Ranma 1/2: Gratuity
A Ranma 1/2 Lemon
by Michael Chen (Zenki) and Megane 6.7
michael.h.chen@yale.edu
fcasper@yesic.com

Authors' Notes
Megane 6.7 was of great help in the production of this fic.  In
fact, he had produced a great deal of ideas for me and elaborated
on my initial plans for this story.  Of course, original idea of
the story is mine, but many of the sex scenes here are of
Megane's doing.  Thus, he is a co-author.

Warning
This fic is a lemon fic, which means that intense sexual
situations soon follow.  In fact, kids, do not read this. 
Members of the Christian Coalition, don't read this.  Old people
over 50 years of age, don't read this.  Heck, this list of people
who shouldn't read this can go on and on.  The most important
part is that if you think you might be offended by sexual scenes
and such, then don't even bother reading.  It's guaranteed that
you will flame us.

But if you are a lemon aficionado, prepare for pure enjoyment as
you read.  Unlike the stories of alt.sex.stories, this fanfic
actually has a plot instead of the "How many times can the
protagonist have his surgically enhanced p***s spray semen within
a short period of time."  We have taken great pains to add humor
to a story that can be called, "Akane and Ranma get Nerima Down
on Them," so you will on occasion laugh your brains out when your
hand gets tired (Heh heh, I was just joking about the hand...) 
Oh yeah, we have checked the archives of rec.arts.anime.creative,
and we the authors are proud that we will be establishing many
firsts with this fanfic.

Information used in this story was obtained in Principles of
Physiology by Totora, 8th edition.  A truly nice entry level
Anatomy and Physiology text.  They do have a little section on
human reproduction...


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Round 2 (2 of 2)    


    Ranma-chan walked home with a certain satisfaction, of course, it
was short lived as her masculinity finally managed to drag himself off
the ground.  Yang rubbed his bruised head and glared at Yin.  "I can't
believe you!  First you knock me unconscious for no good reason and then
you have sex with Kuno!  I think I'm going to be sick!"  Yin's face
turned green as he began to retch.

    Yin didn't seem to be paying him any attention as she sighed, her
expression dreamy.  "Man, for an idiot, Kuno sure knew how to make a
girl feel good."  Unconsciously, she fingered herself.

    Yang snapped at that moment and without warning knocked his fist
against Yin's head, causing her to wince in pain.  "You make me sick!"
Yin shouted.  "If I could, I'd just as soon..."  Unfortunately, he never
finished his sentence as a kick to the head sent him down, then Yin
jumped onto him and pounded his head into the ground.  "NEVER, NEVER,
NEVER HIT A GIRL!" she screamed as Yin quickly found himself losing
consciousness again. 

    Meanwhile, Ranma-chan was walking down the street, and her eyes
landed on her next prey.  She giggled as Ryoga, somewhat more distracted
than usual, walked into a tree.


* * *

    Ranma-chan greeted Ryoga warmly as always.  

    "Hey P-Chan!" 

    Immediately Ryoga growled and took out his anger on the most
immediate object, in this case, the map in his hands.  Later, it would
turn out that Ranma-chan actually did him a favor, as he had been
staring at a map of Greenland.

    "Ranma!  How many times must I tell you!  I AM NOT P-CHAN!" Ryoga
silenced himself, and looked around nervously as if trying not to find
Akane.

    Ryoga then turned to Ranma with a triumphant look on his face.  "Not
as if it matters anymore.  Akane finally proved to me whom she prefers.
She loves me, not you."

    Ranma-Chan sighed as this information clicked in.  "So Akane's slept
with Ryouga...."  Meanwhile, Yin glanced over at the unconscious Yin and
hoped he would stay that way for a while.  The last thing she needed was
Yin demanding Ranma's masculine side kill Ryouga for sleeping with his
fiancee.      

    "Oh, is that so, P-Chan?"  Ranma-Chan replied with a smile.  "Then I
guess you wouldn't mind if I told Akane about your curs..."  Ranma-chan
felt Ryoga's hand clamp over her mouth as he held her in a tight body
hold.  Yin started to grin incessantly as she plotted.

    "Oh!  So little P-Chan wants to play rough with poor Ranma-chan
now?"  Ryoga screamed as he felt Ranma-chan playing with his pants.

    "WHA?!?!  You pervert!  Get away from me!"  Ryoga then felt
Ranma-chan snake his hands over her breast.  Ryoga squeezed for a
moment. 'Hey, Ranma was right, his breasts ARE larger than Akane's'

    Then he realized what he was doing.  "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
YAHHHHHH!!!"  Closing his eyes shut, he ran like mad, which was a bad
thing because everything in his path was atomized as he rammed through.

    Ranma-chan smiled as she realized that Ryoga could be broken. 
She knew that with a little persuasive pressure and a clever disguise,
she could make his resolve crumble.  Running to the Tendo Dojo, she was
relieved to see that Akane wasn't home as she raided her closet.

   One good thing about changing into a girl was that Ranma-chan knew
what sort of clothing would turn on a man.  Unfortunately, Akane's
clothes left a great deal to the imagination.  Finally, she grabbed a
lacy white shirt, and putting it on, she was satisfied that Akane was a
couple cups smaller than her.  The shirt was stretched tight against her
chest, making her nipples stand out.  It was perfect.  

    Looking in the mirror, Ranma-chan smiled.  'Damn, I look sexy.' 
Then, searching through shorts, Ranma-chan finally found a pair that
would sort of stay on, everything else was too baggy around the waist.

    Still, her costume wasn't quite perfect.  Reaching behind, she
undid the string that kept her hair in the tight pigtail, and her
silky red hair let down.  Taking a bottle of Super Anime Grip Hair
Gel(tm), she combed her hair into a nice style, one extremely suited for
a girl.

    Then she left Akane's room and went to her own.  Rummaging through
her closet, she retrieved a pair of glasses that she often wore to fool
Ryouga in her girl form.  Then she returned to Akane's room and took a
look in the mirror.        

    Satisfied, she winked at her reflection, feeling somewhat turned on
by her own beauty.  She knew that Ryoga would be drooling over her.

    Her trap set, she went hunting.  Ryoga wasn't particularly hard to
track, as giant holes in walls and craters in the ground were impossible
for a well trained expert to miss.  Ranma simply followed the hidden
trail that Ryoga had left, and within ten minutes time, she found Ryoga
wandering alone in the park.

    Ranma-chan decided to try the lost girl act first, to get Ryoga's
attention.  With an extremely feminine walk, wiggling her butt in
such a perfect way that it seemed that she was a supermodel
walking down a runway.  She tapped Ryoga timidly on the shoulder.

    "Excuse me, do you know where I am?  This wouldn't happen to
be Beijing?"  Ranma-chan tried her best not to snicker as she knew that
she would never THAT lost.  Ryoga on the other hand, would.

    Ryoga looked up from his blissful thoughts, and turned to the
girl.  "What?"  As soon as he saw those soulful eyes, he started
to laugh nervously.  "Oh, I wouldn't really know, I always get
lost myself."  He looked around, as if trying to find yet another person
to ask for directions.

    Ranma-Chan was a bit put out by this.  Here she had gone to the
trouble to look irresistible and Ryouga was barely giving her a second
glance.  It was time to move to phase two.     

   "Um....you get lost a lot?"  Ranma-chan asked Ryoga inquisitively.

    "Huh?  Uh, yeah...."  Ryoga nodded nervously, and in an instant,
Ranma-chan swept him into her arms.  "Oh, then you must be Ryoga Hibiki,
my fiancee!  I have wandered for so long in search of you!"  She feigned
sobbing into Ryoga's shoulder.

    "M....My FIANCEE?"  Ryoga asked incredulously, a shocked expression
on his face.  For the first time, he looked closely at the extremely
beautiful, and not to mention nicely dressed girl, sobbing into his
shoulder.  "This can't be!  Not now!  Not when Akane and I have finally
realized our love for each other!"  Ryouga thought to himself
miserably.  
    Suddenly, a question came to his mind.  "Ummm....exactly when were
we engaged?"

    Ranma-chan thought furiously, and she answered.  "We were
engaged since we were little babies by our parents!"  She clasped
Ryoga's hand to her chest.  "And now we are together!"  Ryoga froze as
he felt Ranma-chan's breast through the tight fabric of her shirt.

    He felt a tug in his pants.  He forced himself not to react. 
'Down!  Down!  Damn you!  Don't stick up right now!  Think of Akane!' he
groaned to himself silently.  Ranma-chan watched Ryoga go through
exaggerated body movements.

    "Dear, are you all right?  It seems that these tight pants are
restricting you.  Shall I help?"  Ryoga felt hands tugging at his
pants, and instinct made him recoil backwards.  But Ranma-Chan was too
fast for him and his unfastened clothing tumbled to the ground.

    Ranma-chan stared at Ryoga's erection through his shorts for
awhile.  By this time, Yang had managed to wake up, and what he
saw terrified him.  "Huh?  What the....NO!!!! OH GEEZ, NO!!!  YOU'RE A
GUY, RANMA!!!  GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!'  Yang screamed desperately.

    Suddenly Ranma-Chan froze and her eyes seemed to roll back into her
head.  Ryouga noticed this and grabbed the girl by her shoulders,
momentarily forgetting that his pants were down.   "H....Hey!  Are you
okay!?"  Ryouga asked, concerned.       

    Meanwhile, in Ranma's head, Yang was still screaming warnings to
Ranma when he felt a surge of heat behind him and whirled around to see
a furious Yin, a crisp battle aura surrounding her.

   "Yang!  You just don't know when to quit, do you?  You've had Ranma
be a slave to his masculinity for so long that when *I* finally get a
chance to have some fun with his femininity, you try to spoil it!  Well,
I've HAD it!!!"

   Yin pulled out a hammer, and was about to pound Yang when he shouted.
"A Hammer, Yin?  Can't you be a little more creative?"

    Yin dropped the hammer and stood there for a moment, thinking
hard.  Then an idea popped into her head.  She pulled out a hard-cased
steel baton from ASP Inc. and tossed it like a boomerang at Yang's
head.  
   *KLONG!*
  
   "Was that better?"  Yin smiled as Yang collapsed to the ground in a
heap, unconscious again.  Then Yin turned back to the view and watched.

    Ryoga looked at the sexy girl, who seemed to be in a trace of sorts.
Based on what she said, she had unconditional love for him.  And like
him, she had spent her entire life wandering.  Suddenly Ranma-Chan
seemed to snap out of the trace and smiled upon noticing Ryouga looking
at her.  "Oh Ryouga...."  she moaned in such a way that Ryouga felt his
knees grow weak.

    Ryoga's mind was whirling at the moment.  On one hand, he found
himself having rather.....passionate thoughts about this girl.  In
fact, he had Akane to thank for educating him in that particular
field of human interaction.  But thinking of Akane, abruptly reminded
him of his love for her.  He didn't want to betray Akane. 

    "I...I'm sorry."  Ryouga said as he broke contact with the girl and
stepped back a respectable distance.  "T....There's someone else that I
care about...."     

    However, the girl didn't seem to want to listen as she walked to him
again, slowly.

    She reached up and stroked the side of his face with her
hands.  "Ryoga dear, it's so sweet that you're staying true to the girl
you love.  But still, you look so tense!  Why don't you sit in the shade
for a while?"  She indicated a nice large tree with her other hand. 
Ryoga looked over at the tree and then back to the girl who was smiling
sweetly at him.  "I guess a little rest couldn't hurt."  Ryouga mumbled
to himself, his manly desires slowly starting to overcome his
rationality. "And besides, she sounded so reasonable...."

    He walked over to the tree and sat down, his back resting against
it. Ranma-chan kneeled down next to him.  She whispered to him.  "Just
close your eyes."  After a moment of hesitation, he did as he was told,
and a few moments later, he felt something warm clamp around his...

    Ryoga's eyes opened wide, and he found the cute red head
bobbing up and down, centered on his groin area.  Her lips locked
around him, her tongue caressing him.  He watched her movements,
hypnotized and unable to react.

    As every moment passed, his passion bloomed and he started to
moan as he felt his muscles in his groin start that all too
familiar contractions.  But even in his haze of sexual desire,
his reason struggled to the last moment.

    He didn't love the girl in front of him, and yet everything
his body was telling him was to take her.  He would have continued
arguing with himself, but it was too late.  He felt his head swimming in
delight as he jerked.

    Meanwhile Ranma-chan had felt the tremors, and somewhat
worried about getting a mouthful of semen, she recoiled
backwards.  Instead of getting her mouth filled, she felt warm
heavy streams of cum impact on her shirt.

    In a way that was good, as Ranma-chan now had an excuse to
take it off, which she did a moment later.  Looking down, she noted with
relief that the semen hadn't had time to soak through.  She tossed the
shirt away, revealing her naked chest.

    Ryoga watched the girl, completely unabashful, stripping in
front of him.  He gazed at her smooth breasts, both of them
definitely larger than Akane's.  He longed to touch her perfect
body, her slim waist, her hips.

    She slid onto him, her breasts rubbing up against him as she kissed
his thighs, upwards past his hardening manhood and to his chest.  She
then kissed him fiercely on the mouth, her tongue dueling with his..

    Ranma-chan felt Ryoga's erection against her, and she smiled. 
"So you want more?"  Ryoga gasped as Ranma-chan's shorts seemingly
disappeared, and she settled down onto him.

    He felt himself get lost in her embrace, her beautiful body
riding him hard.  The passion started to build up more and more,
and Ryoga felt the strong muscles clench him even tighter.  Ryoga
felt his vision turning into a haze as he felt himself let go.

    He came, unable to resist, and the rush hit him head-on, so hard, so
intense, that he was unconscious when Ranma-chan finished, the lust of
the moment having overwhelmed him.  Ranma-chan stood up satisfied as she
looked down on Ryoga.  

    For a moment she felt a pang of guilt at seducing him like that. 
She found herself pulling Ryouga's pants back on, the least she could do
was preserve his dignity until he woke up.  She then retrieved the white
shirt with Ryouga's semen and tossed it in the nearest garbage, hoping
Akane wouldn't notice it had gone missing.  Searching through Ryouga's
backpack, she found a spare shirt and put it on, along with her shorts.  
   Then, blowing a kiss to the sleeping Ryouga, she left for the Tendo
Dojo.  


To be continued in Round 3 (1 of 2) on Friday.

C&C is very welcome.  :)

michael.h.chen@yale.edu
fcasper@yesic.com