Here's DoCo 1/2 Part I.  SEND C&C!!  I really need it.Welcome to Part 1 of 
DoCo 1/2.  If you have not read the intro I recommend you download
it at http://members.dencity.com/frice2000/ or email me for it at 
frice2000@yahoo.com.  Well here
goes!

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                 actually occurring.

                                                                     DoCo 
1/2  Part I

                                                                         The 
Choice

Camera: Zoom in on Tendo Dojo.  We see Genma chasing Ranma-Chan around with 
a
kettle.

Ranma-Chan: I told you pop this is only temporary.  I just have to go to 
school like this for
today.

Genma: You break your father's heart son...  (Genma starts his crying.)

Ranma-Chan: Shut up already.  (Takes a bucket of cold water and splashes it 
on Genma.)

Genma-Panda: Wahher...Wahher.

(Ranma-Chan leaves her or his (depending upon the day) father on the ground 
still crying.)

Camera: Fade out.

Camera: Fade in to outside of Tendo Dojo along a rooftop.

Female Narrator: All is peaceful on this great Tuesday day in Nermira.  As 
Ranma
walks...yuck....You little letch!

Happosai: Who were you talking to?!!!  No matter.  What a haul!!  What a 
haul!!

Female Narrator: You little...you should, never mess with the narrator you 
know!!!

Happosai: We don't have a narrator in this show....try the cell next to you!

Female Narrator: This isn't Neon Genesis?

Happosai: They don't have a narrator either, just get out of here.  Or marry 
me!!

Female Narrator: Uh...yeah, right!  (Kicks Happosai into the air.)  Damn 
agent.  Damn old man.

Happosai: Some youngsters these days!  What's this? Ranma's going to school 
as a girl?!!!
Hmm....odd.

(Little bell noises starting to be heard.)

Happosai: Hmm...what's that?

(A certain bicycle runs over Happosai.)

Shampoo: That's odd what that bump?  Oh well.  Niaho Ranma!!

Ranma-Chan: Uh, hi Shampoo.

Shampoo: Where Akane?

Ranma-Chan: She went to school early.

Shampoo: Good that mean Shampoo have you all to self.  (Shampoo pulls out 
kettle, pours
hot water on Ranma-Chan, and promptly glomps on him.)  Wo ai ni.

Ranma: Shampoo...uhh...could you do me a favor?

Shampoo: Favor?  Anything for Ranma.

Ranma: Uh.. good...well....um...can you come over to the Tendo Dojo tonight.

Shampoo: You want to date, Shampoo?!!!  Me so happy!!!  (Glomps on Ranma 
again.)

Ranma: No!!  No!!  Not for that.  There's this contest and the prize is a 
trip to China.

Shampoo: Oh, you want to come home with Shampoo and marry in tribe?!!! Me so 
happy!!!
(Glomps again.)

Ranma: Actually I sort of wanted to go to Jusenkyo.

Shampoo: Hiya, Me forget all about ramen delivery.  Ja ne.  Shampoo be 
there.

Ranma: Thanks, bye Shampoo.

(Shampoo rides her bicycle off).

(Ukyou suddenly appears out of nowhere.)

Ukyou: What was that all about Ranma?!!!

Ranma: U-Chan!  Just the girl I wanted to see.  Could you please come over 
to the Dojo,
tonight.

Ukyou: You want me to pick you up for a date!!!  I'm so happy!!!

Ranma: (Not again.)  Actually I need help with a contest, to go to China.

Ukyou: So you want to take me to see China!

Ranma: Well to see Jusenkyo so I can get cured.

Ukyou: Sure!  I'll be there tonight.

Female Narrator: So Ranma went off to school where he kept his promise to 
Nabiki.  As
shown in the intro.  He changed into a girl and used the lie Nabiki had come 
up
with.

Camera: Fade into Tendo Dojo.  Night.

Female Narrator: Ranma-Chan, Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Shampoo, and Ukyou are 
sitting
down listening to what Ranma has to say.  Wait a minute, what's this?  A man 
is coming up on this roof?

Soun: Uh miss...why are you on top of our roof?...

Female Narrator: I'm the narrator you dolt!  (Shows Soun sticker that says, 
"Hi.  I'm:
Female Narrator."

Soun: We have a narrator?

Female Narrator: Yes, Frank created me to cut corners and save himself the 
time from
typing out a whole bunch of text in parentheses, and to hopefully make this 
fic longer.
Also I am a plot device in which to be laughed at.

Soun: Who's Frank?

Female Narrator: Never mind, that's it!  I won't be in here anymore.  Frank 
is getting
bored of this dialog.  (Narrator disappears into a puff of smoke.)

Soun: She....DISAPPEARED!!!!  THERES NO PEACH EITHER!!!

Camera: So now I guess you all understand why I called you here.

Ukyou: Why don't you just get a job and go to China with that money?

Ranma-Chan: Because the fic wouldn't be inter....because it would cost too 
much!

Shampoo: Me not know about you spatula girl, but me help Ranma do anything.

Ukyou: I'll help him do anything, too.  (Looks angrily at Shampoo.)

Akane: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS!!!

Kasumi: Oh my!

(Soun suddenly bursts into room.)

Soun: She disappeared!! Narrator disappeared!!!

(Everyone stares at Soun.)

Nabiki: Uh daddy...this show doesn't have the budget for a narrator.

Akane: Show?

Nabiki: Well this is a fanfi....well I mean we don't...well never mind.

Ranma-Chan: This is all very interesting, but what does this have to do with 
anything?

Nabiki: Err....right....Now as I see it we have to decide whether Ukyou or 
Shampoo takes
the final spot as a singer.

Shampoo: (To Ukyou) Fine.  Me fight and beat you and then take final spot.

Ukyou: Fine by me.

(Ukyou takes out spatula, and Shampoo takes out her pins.)

Nabiki: Girls....girls....this is no way to settle this.  Now we need to 
settle this by a contest?

Ukyou and Shampoo: Contest?  Fighting or cooking?

Nabiki: (Facefaults.)  No a singing contest.  That's what were going to be 
doing.  You
know singing in order to win the contest.

Ukyou and Shampoo: Oh.

Nabiki: Daddy, (To Soun) these two girls are going to sing.  Tell me who you 
think is the
best okay?

Soun: She disappeared.  No peach, just gone!  Disappeared!!

Kasumi: Oh my!

Nabiki: I'll take that as a yes.

(Shampoo sings about 30 seconds of Red Shoe Sunday.)

(Ukyou sings about 40 seconds of Don't Make Me A Shrew (*1.))

Nabiki: So daddy who was the best singer?

Soun: Sh...appeared....

Shampoo: I hear Sham!!! I win contest.

Ukyou: No fair!!  He didn't say you.

(Ukyou and Shampoo start fighting.)

Akane: Will they never learn.

Camera: Fade to clouds above Tendo Dojo.

Female Narrator: I'll get you Frank you turned me into a cloud!  I'll get 
you!!

Loud booming voice: Ha....how are you going to do that your digital.

Female Narrator: I'll ruin your fanfic.

Loud booming voice: Yeah right.  I'm the writer you know.  I have more power 
than you.

Female Narrator: How about this?!!!  (Takes out a little disk marked virus.  
Use only for
emergency.)  Ha...ha...ha!!!  My mother always told me to be prepared!!

Loud booming voice: (Takes mouse right clicks Virus Scan and clicks enable.  
A blue
screen comes up and booming voice eliminates virus.)  Nice try but you 
forget the holy
lance of McAfee.  Oh yeah and you don't have a mother, I created you!

Female Narrator: Fine then I guess I'll have to do this!!  (Takes camera and 
bashes it with
a hammer.)

Camera: Black screen.

Loud booming voice: Damn it!  You know how much those things cost?  Hey wait 
a
minute you don't have the power to pull off the, "hammer out of nowhere 
technique".
Okay that's it.  (Thinks: A little copying here.  A little pasting here.)  
Okay try on this you
digital bit%#.  Meet Lina Inverse.  She's got no memory for now.  And knows 
only one spell at
least for now.  Want to see it Miss. Narrator?

Female Narrator: You wouldn't dare!!!

Loud booming voice: Oh wouldn't I?  Lina go.

Lina: Ready...Aim...FIREBALL!!!

Female Narrator: DAMN YOU FRANK!!!!.AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Loud booming voice: Ha...ha...ha!!  Wait a minute she was already 
evaporated.  That
means...she might not be dead yet.

Female Narrator: I'll get you yet Frank!!!  I'll get you yet!

The End

Authors Notes:
     Well that's it.  I know I started rambling a little at the end.this fic 
is going to be
serious but...What am I saying?!!!  It's the Ranma 1/2 Universe.  There is 
always comedy
mixed in with the seriousness.  If you don't like it...you can suck it!!!  
Now read about the
one * in this whole fic.

Stars:
*1.  I know that Ukyou or DoCo didn't sing Don't Make Me A Shrew (CoCo 
did.).  But it
       worked for this fic.  If you have a better song email me it's name.

On the Next Episode of DoCo1/2:
	Read: The rules for the contest.
	Read: DoCo come up with a song.
                  Read: The continuing saga of The loud booming voice VS.  
The Evil Female
                  Narrator.

Previous copies/information on DoCo/information on trading tapes with me 
(The Slayers
would be nice)/and what I'm working on can be found at the Official DoCo 1/2 
website:
http://members.dencity.com/frice2000 or you can receive previous copies by 
emailing me at
frice2000@yahoo.com.

Disclaimer: This fic is made to endorse/sponsor/and or popularize the Ranma 
1/2 Universe.
The one reference I used to The Slayers is for the same purpose minus the 
Ranma 1/2
Universe part and add The Slayers Universe.


						          By Frank Rice
			                                                           
frice2000@yahoo.com
				                              http://members.dencity.com/frice2000



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