwheel.simplenet.com/fanfic and read it!
Disclaimers: In no way do I own any characters in Sailor Moon,nor do
I own any characters that make cheap cameos! While some of the people
are my creation,they still have similar traits to the Sailor Scouts
and friends you know,so I don't own those Scouts or friends. Naoko
and DiC do. Don't worry,I won't try to butcher this job like THEY did.
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Episode 6: To Kill A Negawarrior(or what Goes Up Comes Down)
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Jadeite appeared before Beryl,who forced a spotlight on him. "Jadeite,
I have heard of your records in gathering energy," she said coldly.
"So far,you have failed five times and awakened two Scouts! Strange,
I have a feeling that they are not in the right gender." She shrugged.
"No matter. You failed to kill three little boys!"
"Forgive me,your queenship," said Jadeite softly.
"Not until you destroy those annoying Sailor Scouts!" snapped Beryl.
"This is your final chance,Jadeite. Fail,and you will suffer."
Jadeite nodded,then glanced at a smirking Nephlite. "I will not fail,"
he hissed through clenched teeth. How he wanted to tear that disgusting
smile from his rival's face! Still,he hoped that his destruction of the
bane of the Negaverse would erase any bad marks on his records.
~~~+~~~
Seth was looking at the clear night sky. "It's beautiful tonight,don't
you think,Luna?" asked the beige-haired boy with a smile.
"Quite," said the black cat. "Did you make a wish on the first star?"
"Oh yeah," said Seth. "I wish to find out who Lotus Mask is!"
Luna sighed. "What a bother."
Just then,the stars winked out like that! A dark image appeared.
It was the visage of Jadeite! "Sailor Moon,Sailor Mercury,Sailor
Mars!" he shouted. "I have shown my face to all you people so that
the Scouts may participate in a deathmatch to claim Tokyo!"
"Oh dear!" said Luna in horror. "He means it this time!"
"Meet me at the Haneda Airport,tomorrow night,at one am," said
Jadeite. "If you refuse to show..." He exhaled a fireball!
"STOP IT!" cried Seth.
"MONSTER!" cried Luna.
Jadeite clicked his fingers and the fire vanished. "That is what
will happen to your precious city unless I see you and your friends
here ready to fight at the exact time,Sailor Moon!" He vanished.
The two stared at each other in shock.
~~~+~~~
"This is very serious," stated Luna. "Jadeite will destroy the city."
"Then we must destroy him once and for all!" shouted Ren. "No way is
that bastard going to destroy my temple or my home!"
"It's obviously a trap," said Amos nervously. "He'll trap and kill us."
"But we don't have a choice," said Luna. "Right,Seth?"
"I'm scared," said Seth. "But this is like those boss battles. You
have to fight them to continue the game. I will fight,but try not
to get hurt,okay?" Everyone else face-faulted. "What did I say?"
~~~+~~~
"Honestly,Seth," said Luna at the school next day. "You have got
to stop pretending that this is a role-playing game! This is real!"
"Sorry," said Seth. "It's the only way I can keep from hiding. I
don't want to fight a tough battle like this."
"Hey!" said Melody. "I bet that image was from outer space and they
are aliens ready to wipe out the human race!"
"Get a life,Mel," said Mark. "You have been watching way too much
sci-fi for your own good. But maybe we can go out there tonight?"
"Sure!" said Lenny. "That would be a blast!"
"Obviously not," said Haruna who came in. "You kids have a lot of
work to do and you could get hurt out there."
"That's right," said Seth. "Don't go out there!"
Everyone turned to him and he got REAL nervous.
"Do you know something WE don't,Seth?" asked Melody.
"I...ah..." said Seth,trying to cover up. "What makes you think that?
I mean,you should be asleep instead of watching some dumb old fight."
"Seth,you were logical," said Haruna. "Do you need medical help?"
"Cut it out!" shouted Seth. "I am fine! I can be logical if I want!"
~~~+~~~
Andrea giggled. "It's not a laughing matter,Andrea," said Seth. "The
class was mean to me because I said something logical!"
"But that is silly," said Andrea. "You are never logical. You always
spout off. I think you are very cute when you act irrationally."
"Really?" asked Seth eagerly. He was so happy that he walked off and
his shoe hit poor Darlene again. She deserved it!
"Ouch!" she shouted. "Stupid nimbus! Why are you so irrational?!"
"Hmph," said Seth. "There is a girl in my life who likes me as a
tomboy,and thinks I should be irrational!"
"Must be a real slut to think such trash," snarled Darlene.
*SMACK!* Darlene got it in the jaw.
"JERK! BITCH!" screamed Seth. "You can tease me,but leave her alone!"
"Oh brother," moaned Darlene,seeing people looking at her. She ran off.
"Run away,you little coward!" shouted Seth. "And don't come back!!!"
~~~+~~~
Jadeite smiled as he saw the police troops wandering the airport. He
smiled as he wiggled his fingers and the police were knocked out.
~Come on,Sailor Scouts,~ he thought. ~Come and meet your doom...~
~~~+~~~
"Hurry,nimbus!" shouted Ren.
"I was sleeping!" moaned Seth. "Why did Jadeite put his duel in the
middle of the night!? All boys and girls need their sleep!"
"Shut up," said Luna. "We have to hurry or else!"
The foursome reached the trains...only to find that there were none!
"Oh no," moaned Seth. "We will never get to the airport by 1:00!"
Just then,a car rode up and opened its doors.
"Guess Jadeite's giving us a lift," said Amos fearfully.
"Let's go," said Ren. "Only way to go."
The four got on and the doors closed,as the car rode off.
~~~+~~~
"Wow," said Seth as he saw the patrols in the airport. "Sure are a lot
of policemen. Maybe Jadeite...um...cancelled?" He turned about and
screamed,ducking and punching the policeman who was attacking him!
"Watch out!" cried Ren,throwing the policeman into his buddies.
"Run!" said Amos. The three boys took off like lightning.
"This is nuts!" said Seth. "Why are they attacking innocents?!"
"It must be that damn Jadeite!" shouted Ren as they ran into the runway.
"We've got to do something! Transform! MARS POWER!"
"MERCURY POWER!"
"MOON PRISM POWER!"
The three body spun about as bubbles,fire,and ribbons surrounded them.
Soon,they were Sailor Moon,Sailor Mercury,and Sailor Mars!
Mercury summoned his magic glasses and typed away as the police gang
was closing in. "These aren't real people! They're just sand golems!"
"Then I'll use my power to melt them!" said Mars. "MARS FIRE SOUL!!"
The flaming Hadoken ripped apart the golems.
"Good move!" shouted Sailor Moon.
"But bad for you,Sailor Moon," laughed Jadeite. "I've got you three
right where I want you! Now I know who you are!"
"Oh no," said Luna.
"Wait a sec," said Seth. "Do you know our names?"
"Ah..." said Jadeite. That was the big problem. Jadeite had never
heard the boys' names before,except.."Let me see...Sailor Mars is
that annoying priest,Ren Hino! I was at his temple!"
"So,you're the jerk who made my temple get a bad rap!" shouted Ren.
"Well,I'm gonna kill you and your petty group of fiends! DIE!" He
summoned the power. "MARS FIRE SOUL!" The fireball was absorbed.
"That won't work,you stupid fools," laughed Jadeite. "It's only a matter
of time." He then concentrated and a giant plane charged towards them!
"AAAH!" cried Sailor Moon. "OH NO!!!"
"Run for it!" shouted Luna. The foursome ran away,and Jadeite laughed as
he sent two more planes against them! Seth panted and huffed.
"I can't keep running," he whined.
"Then I'll the wheels!" said Ren.
"No! Don't!" shouted Amos. "If you damage those planes,even all my
allowance cannot repay the cost of repairs!"
"Eep,that's too expensive," said Ren.
"There's only one thing to do," said Amos. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Jadeite was laughing hideously as the three were being pushed to the
sea. He'd drown them all. Sailor Moon stumbled!
"AAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Seth.
"SAILOR MOON!!!" cried the others.
Just then,a red lotus distracted Jadeite and the planes stopped.
"Do you really get a kick out of bullying kids?" asked a voice.
JAdeite turned around. "So...you are the infamous Lotus Mask!"
"And you must be that schoolyard bully,Jadeite," said the woman,
armed crossed. "I'd leave them alone if I were you."
"Let's see who is better,bitch!" said Jadeite. "EN GARDE!"
The two leapt into the air and a fierce battle began. Lotus Mask
dodged and deflected all of Jadeite's blasts with her katana.
"Lotus Mask!" shouted Sailor Moon.
"Don't worry,Sailor Moon,he won't bother anyone again," said Lotus
Mask. Big mistake,for her brief aside allowed Jadeite to blast her
into the ocean. "AAAAAAAH!!!" She sank to the bottom.
"NO! LOTUS MASK!!" screamed Seth.
"You monster!" screamed Mars. "How could you?!"
"She was weak,like you are," said Jadeite. "Time to die."
"You may we are weak,but you are dead wrong!" shouted Ren.
"That's right!" said Amos. "We WILL destroy you!"
"We will beat your butt into the ground,bastard!" said Seth.
They linked fingers. "Our vow is to destroy the evil ones!"
"Enough of your speeches!" shouted Jadeite. "FAREWELL!!!"
The planes started rolling again and the three boys and cat ran.
"How can we beat him?" asked Seth. "He's too strong!"
"No,he's not," said Ren. "Everyone has a weakness."
Amos thought. "I have an idea." He explained his plan.
"Good idea,Merc!" said Seth. "BREAK!"
The three boys split into different directions. Jadeite smirked.
~What was THAT supposed to do?~ he thought as he sent a plane
against each of the Sailor Scouts. He was so busy monitoring
the Scouts that he didn't realize WHERE THEY WERE HEADING!
"MERCURY FREEZING MIST!"
"AKU-YO-RU-TAI-SAN!!"
The magic paper and ice bubbles paralyzed him! "HUH?" he said.
Then he gasped...the planes were heading towards him!
"Why are they coming after me?!" he screamed. He found himself
surrounded by boys. "Why you...how did you do this?!"
"You fell into your own trap," said Ren.
"Your thoughts are heart are wicked," said Amos.
"Evil never succeeds,don't you get it?" said Seth. He pointed at him.
I am Sailor Moon,and I will punish you in the name of the moon!" He
removed his bandanna. "MOON BANDANNA MAGIC!!!"
This was too much. Unable to avoid the tiara and the planes,Jadeite
let out a blood-curdling scream as he teleported away!
~~~+~~~
Jadeite's blasted and broken form landed with a thud on the floor.
He looked up to see Queen Beryl and Nephlite there,watching. "Your
majesty..." he gasped. "I know who the Sailor Scouts are,at least
Mars. If you give me anohter 24 hours,I can kill them all."
"You were given a chance to murder them," said Beryl.
"That's right,and you blew it,letting the stupid boys outwit you,"
teased Nephlite. "Tsk tsk. Beryl,I think we should get rid of him."
"No..." said Jadeite. "Give me time..."
"I WILL HEAR NO MORE OF THESE FAILURES!!" shouted Beryl. Her eyes
flashed as the orb on her staff flared with evil light.
"Wait!" cried Jadeite. "One more chaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" That was the last
thing he said before Beryl's enscorcellment locked him in a green sort
of crystal. The crystal was sucked up in a vortex.
"That is your warning,Nephlite," said Beryl. "If you have such a track
record,you will end up like Jadeite. Understand?"
"I understand,and will not fail you," said Nephlite,giggling.
~~~+~~~
"Mask..." said Seth,kneeling to the ocean.
"It's not going to do any good," said Luna. "We may have to accept
the fact that Lotus Mask is gone forever."
"I can't..." said Seth sadly.
"Hey,no blue boys here," teased a female voice. The three turned...
"LOTUS MASK!!" cried Seth. "I thought you were a goner!"
"Heh," said the woman as she squeezed out some water from her kimono.
"Takes more 1000 fantoms of ocean to keep me dead." She giggled.
"Who are you,Lotus Mask?" demanded Mercury. "We need to know."
"Yeah,what is your real name?" asked Mars.
"That's for me to know and you to find out," said Mask,winking. "Ta ta!"
She leapt into the sky and flew off dramatically.
"Oh,she's such a babe..." said Ren.
"Yeah,you said it," said Seth,blushing.
"Come on,there is still a couple hours to dawn," said Amos,nudging the
two. "Let's get something to eat. I know a 24-hour burger joint."
"Cool!" said Seth. "That'll hit the spot after that hard battle!"
And the three boys detransformed and walked off,laughing.
"What a team," said Luna with a sigh as she went home.
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