Ranma 1/2: Gratuity
A Ranma 1/2 Lemon
by Michael Chen (Zenki) and Megane 6.7
michael.h.chen@yale.edu
fcasper@yesic.com

Authors' Notes
Megane 6.7 was of great help in the production of this fic.  In
fact, he had produced a great deal of ideas for me and elaborated
on my initial plans for this story.  Of course, original idea of
the story is mine, but many of the sex scenes here are of
Megane's doing.  Thus, he is a co-author.

Warning
This fic is a lemon fic, which means that intense sexual
situations soon follow.  In fact, kids, do not read this. 
Members of the Christian Coalition, don't read this.  Old people
over 50 years of age, don't read this.  Heck, this list of people
who shouldn't read this can go on and on.  The most important
part is that if you think you might be offended by sexual scenes
and such, then don't even bother reading.  It's guaranteed that
you will flame us.

But if you are a lemon aficionado, prepare for pure enjoyment as
you read.  Unlike the stories of alt.sex.stories, this fanfic
actually has a plot instead of the "How many times can the
protagonist have his surgically enhanced p***s spray semen within
a short period of time."  We have taken great pains to add humor
to a story that can be called, "Akane and Ranma get Nerima Down
on Them," so you will on occasion laugh your brains out when your
hand gets tired (Heh heh, I was just joking about the hand...) 
Oh yeah, we have checked the archives of rec.arts.anime.creative,
and we the authors are proud that we will be establishing many
firsts with this fanfic.

Information used in this story was obtained in Principles of
Physiology by Totora, 8th edition.  A truly nice entry level
Anatomy and Physiology text.  They do have a little section on
human reproduction...


Round 2

     Ryouga gently stroked Akane's hair as she rested on top of him,
sleeping peacefully.  He wished he could have stayed like that forever
but nature was calling so with great reluctance, he carefully rolled
Akane off of him and then rose from the bed.  As he dressed, he glanced
back at his lover on the bed and smiled.     

     "Akane....I can't begin to tell you how happy you've made me.  I
promise once I come back from the bathroom that I'll finally tell you
everything!  How much I care for you....How much I want to be with
you....How much I....I LOVE YOU!"

     Ryouga finished dressing and then gave Akane a passionate kiss
before leaving the room to find the bathroom.  Akane stirred from the
kiss and her eyes slowly opened.  Finding no one around, Akane sat up
and felt a chill.  She glanced down and remembered she was naked at the
moment.  

     Yawning, she stretched her arms out and then glanced around for any
sign of Ryouga.  Finding none, she stood up and went to her closet. 
Selecting an old training gi, she put it on and then retrieved her
clothes from the floor before heading out the door towards the
bathroom.   
     Inwardly, she was a little disappointed that Ryouga had vanished. 
She would have been more than happy to spend the rest of the day with
him considering how wonderful he had been in bed.  "Oh well...."  she
sighed.  "Ranma would probably say it's cheating to have the same bed
partner more than once.  I'll have to ask him about that later...."

    Akane abandoned her gi in the changeroom and entered the bathroom. 
She filled a bucket of water and dumped it over herself.  Then she used
soap to wash away the remains of her encounter with Ryouga.  She filled
the tub with hot water and slowly lowered herself into it, sighing with
pleasure.  As she soaked in the tub, she couldn't help marvelling that
her first experience with sex had been so perfect that she was looking
forwards to having another shot at another person.

    Finishing her bath, Akane dried herself and put her clothes back on.
Once done, she left the dojo and marched briskly towards her next
destination, which coincidentally happened to be the Kuno Estate.  Akane
thought about the history she had with Kuno, his constant lusting after
her, his desire to fondle her body, his declarations of love.  If there
was someone who was going to be an easy lay, it was Tatewaki Kuno.    

    She wouldn't have to worry about her reputation at school either
since no one would ever believe she would sleep with Kuno, no matter how
much he might brag about the fact afterwards.    

    Reaching the outer gates of the Kuno Estate, she rang the
doorbell.  In a flash, the personal ninja, Sasuke, appeared on
the other side of the gate.  "Why Akane Tendo, what are you doing
here?"  Akane blinked as she noticed that for once she wasn't addressed
as "Mistress Tendo."

    "Umm....I'm here to see Tatewaki."  Akane spoke.

    Sasuke gave Akane a strange look, but opened the door
nevertheless as he trusted her.  "He's in his room right now,
cleaning up."  Akane thanked Sasuke and walked to the door of the
mansion itself.  She gave the door a knock, and the door opened
revealing the distressed face of Kodachi Kuno.

    Before Akane could say a word, Kodachi immediately unloaded her
troubles onto Akane.  "How cruel is this world!  Why should I suffer and
watch my brother win his love when my own heart is barren and
unfulfilled?  Why!"

    Akane frowned at that.  "Hello, Kodachi.  I'm here to see your
brother.  Is he in?"

    Kodachi was delusional, and didn't even acknowledge Akane's 
presence at all.   "Damn my brother!" she screeched as she walked away. 
Akane gave Kodachi a strange look as she carefully made her way to
Kuno's room.

    The door to his room was open, and Akane helped herself in. 
She found Kuno avidly doing some interior redecorating.  First of
all, he seemed to be tearing down all of his pictures of her from
his walls and throwing them into the trash.

    "Hi, Kuno," said Akane after clearing her throat for some
attention.

    Tatewaki looked up at Akane, and he gave her an apologetic
smile.  "Ah, Akane Tendo.  Alas, I would have liked to have marry
you, but my love is now directed in a different direction away
from you."

    Akane's mouth dropped open with surprise and some joy as Kuno
would never ever bother her again.  "Not to worry though, dear
Akane."  Kunou continued.  "I know how this must be tearing you up 
inside, but you must forget about me and try to find someone else just 
as manly and perfect to love."

    Akane didn't know what had happened to make Kuno feel this way, but
she was immediately happy.  Then she remembered her bet and her
happiness abruptly subsided.  She needed to bed Kuno as soon as
possible, and considering this surprising change of events, it sounded
next to impossible.

    "I must see you happy, as I know that you can't live without
me, Akane.  But I shall always be available to help you if you so
desire my attention."  Kuno said in a sympathetic voice.   

    Akane's enthusiasm and patience was slowly dying down.   "Would you
just shut up already and make love to me now?  I haven't got all day!" 
Akane said, bored with Kuno's redundant speech.

    Tatewaki's face went white, betraying the fact that he was horrified
with the thought.  "Make love to you?  Perish the thought!  I'd rather
kill myself and my family before betraying my lover!  Make love with
you?  I think not!  I am a man of honor, a paragon among men, I must not
break my vows with the pigtailed girl.  Not even for one as beautiful as
yourself."

     A look of worry surfaced on Akane's face.  She had thought
this was going to be easy, but it turned out that Kuno, despite
his womanizing behavior, did seem to have a strong, if strange, sense of
honor.  Thus making Akane's goal unattainable.  She thought to herself.  
'Damn, Ranma-Chan must have really done a number on him.'  She 
looked at Kuno, and he did seem to be a little tired.

    Akane suddenly had a brilliant idea on how to take advantage 
of Kuno's sense of honor.  "Okay, but before I leave, I'd like to make a 
challenge to you.  We both fight, and if I win, you have to do what I
tell you to.  If you win, then I leave you alone in peace.  How about
it?"

    As soon as Kuno heard the word "challenge", he became
interested.  Standing up straight, and holding up his bokken, he
answered.  "So be it.  Defend yourself, Akane Tendo!"  He stood,
waiting for her.

    Akane grinned as she remembered the many times she easily
pasted him and turned him into a human projectile.  Without
warning, she started her usual routine of hard punches and kicks.

    Almost immediately Akane felt something wrong.  Kuno was
acting faster, his parries so fast that Akane found herself
overwhelmed and unable to land a blow on him at all.  This was
impossible!  He had never been this good before!  Desperate, she tried
all of her techniques, but while these techinques were powerful, they
were uesless if they couldn't connect with her target.  
    
    'Is it the sex?' wondered Akane as she ducked a bokken strike.  'Is
he really fighting this well because of his newfound love for the pig
tailed girl?  I've got to get Ranma to tell me what he did to him.'  She
ducked another blow.

    Akane eventually stopped fighting, and held her hands up, knowing 
when to recognize a lost cause.  She couldn't beat Kuno at all.  He was
simply too fast for her.  Meanwhile, Kuno stood triumphant.  "Very good,
Akane Tendo, Now I want you to strip off all your clothes," he spoke
dreamily, but as soon as he saw the life sized picture of Ranma-chan on
the wall, he corrected himself.

    "NO!  I mean, errr, I think it is time you should leave!"  Kuno took
a moment to gather himself before speaking again.   "Once I said that I
would have you both but I now know this is impossible.  Although
it pains me that I can not share the love that I now have for the
pigtailed goddess, I shall allow you to have this momento of my
greatness to comfort you."  Kuno produced an autographed photograph of
himself, and with blinding speed, opened Akane's dress and placed it
between her breasts.

    Akane blinked in surprise and then her face went bright red as she
slapped Kuno hard across the face.  "How DARE you!" she screamed,
furious.  And she thought that Kuno was an honorable fool!  

    "Ah, Akane Tendo wants more than a mere photo?  Well, for a friend,
I shall give you a farewell kiss."  He grabbed Akane and dipped her. 
Before she could react, she felt his lips press against hers.  She
immediately gutpunched him and watched him hit the floor, moaning in
pain.  Ok, she had wanted to have sex with him, but seeing his huge ego
had turned her off completely.  Ranma could have this idiot. 

    And with that, Akane left, but not before taking the photo from her
cleavage and ripping it to shreds.


To be continued in Round 2 (2 of 2) on Wednesday.

C&C is very welcome.  :)

michael.h.chen@yale.edu
fcasper@yesic.com