Okay,here's the next episode of my Sailor Moon story. A few questions,
though,about the future chaptets...

(1) Should I have my Sailor Mars character(Ren Hino) have a grandmom
or grandfather. I am not using the idea of having the old priest be
a pervert,since it uses dub stuff,but I won't hurt anyone's feelings.

(2) Second,and this is a bit down the line,what should I call Lita's
counterpary? I can't think of any good male names starting with "Li!"

(3) Finally,if any of you hate Nephlite as is,please reply to me with a
calm reply. No flames or loser comments,okay?

Okay,enjoy Episode 2! :)


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Cosmic Knight's Story

* Sailor Moon: Magical Boy Epic * [Need A Better Title]

Note: This is an ALTERNATE REALITY story,which sort of is a gender-bender with certain characters of "Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon" or,
since I am using the dub NA version,just Sailor Moon. ;) I've also
changed a few things in the plot. Don't worry,in no way have I changed 
the essence of the anime saga to alienate Moonie otaku...I hope!

Second Note: For those of you who are referring me to Chris Jones's 
fanfic,Sailor Moon Reversal,I KNOW ABOUT THE FANFIC! Don't tell me
about it anymore,okay? This story has very few connections to that
work,and if you don't know about the fanfic,go to Chris's site at:
http://cyberwheel.simplenet.com/fanfic and read it!

Disclaimers: In no way do I own any characters in Sailor Moon,nor do
I own any characters that make cheap cameos! While some of the people
are my creation,they still have similar traits to the Sailor Scouts
and friends you know,so I don't own those Scouts or friends. Naoko
and DiC do. Don't worry,I won't try to butcher this job like THEY did.

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Episode 2: Getting Fit(aka I Paid Good Money for THIS?!)
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At the dinner table of the Getsuno household,Elana and Ken were chewing
out poor Seth for a major reason - his body.

"You need exercise," scolded Ken. "You look terrible!"

"So what if I gained a couple pounda and look like Homer Simpson?" said
Seth. "Sammy doesn't care at all. I like my lifestyle."

"Your father is right,Seth," said Elana firmly. "Oh dear,I'm worried
that my little boy is going to get a heart attack at fifteen!"

"MOM!" cried Seth. "I am far too young to have a heart attack! I am
most happy with my life and I DO NOT NEED EXERCISE!!"

~~~+~~~

"So,your folks are bugging you to exercise,correct?" asked Luna as she
was drawing something behind her back and having a hard time at it.

"Uh huh," said Seth. "I don't get them. I am happy as I am."

"Still,they have a point," said Luna. "The way you are getting now,you
will have a tough time fighting as Sailor Moon."

"Maybe," said Seth. "So,Luna,what are you up to?"

"Hee hee," giggled Luna. "Just drawing my hero." She showed the picture.

Seth gaped. "Are you making fun of me!?" he bellowed,tearing up the
picture of the fat Sailor Moon. "I look like a potato!"

"Oops..." said Luna.

~~~+~~~

Meanwhile,Queen Beryl was contacting Jadeite. "What news?" she asked.

"Good news,my queen," said Jadeite's image as it hovered before her.
"We've gotten 50% more energy,especially from Tokyo."

"Excellent," said Beryl. "I commend your efforts."

"I am only following your orders,my queen," said Jadeite,smirking.
"This plan of yours taps a bottomless resource."

"Of course," said the evil queen. "Humans are very vain."

"Yes," said Jadeite. "They are. And they expend large amounts of energy
on fanatical activity called 'physical fitness.'"

"Keep up the good work,Jadeite," said Beryl as the image faded.

"You really think he can pull it off?" asked a woman in the shadows.
"After all,Sailor Moon defeated Morga. And what about Sailor V? I do
not believe that he and Sailor Moon are the same."

"But they have similar outfits,and Sailor V vanished when Sailor Moon
appeared. It could be that he changed his hair and removed the mask."

"I still do not believe this," said the woman.

"Nephlite,don't be snobbish. Remember,Jadeite's doing well."

"He had better," giggled Nephrite. "I can do better than he can,and
he knows it." She slipped back into the shadows with a smile.

~~~+~~~

"Your parents bugged you to exercise?" asked Mark.

"Yeah," said Seth,nodding.

A young boy called Lenny,who was obese,spoke. "My dad told me that we 
were far to young to go on diets and exercise."

"But we're almost fifteen!" the others said.

"You know," said a black-haired boy called Brandon. "That's a good idea.
You ARE getting a bit on the wide side,Sethy." He pinched Seth.

Seth socked him. "Cool it,Brandon,before I REALLY hurt you!"

"Hey,calm down,you two," said Mark nervously. "Seth,why don't you
talk to Miss Haruna? She's been on a major fitness kick lately."

"Really?" asked Seth.

"Yep," said Mark. Just then,Miss Haruna passed by. The boys looked
at her sexy figure and some of them drooled a bit. She was gorgeous!

"Hello,boys," said Haruna,winking. She loved the effect her new body
had on them. "Are you ready for your math exam today?"

"Yes,ma'am," said the boys respectfully.

"Well,I'll be waiting for you," she teased as she walked off.

"Whoa,she's a knockout," said Seth in awe.

Just then,Melody popped up. "Hey,guys! I just got some cool pics!" She
showed two pictures of Miss Haruna. One showed her flabby,and the other
was the hot-to-trot figure. "She dropped them from her purse. Teachers
aren't supposed to look THAT pretty!" A couple of boys wanted the pics.

"Cool!" said Seth.

"Where did you REALLY get these,Mel?" asked Mark suspiciously.

Mel sweated bullets. "Ah...bye!" She ran off and the boys chased her.

"Come back here!" they cried. "We have to know!"

Mel hid in an alley. "Phew! That was close." She felt a tap on her
shoulder and looked up. "AAAAAH!!" She stumbled away from Seth. "Okay,
I admit it! I admit it! I took the pictures myself! But I had to do it
for my school photography project,and Miss H posed for them!"

"You're weird,Melody," said Seth,rolling his eyes. "So...where is 
this place Miss H is going to,hmm? If you tell,I may forget this."

~~~+~~~

That afternoon,the four boys went to the gym,where an exercise video
was working out before the viewers. "Okay,folks! Pick up those thighs!
Let's aerobicize! Give me lots of energy,people!"

"Wow! Aerobics!" said Mark.

"Well...I guess I could try this," said Seth reluctantly.

"Let's go!" said the others as they went in with Seth. Inside,a figure
chuckled at them. It was Jadeite. He was ready for them.

The boys changed into their gym outfits and were talking. "So,where do
we go first?" asked Seth,who wore light blue shorts.

"I dunno," said Mark. "Maybe someone will guide us."

Just then,a handsome blonde instructor stepped into the hall. "Hello,
boys!" he said. "My name is Jay,and I'll show you around."

"Whoa," said the boys.

"Is he real?" asked Seth.

"Yeah,he's so fit," said Mark.

"Have you boys ever been here before?" asked Jay.

"Ah...not really," said Seth. "Actually,never."

"Well,come with me," said Jay,gesturing for them to follow him.

~~~+~~~

The boys immediately got into the workout. Mark did some push-ups,but
not too well. Brandon did exercise weights,and Lenny was on an exercise
bike. Seth tried the easy rowing machine.

"200! Phew!" said Seth,wiping his brow. "I'm sweating buckets!"

"Good," said the hulky instructor. "Now do 200 more."

"TWO HUNDRED MORE!!?" screamed Seth.

Lenny was on a treadmill next. "That's good," said another hulky
instructor. "Three more miles to go."

"You're all doing great," said Jay,clapping his hands. "Keep it up,
and you'll be fitter than fiddles in no time."

"This had better be worth it," muttered Seth.

Mark was on an exercise bike. "Hey,Brandon," he said to Brandon,who
was on a butterfly weight machine. "You done?"

"Almost," said Brandon. "Just one more set."

Jay chuckled. ~Done? Not by a long shot.~ "Hey,kid," he called to
Mark. "You want to be fit now? Keep going."

"Oops!" said Mark. "Sorry!" He resumed pedaling.

~~~+~~~

After a long hour of exercise,Jay gathered the boys together. "You
did great,boys. You should be fine. Now for a special treat. We give
each person who works out in our gym a fine rest in our spa downstairs."

"Cool!" said Mark.

"Hey,where's Seth?" asked Brandon.

Seth was soaking in a jacuzzi. "Whew," he sighed. "I'm sure glad I
snuck out of those exercises early! They were pure TORTURE!" He sighed
as he wiggled his naked body in the water. "Shoot! I wish I had a cute
girl here with me. That would be fun." He chuckled.

Elsewhere,in the 'spa',the three boys saw the weird slime-like pods
lined up along the wall. "What a weird device," said Brandon.

"Don't be afraid," said Jay. "It's our special rejeuvenation pod 
machine. Sleep for one minute in these,and you'll be refreshed."

"Well,it looks alien,but I'll try it," said Mark.

"So will I," said Brandon.

"Ditto," said Lenny. The three boys took their places in the pods.

~Heh heh heh,~ chuckled Jadeite. ~Rejeuvenation pods,that's a good one!~

The boys came out and they looked worse,for the pods stole their energy!
"See? You three are fit and fresh," said Jay. "By the end of the week,
you will be so fit that if you were clothes,you'd be snug on a lady."

"Whoa,really?" asked MArk.

"Yep,those pods do wonders," said Jay. He watched them leave. "For the
Negaforce...Ha ha ha,soon,I will feed the energy that will bring death
upon the humans,and there will be nothing but doom! HA HA HA!!!"

Queen Beryl smirked. "Well done,Jadeite. Continue."

~~~+~~~

"Ugh...ick..." said Seth as he lurched through the streets. "I'm still
sore and sick from those exercises. I wish I were Sailor V. He never
has to worry...about..." He fainted into someone's arms.

"Seth!" said the blonde-haired woman who had him. "What's wrong?"

"Oh hi,Andrea..." sighed Seth. Andrea was the worker at the Crown Game
Center. She had brown eyes and long blonde hair tied back with a ribbon.
"Nice to see you. I'm starting to get dizzy..." He closed his eyes.

"Seth! Seth!" she cried. "Oh drat,gotta get him to recluse."

~~~+~~~

Seth was having a romantic dream. He was dancing with Andrea. ~Oh wow!~
he thought. ~This is some wacko dream! Here I am,with the coolest woman
in the world! I wish I didn't have to wake up...~

"Wait,Seth," said Andrea. "Don't go yet."

"But I don't feel good," said Seth.

"Let me heal you with my love," said Andrea,kissing him on the lips.

~I am in heaven,~ he thought. He then woke up to find a cool can of
Mountain Dew at his lips. Andrea was feeding him.

"You okay,kid?" asked Andrea. "Here,drink this."

He sat up and took the can,sipping the soda. "Thanks,Andrea."

"I should thank you,Seth," said Andrea with a smile. "When you fainted
into my arms,everything became clear to me."

"Really?" asked Seth,his eyes lighting up.

"Yep,and I've decided..." Andrea said. "I will become a doctor."

"You won't work at the arcade anymore?" asked Seth sadly.

"Oh,I have to stay here until I get my tuition," said Andrea. "But then
I will go to college and become a doctor. I can't be an arcade girl
forever,you know." She winked. "Why did you faint?"

"My muscles were all stiff and sore," said Seth. "I had been doing heavy
exercises at that new gym and I couldn't stand it."

"You don't need to exercise," said Andrea with a smile. "You are cute
when you are a little pudgey. Here,I'll buy some donuts for you."

"Thanks,Andrea!" cried Seth,hugging her.

"Ah...you're welcome," said Andrea,sweatdropping.

~~~+~~~

Seth walked home,scarfing donuts. "Yum! This hits the spot!"

"Hey,lazy nimbus!" said a voice. Seth looked up and saw the woman
from two days ago. "You sure are scarfing those down. You glutton."

"You..." hissed Seth. "You bitch!"

"I have a name,you know," said the woman,showing her ID card. It read:

	DARLENE AEGIS
	TOKYO HIGH
	19 YEARS OLD
	BLOOD: AB

"Hmph," said Seth. "Okay,Darlene,tease me all you like,but you'll never
ruin my taste buds or the taste of a good donut!"

"What a selfish glutton," said Darlene. "At least share one with me."

Seth fumed. "FINE!!! HERE!!!" he screamed,throwing a donut at her. She
caught it deftly and laughed her head off.

"You need a better aim,nimbus," teased Darlene as she left,tossing the
donut in her hand. "Maybe you should exercise."

Seth saw red. "I'LL NAIL YOUR HIDE TO THE WALL,YOU BITCH!!!"

"Seth!" scolded Luna,who had leapt to his level.

"Oh!" said Seth,turning to her. "Hi,Luna."

"She does have a point," said Luna. "How many of those donuts did you eat?" Seth remembered the picture of the fat Sailor Moon and fled.

~~~+~~~

"I don't want to exercise," moaned Seth. "But I don't want to be fat."

"Well,if you just keep to healthy eating habits and exercise about ten
minutes each day,you would lose some weight," said Luna.

"But I don't want to make my family hate me," said Seth.

"They will not hate you if you do not exercise," said Luna. "Seth,you
have to get off this stupid fitness kick and get back to what is very
important,finding the Moon Prince and stopping our enemy!"

"I'll show Darlene!" snarled Seth,getting up. "I'll exercise to death!"

"Seth! Wait!" shouted Luna.

"I'm not listening to you anymore,Luna!" shouted Seth,running off.

~~~+~~~

Seth was on the exercise bike,tearing it off its hinges! ~I've got to
show how good I am!~ He thought to himself.

"Oh dear," said Luna. "This is really bad. He's fanatical!" She then
noticed someone else come in. "Isn't that Miss Haruna? But she's so
gaunt and pale! Better check it out."

She leapt down and snuck into the gym,following the teacher down to
the spa. ~I'm getting strange energy readings from here...~ thought
the cat. She gasped as a green light shone. ~What's that?~

The cat slunk into the spa and saw Miss Haruna in the pod,and Jay
smiling wickedly. "So,Miss Haruna,this may be your LAST session."
said the man,chuckling wickedly. Luna gasped!

"Oh no!" she thought. She ran off to get Seth and knocked him off.

"HEY! DUMB CAT!!" screamed Seth,chasing after her. "Where are you?
Come out,come out,wherever you are!" Just then,Luna landed on him!

"AH!" cried Seth,who saw Luna's snarling face in his and claws at
his neck! "Ah...L-L-Luna...let's be r-r-reasonable..."

"Be quiet!" hissed the cat. "You are going to listen to me,boy,and
listen good! Do you understand?!" Seth nodded meekly. "Good. Now,
you are going to transform and go down to the basement where that
fake spa is. Someone is draining energy from your teacher!"

"O-O-Okay," said Seth,not wanting to argue with a dangerous cat.
"I'll transform,get off of me." Luna leapt off. "MOON PRISM POWER!"

~~~+~~~

"Excellent," said Jadeite. "Very soon..."

"Very soon,what?" asked a voice. Jadeite turned to see Sailor Moon!
"The game's over,bub. I know what you are up to."

"You must be mistaken!" said Jadeite in his fake voice.

"No mistake," said Sailor Moon. "I am Sailor Moon,champion of justice!
In the name of the moon,you will be punished if you don't surrender!"

"Well well," said Jadeite with a smirk. "Nice to see you,Sailor Moon.
I'm Jadeite,one of the dark lords of the Negaverse. Unfortunately,you
will not live to tell anyone. GET 'IM,BOYS!!!"

The three beefy instructors rose up and attacked Sailor Moon!

"Eep!" said Seth. "It wasn't THIS hard in the game!"

"Have a nice day,Sailor Moon!" laughed Jadeite as he vanished.

"Luna! I need to get out of here!" shouted Seth.

"No,Sailor Moon,you must fight them," said Luna. She then saw Sailor
Moon being chased by the instructors! "What are you doing?!"

"What does it look like,Luna?" said Seth.

Luna thought fast. "Oh,Sailor Moon...you want to get fit,eh? Well,if
you fight these hulks,you'll get REALLY fit. It's good exercise."

"Fighting = Exercise?!" Sailor Moon lit up. "COOL!!!" He lashed out!

"Sailor Moon Kick!" One instructor was down.

"Sailor Moon Chop!" Another fell.

The third threw a barbell,but Seth ducked and the weight smashed into
into the machine,blinding the instructors!

"You three need a major attitude adjustment!" said Seth,removing his
magic bandanna. "MOON BANDANNA MAGIC!" *BOOM!* The slave crowns on the
three instructors shattered and released them from evil control.

"What happened?" asked the first instructor.

"You okay?" asked Sailor Moon.

"Yeah," said the second instructor. He looked at the boy. "Who are you?"

"Sailor Moon,the warrior who protects innocents," said Sailor Moon.
He left. ~Good thing I didn't have to kill them.~

~~~+~~~

"So Jadeite," said Nephlite with a giggle. She had long brown hair
combed to make her look sexy and brown eyes. "You were forced to
run out on your plan earlier than I had thought."

"I know," said Jadeite angrily. "That Sailor Moon bastard is getting
to me. I need to get rid of him once and for all."

"Good luck,Jeddy,because I'm not helping you," chuckled Nephlite as
she left in a vaporous portal. Jadeite sneered at her.

"I don't need help," snarled the Negawarrior.

~~~+~~~

Seth sighed as he soaked in the tub. "This is heaven."

"Seth!" said Elana. "Are you finished?"

"Almost," said Seth,getting out of the tub.

"Good,because your brother's waiting for you."

"Okay,okay," said Seth. "I'll be done in a sec."

"Actually,I'm not really waiting to take a bath," chuckled Sammy.

"Then why are you here?" asked his mother.

"Oh,I thought I'd have a little fun at Seth's expense," teased Sammy.

"WHAT?!!" roared Seth. "I DO NOT WEIGH 300 POUNDS!!! SAAAAAMMY!!!"

Sammy laughed and hurried off. Elana held her brow in despair.

"Oh Kami-sama..." she muttered.

"You said it," whispered Luna,sweatdropping.

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