Hey, people, it's time for the...
Anime Crossover Machine!
by Lawrence Chu
A Product of My Imagination

All titles and characters property of their respective owners.
Don't sue, I've got no money.

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List after the first run of the machine:

You're Under Arrest + Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star) =
Bokuto no Ken: In Nakajima's earlier days, he was one hell of a
martial artist!  Watch as Nakajima causes random bodies to explode
with a whack from his motorcycle!  See his struggle to find Miyuki
and save the Earth!

Ranma 1/2 + Aa! Megami-sama! (Oh My Goddess!) =
Oh my, a Goddess!: Standard crossover where Kasumi gets a wish
and everything goes crazy.  Things get even crazier as Akane and
Skuld become the Mallet Maniacs!

Maison Ikkoku + Kodomo no Omocha (Child's Toy) =
Maison Ikkodocha: Yotsuya + Akemi + Ichinose + Sana + Zenjiro = 'nuff
said.

Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water + La Blue Girl =
Nadia: The Secret of La Blue Girl: Don't ask me.  The computer's the
one that comes up with these things.

Riding Bean + Cowboy Bebop =
Riding Bebop: Bean Bandit becomes a universal potato smuggler.  Or
maybe not.  Either way, Seatbelts are definitely involved.

Bubblegum Crisis: AD Police Files + New Dominion Tank Police =
New AD Tank Police Files: Not only do they get slaughtered, they
destroy half the city doing it.

Kiki's Delivery Service + Mamono Hunter Yohko =
Mamono Hunter Kiki: This is one where the animators said "Let's make
Kiki's broom a soul-weapon!" and let it run from there.  Her devil
hunter's uniform consists of her witch dress with a yin-yang sign on
it.

Neon Genesis Evangelion + Gunsmith Cats =
Neon Gunsmith Evangelion: Everyone knows about Tokyo-3.  But they
never saw the events in Neo-Chicago...for fanservice, we have Minnie-
May in a plug suit, to make up for Kiki's lack of revealing attire.
Mmm...yummy.

Dragonball + Roujin Z =
Roujin GT: Five words: Large Mecha and Insane Ki-blasts.  (That's
FIVE, not SIX.  "Ki-blast" is one word.)

Slayers + Dirty Pair =
Slayers Lovely: Lina and Naga are Trouble Consultants for the wwwA.
They leave a trail of destruction behind--wait a minute, that sounds
like regular Slayers.  Hmm...Howzabout this: It's Slayers set in the
future with Lina and Naga running around in skimpy metal bikinis.
Co-starring Xelloss as the Central Computer.

Macross Plus + El Hazard =
The Hazards of Macross: Well, you have a nymphomaniacal/
megalomaniacal lesbian computer simulation trying to take over the
world, for starters.  And don't forget about the giant Zentraedi
Dung Beetles infesting the place.

Tenchi Muyo! (No Need for Tenchi!) + Ghost in the Shell =
No Need for Ghosts!: A documentary about Mihoshi and how she survives
as a shell without a personality.  Somewhere along the line, Kagato
and Bateau battle it out.

Record of Lodoss War + Pokemon =
Record of Pokemon War: I choose you, Eye of God!  Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!  Or triple!  Or maybe a hundred times!  Ah, screw it,
just prepare for the complete and utter destruction of the universe as
we know it, just because some kid played a card that was too powerful
for him to use.

Sukeban Deka + Yuu Yuu Hakusho =
Yo-yo Hakusho: Little is it known, but Yusuke was also a member of a
secret operation where they took little guys and armed them with
yo-yos...

And a three-way crossover:

Bubblegum Crisis + Kimagure Orange Road + Marmalade Boy =
Orange Marmalade Bubblegum: Um...well...you can probably imagine.  I
can't.

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If Tybalt allows, don't hesitate to add to the list!

This has been a Product of My Imagination
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