A-kun popped his neck. He couldn't believe that, even temporarily,
he was returning to his old duty of announcing fights. Of course, he'd have
to get ????? back to announce for the Semi-Finals because he was getting the
feeling that a huge plot was being set up. Plus between his duties to help
Washu-chan and his own allotment of fighting, he was going to get swamped.
Of course, Washu had figured that they wouldn't make another move
until the Semi-Finals. Which meant he'd have to give up being an announcer.
And he couldn't shake the feeling that something was going to happen that
would change a lot of things.
[Of course, if he had noticed the toilet paper stuck to his heel he
probably could have avoided most of the snickering that seemed to follow him
to the cafeteria, where numerous minor injuries accumulated from everyone
who was drinking milk.]
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Anime Death Tournament
Round 5 - The Lightning Round
Outcomes by ????? and C-chan
Typing by A-kun
Plot by..... um, say, who IS doing the plot?
........................
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"Greetings once again and welcome to Anime Death Tournament. I'm
C-chan. With me today are A-kun, Bombadil Goh and his escorts from Team
Rocket." C-chan announced.
"Good to be here." A-kun said, waving.
"Same here." Musashi said.(1)
"Say, can we order roomservice? I just LOOOVE ordering people
around." Kojiro answered.(2)
"Sure, sure." C-chan replied.
"Ask if dey have any Tosakito or Koi King." Xiao Mao said.(3)(4)(5)
As Kojiro made their order, Bombadil checked out the monitors that
were in the tower.
"Wow. Spiffy." Bombadil said, examining the console and clicking it
over to see various rooms and the occasional prep-room.
"Yeah, but it only tells us what's up next and allows us to check
out the hallways and prep-rooms." C-chan answered.
"Can we announce a match?" Kojiro asked.
"Oh, what the hell." C-chan replied.
Team Rocket began talking to the Authors in a "hush-hush, we're
trying to be sneaky" tone. Finally, all threee nodded. A-kun rolled over
to the light switch, Bombadil searched his outfit and C-chan began typing in
a command into the computer.
Suddenly, the lights were clicked off, courtesy of A-kun, as the
Team Rocket entrance music began playing, courtesy of Bombadil and his
portable tape player. A spotlight shone down, illuminating first Musashi,
then Kojiro. (spotlights courtesy of C-chan)
"Prepare for Trouble..." Musashi declared.
"And make it Double..." Kojiro continued.
"To announce a match that's going to take place."
"To make sure Xiao Mao reserved our parking space."
"Musashi!"
"Kojiro!"
"Sailor Moon versus Kirin is coming up soon."
"Between now and some time after noon."
"XIAO MAO! Dat's right." Xiao Mao finished.
"What in the eitch eeh double hockey sticks are are you three
doing?" A-kun demanded, his right eye twitching as he clicked the lights
back on. He had been expecting them to do something new when they asked him
to turn off the lights.
"What we always do." Kojiro replied confidently.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
As the opening theme to Sailor Moon began playing, the red doors
opened and Usagi Tsukino (aka. Sailor Moon) walked through, waving to the
crowd. Mamoru, Shingo and Chibi-Usa, wearing black tuxedos, dark shades and
ear-phones follow, making sure no hentai otakus tried anything. Chibi-Usa
waved to her fans and flipped off her enemies. Shingo and Mamoru waved to
those who like them and ignored those who don't. Usagi stepped into the
ring and transformed into Sailor Moon (the censor chip teasing the hentais,
but not letting them see anything).
"Oh my, I'll have to watch HER show more often..." Kojiro said,
drooling.
Kirin entered the arena to the tune of Ricky Martin's "La Vida
Loco". The Chinese Prince was a bit startled, but the explanation came via
a letter handed to him by Jasmine.
"We are sorry, but the tape you gave us broke. We apologize and ask
for your forgiveness." Kirin read.
The Prince sighed. It figured. He walked to the ring and leapt in.
"Fight." Shao Khan said into the microphone.
"You know, this is weird. A Princess of the Moon fighting a Prince
of China." C-chan mused.
"Yeah, but unless Kirin gets as lucky as I did, he ain't going to
beat her. Heck, my best bet, besides the luck of getting a Seiya-clone to
glomp onto her, was to pin her arms and crush her." A-kun commented.
"You must be a rather strong fellow." Musashi said, sliding up to
A-kun.
"Uh, yeah. I had Son Gohan train me for a while." A-kun commented.
"You know, maybe we should pay attention to the match." C-chan said.
"NAH!" A-kun, Bombadil and Team Rocket replied.
"MOON PRINCESS ESCALATION!" Sailor Moon yelled, blasting through
Kirin's lightning fast rice and sendng him flying through the door he
entered through.
"Sailor Moon is victorious." Robo announced dully.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
Kojiro lifted the platter cover.
"Mmmm, Fried Koi King..." Xiao Mao said, his mouth watering.
"Baked Viridian..." Musashi said. (6)
"Refried Nazonogusa...." Kojiro drooled. (7)
"Hey, you three. It's Gavin versus Sailor Mars. Do you want
announce it?" C-chan asked Team Rocket.
"Hmmmm.... sorry." Xiao Mao replied.
"Why not?" A-kun asked.
"We can't just jump through every hoop. We've got our integrity to
think about." Musashi answered.
"We do?" Kojiro asked.
"On to the match." Bombadil said as Musashi pulled out her fan,
ready to pound Kojiro.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
To the cue of Chumbawumba's "Tubthumping", a scarlet blur appears in
various places, stopping every so often to listen to the cheers (or boos)
from the crowd. Suddenly, it zipped into the blue aisle where it started
from and created a cyclone that began moving towards the ring, a few ki
bolts shooting in and out of it to stike against the barriers set up to
protect the audience from death. The cyclone entered the ring, leaving the
ropes swinging and dissipated.
Mathew "Gavin" Campbell, dressed in a casual scarlet jumpsuit, stood
atop a post, munching on some pie. Apple as he felt the Banana Cream might
have been a bad chance the last time. Various parts of his jumpsuit bulged
with concealed items and across his back was a large sketchpad. He waved to
the crowd and hopped down into the ring as Hiroshi and Daisuke walked up
behind him from the blue doors and began messing around with a machine.
"I'm The Only One" by Melissa Etheridge began playing before the
sound of someone getting fireballed was heard. The song changed to "Miami"
by Will Smith. Yuuchiiro and Grandpa Hino opened the red doors and let Rei
through. They all walked down to the ring. Once they reached the ring, Rei
leapt in, transforming at the same time to give herself a Cutey Honey-esque
entrance.
Gavin grinned lecherously before shaking out of it and getting into
a cool fighting stance. Sailor Mars tossed her hair and waved to everyone.
"FIGHT!" Shao Khan said, looking around suspicisouly as Cid
Highwind, Vincent Valentine, Barrett Wallace, Sonya, Jax and Raiden suddenly
appeared around the cage he was in.
No sooner had he said that than Rei flew out of the ring, a very hot
cherry pie in her face. She yelped and pulled it off quickly, then found
herself out of the ring. Gavin began hooting and dancing around, amusing
the crowd.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
A-kun noticed the red light first. And as he had just swallowed the
ramen noodles he had stuffed into his mouth, he had to announce what was
coming up.
"Okay, next an infomercial, then onto the fight between Azerath and
Sylia Stingray!" A-kun said.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
Infomercial
Announcer: Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?
[A sullen Young Man nodded.]
Announcer: Then what you need... IS TO LOSE YOUR LIFE!
[The Young Man is taken aback.]
Young Man: But I'd never consider suicide!
Announcer: No, not suicide, that's messy, complicated and does little in the
long run. I'm taking about... becoming a mindless drooling fan!
Young Man: Yes! Yes! I've always wanted to lose my identity in the middle
of a crowd! [Young Man's Fantasy: him getting his wallet swiped at a rock
concert.] I've wanted to be one of the nameless fans/minions that looks
impressive in a crowd, but is actually useless in a one on one fight!
Announcer: And the first step...
Young Man: Buy all tickets for a band's tour?
Announcer: Nooo, no no. No REAL fan/minion has ever PAID to get into a
concert. No, you'll have to start out with... [holds up a large blue box]
The Mindless Drooling Fan's Starter Kit!
[The anouncer hands the box to the Young Man. He opens it to reveal
two tapes, a comic, a CD, a model, a poster, a book, a make-up kit, a ratty
shirt and a pair of blue jeans that's missing the knees.]
Young Man: What IS all this crap?
Announcer: Nowadays, mindless fans can't obsess over a single thing because
if the source of that one thing dies or gets delayed too much, why, you'd be
no better off than when you started. So, the insane minds at TharzZzCo.
Inc. Uninc. Co. Unco. Etc. came up with the solution of letting fans start
out with this basic kit. The make-up and clothes let you get that extra
special 'mindless punker' look. You'll note that the make-up kit includes
lamp black and various metal, plastic and radioactive things to stick into
your body and a lighter for those special moments. The first tape is an
instructional video so you know how to get that extra special 'stand-out
just slightly' look, when to let out a scream, etc.
Young Man: And the rest?
Announcer: The second tape is a beginner's Anime. Easy to follow as there
aren't many characters running around and the plot isn't hard to follow.
Young Man: Why does it say "Urusei Yatsura: Beautiful Dreamer"?
Announcer: [laughs it off] The CD is of a small-time band that has the
potential to become huge.
Young Man: "Metallica"?
Announcer: The comic is by Masamune Shirow. One of his limited-print
underground-release publications.
Young Man: "Ghost in the Shell"?
Announcer: The book is "Sex" by Madonna... [notices the Young Man is staring
at the book and drooling a bit.]
Young Man: [drooling more] Mmmmmm, stunt butt.....
Announcer: [he smacked the Young Man upside the head] ...wait until you buy
the kit. The model is for the builder in you and the poster alters itself
to the first thing you get an obsession over. Be careful though, you may
wind up with a poster you don't like. All this will help make the perfect
mindless drooling fan boy or girl out of you or your friends. All this and
a bag of chips too.
Young Man: Oooh, Frito Slaves.
Announcer: How much would you expect to pay for all this? [Young Man
mumbles out a reply as his mouth is stuffed with Low-Cal Salt-Free Cajun
Marinated Honey-Roasted BBQ Warm Butter Frito Slaves, Now Fat-Free with
Olestra MKII. He starts turning green.] Wrong! It's only $299.95! Marked
up from it's once lofty price of $29.99! [The Young Man blinks once, then
looks at the camera.] The price is insanely low because our President is
literally nuts! [The Announcer holds out a photo of TharzZzDunN punching
the Planter's Peanut at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.]
Announcer: To order call 1-Tha-rzZ-zCoo. And no crank calls, Mr. Planters.
We know where you live. [In the background, the Young Man is walking off
the set and the unpleasant sound of retching is heard.]
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"We're back again. On to Sylia Stingray versus Azerath." C-chan
announced before stuffing her face with more food.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"Never There" by Cake began playing over the speakers as Sylia and
Mackie Stingray walked down the red aisle down to the ring. She stepped
into the ring and checked her gun.
The blue doors opened and Azerath walked in. No songs were played
for the lone swordsman as he approached the ring and entered.
Sylia showed no emotion. Azerath merely stood there, sword ready.
"FI-AAAWKK!" Shao Khan yelped as Raiden, Jax, Sonya, Vincent, Cid
and Barrett suddenly appeared in the cage and began beating him up.
Sylia fired her pistol. Azerath raised his sword and blocked it.
The bullet richoted off the rafters, off the hard hat of a construction
worker who was part of the Semi-Finals entertainment, off the floor, off the
barrier protecting the crowd, to knock Sylia's gun out of her hand.
"I give up." Sylia said, raising her hands.
Sylia leapt out of the ring and ran off, followed closely by Mackie.
[And I wasn't even intending to do that.] Azerath thought before
leaving the ring.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"Why do we have ta announce again?" Xiao Mao asked as the trio that
made up Team Rocket sat in the announcer chairs.
"Because Bombadil, A-kun and C-chan went to the bathroom." Musashi
replied.
"What? The same one?" Kojiro asked.
*WHAM*
"Camerah's on." Xiao Mao stated.
"Aaaaaand we're back. Coming up next is...." Musashi began.
Musashi and Xiao Mao looked at the console.
"Panni and Nuku Nuku... Nuku Nuku... ah, why does dat name send my
heart a-fluttuh?" Xiao Mao asked.
"Anyway, hopefully this'll be a good fight." Musashi replied.
"Ooohhhh, look at all the pretty Articunos...." Kojiro commented
from the ground.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
As the opening to the All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku began
playing, Atsuko "Nuku Nuku" Natsume, Ryuunosuke Natsume, Kyusaku Natsume and
Eimi began walking down to the ring. Nuku Nuku hopped around, waving to as
many fans as she can. However, there were more people in the Arena than
even Nuku Nuku can wave at. She leapt into the ring and smiled, causing
fans to roar and cheer and spit and howl and froth at the mouth and puke and
smile in appreciation.
Suddenly, the sprinklers went off. After about six second, all but
one of the sprinklers shut off causing a geyser of water to flow out of the
last one. The water flowed to the ring and out of the steam leapt Panni in
her skin-tight red outift. She gave Nuku Nuku a friendly smile as the water
shut off. The drains in the cement floor allowed the water to flow out and
the auto-cleansing carpeting and cement cleared themselves of all excess
water.
"Anooooo...." Nuku Nuku began.
"If you were wondering about why I'm being so polite, it's because
of my new fiancee... WOLFGANG SWEETUMS!! HIIIIII!" Panni said, waving to a
large armored figure in the crowd.
Panni's eyes were in hearts as she continued to wave at Wolfgang
Krauser.
"Just when I thought she'd actually take this tournament
seriously...." Wolfgang began.
"Anoooooooo....." Nuku Nuku began again.
"FIGHT!" Barrett yelled into the microphone.
Nuku Nuku pulled out a small mallet amd walked up to Panni.
"LOOK BEHIND YOU!" Wolfgang yelled.
"YES, YES MY LOVE! I'M RIGHT HERE!" Panni cried in delight, waving
more and more frantically.
Just before Panni could wave her arms fast enough to achieve flight,
Nuku Nuku clocked her soundly on the head. Panni collapsed.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"Dese fights are goin' faster den normal. We might be done before
dose utter guys come back." Xiao Mao commented.
"Yeah. Let's see if we can. FULL STEAM AHEAD!" Musashi declared.
"Well, first we gotta interlude or someding." Xiao Mao said.
"Awwwww....." Musashi said.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
Interlude - Mighty Morphing Evangelion Rangers: The Movie 2: X-rated
Director's Cut
Produced by TharzZzCo. Weirding people out since 3 AM Thursday
morning.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"Okay, Velma and Fred will check downstairs; Shaggy, Scooby and I
will check upstairs; and A-kun, C-chan and Bombadil will check this floor."
Daphne declared.
"DAPHNE!" Fred hissed, rolling his eyes.
"Oh, right. Fred and I will check downstairs; Shaggy, Velma and
Scooby will check upstairs; and A-kun, C-chan and Bombadil will check this
floor." Daphne amended.
A-kun, C-chan and Bombadil exchanged glances.
"Why are we helping Scooby and gang?" A-kun asked.
"How else are we going to find the bathrooms?" C-chan replied.
"That's right, you lost your map." A-kun replied.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"Ah, onto the fights!" Musashi yelled, startling Xiao Mao.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"I... like... Big butts and I can not lie-" the speakers began
blaring.
Suddenly, the sound of someone getting defenstrated was heard and
the song promptly stopped.
After a few minutes, "Ultra" by KMFDM begins playing as a lean man
entered the arena via the red doors and approached the ring with the stealth
of a shadow. His head is lowered and his eyes glaring at the ring before
him, his long, greasy black hair hanging in view, shielding the audience
from his deep scowl. His fists clenched and his teeth ground as the stalker
entered the ring. Slowly and timidly, Sebastion Fitsroy <aka. Bastion>
walked down the aisle after Tracer Zen.
"Name" by the Goo Goo Dolls began playing. With a burst of flame,
Jamin and Sulia appeared in the center of the ring. Sulia stepped out of
the ring.
"Be careful, Jamin!" Sulia called.
Jamin nodded slightly before looking at Tracer. Tracer's eyes
narrowed. He had lost once, he wasn't going to lose again. His best chance
was to get rid of Jamin as quickly as possible. The logical answer was to
use a gun, but according to the research he had Bastion pay Nabiki for,
Jamin knew the 'catch the bullet in mid-air' trick. Tracer drew his sword
and prepared for a fast fight. Jamin was big, but he couldn't handle Tracer
Zen.
"Fiiiight...." Shao Khan groaned as he got back up from the hole he
had been beaten into.
Tracer's aura flared as he dashed forward and slammed into Jamin,
sending the larger man back into turnbuckle. Jamin grunted and got back up
only to find his arms bound to his sides by Tracer's morphing hand. Tracer
grinned. A quick elbow to Jamin's face stunned the larger man long enough
for Tracer to retract his hand and reform it into a hand. He extended all
of the fingers T2 style and stabbed them through Jamin's head.
"JAMIN!" Sulia cried out.
Tracer hefted the larger man and threw him out of the ring in
disgust. He turned and went back to his locker room, planning what he would
do to Amelia.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"EEEEWWWW! GROSS!" Musashi said.
"Yeah, it's kindah sad cause all dose fightahs from dat Fatal Furry
Movie are gettin' deir butts kicked." Xiao Mao commented.
"What did I miss?" Kojiro asked, getting back in his seat.
"Nothing much." Musashi replied.
"So, what's up next?" Kojiro asked.
"Morrigan versus Naga." Musashi read, before frowning.
"Who da heck are Morrigan and Nagah?" Xiao Mao inquired.
"Oooooooh, baby!" Kojiro said, drooling as he awaited the entrances.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
The lights dimmed once again as the song "Lady, Lady, Lady" from the
Flashdance Soundtrack began playing and the red doors opened. Morrigan
walks into the room, grinning at the audience while caressing a random and
very rabid fan on the cheek. Those lucky enough to be touched by the
green-haired sex-bomb started grinning like idiots and collapsed to the
floor where someone stole their wallets.
"WHOOOOO!!" Kojiro yelled before holding up a sign that read,
"MORRIGAN, PLEASE MARRY ME!"
Morrigan smiled at the silly man. Kojiro melted into a puddle of
goo. The succubus stepped into the ring, she smiled and sat on her post,
causing many fanboys (and a few fangirls) to gulp and stare intently at her.
She awaited Naga's entrance.
As the song "Walking On Broken Glass" by Annie Lenox begins playing,
Kojiro reformed and Naga the White Serpent began walking down the blue aisle
with Prince Philonel following close behind. They're both wearing their
standard outfits (i.e. the first ones you ever saw them in). Naga leapt
into the ring and landed elegantly. She's still somewhat quiet.
"You really think you can defeat the great Naga the White Serpent?
Ohohohohohoho!" Naga wheezed out.
"Maybe you should try some Halls." Morrigan said, offering the
leather clad sorceress as Shao Khan yelled "FIGHT!"
"Oh, thank you." Naga said, taking some.
She popped one in her mouth. Within seconds, she fell, snoring.
Morrigan smiled and turned to a woman in the audience.
"I oughta get twice my pay for finding a non-violent solution."
Morrigan commented to her.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever, Morrigan. I'll see what I can do.... hey,
you just got another movie deal. Think you can stand being Super-Deformed
for a while? I got a great SD-Night Stalkers Movie offer..." Morrigan's
agent replied.
"Hmmm, I suppose." Morrigan said, pinning Naga.
The ultra-buxom sorceress was ruled as pinned and Morrigan won the
match.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"I'm in loooove...." Kojiro drooled.
*WHAM*
"That's enough out of him." Musashi said, putting her fan away.
"We gottah do anutter commoicial, then it's onta the last two
fights." Xiao Mao told Musashi.
"Right, let's see if we can end this, quickly." Musashi said.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
Commercial for Hospital
Doctor: Are you hurt? Are you bleeding? Are your intestines hanging where
your genitals used to be? Have you been sliced into more pieces that you
have limbs? Well-ZRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR! [The image suddenly starts talking at
warp speed, zooms around six different rooms, plays with a yo-yo for about
half a second, spoke with three nurses and a fellow doctor in the span of
two seconds, then ran into the bathroom. After about two minutes, he exited
the bathroom and the speed returned to normal] -that number again is
1-900-HELP-MEE. [smiles]
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
Xiao Mao stared at Musashi.
"What? It's just a stupid commercial. I always fast-forward
through them when I get the chance." Musashi answered.
"But, dat was bein' broadcasted!" Xiao Mao said, pointing to the
chortling fans.
"Oooops." Musashi said, blushing.
"Anyway, it's Misato versus Ryougah. XIAO MAO!" Xiao Mao declared.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
The speakers blast to life and begin broadcasting "Dare to be
Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic. Misato jogged down the aisle with Shinji,
Ritsuko and Asuka following closely behind.
Misato was wearing a purple jogging suit and has a blue headband.
Shinji was carrying a towel and handed to Misato so she could dry her hair
before getting into the ring. She waved to her roaring fans and gave the
"Peace" symbol to everyone. Then, to get even more cheers, she switched to
the Vulcan hand symbol for "Live Long and Prosper". Trekkies roared in a
frenzy.
Then, the song "Wherever I may roam" by Metallica began playing as
Ryouga Hibiki, Akane Tendo and Shinnosuke walk through the red doors
opposite of Misato.
"Sorry, we took a wrong turn at the pool." Ryouga apologized as he
got into the ring.
"S'kay. I would've been here earlier, but they were busy doing some
last-minute healing on my ribs." Misato replied.
Then, Misato realized something.
"This place doesn't HAVE a pool." Misato commented.
"Actually, it does. It's on the roof." Shinji said.
"Ah." Misato answered.
"Fight?" Shao Khan asked as soccer hooligans began a fist fight
behind him.
Misato took in a deep breath as Ryouga lunged.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!"
Ryouga found himself flying backwards out of the ring.
"WHOOO!!!" Misato cheered.
"Her special attack." Asuka began.
"Yes." Shinji replied.
"Is an incredibly loud belch." Asuka finished.
"Yes." Ritsuko answered.
"And SHE'S OUR BEST FIGHTER?!" Asuka asked.
"Yes." Shinji and Ritsuko answered in unison.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
Xiao Mao and Musashi exchanged glances.
"Oh-kay, let's speed this up. THE FINAL MATCH!" Musashi yelled.
"Gourry Gabriev versus Kasuga no Kage." Xiao Mao declared.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"Karma Chameleon" by the Culture Club began playing as Gourry
Gabriev, Sylphiel and Lina Inverse walked down to the ring. Gourry leapt
into the ring and he began waiting for his opponent.
As the Phantom of the Opera's "Music of the Night" began playing,
Kasuga no Kage appeared in the middle of the ring, startling Gourry. He
drew his bo and bowed to Gourry before twirling the bo in an intricate
pattern while staring balefully at the Gabriev. Kasuga would not get caught
off-guard again. He had done enough underestimating to last a lifetime.
"Hey, Lina. He did that Xelloss thing too." Gourry commented.
"What Xelloss thing?" Lina asked.
"FIGHT!" Shao Khan roared, as his cage was knocked over, forcing him
to fight the soccer hooligans. He wasn't doing too well. Robo sighed. He
was getting sick of this.
"You know, popping in when you least expect it." Gourry said.
"No, I think you're thinking of Zelgadis or Prince Philonel.
Xelloss's thing is that stupid line 'Sore wa himitsu desu' or whatever."
Lina answered.
"Gourry-sama..." Sylphiel began.
"One moment, Sylphiel. But, who has that 'popping-in' trick?"
Gourry asked.
"I don't know. Maybe that TharzZzDunN fellow. Who knows?" Lina
asked.
"Right." Gourry said, before turning around.
Kasuga struck his shiatsu sleep point. Gourry fell asleep.
"I tried to warn him." Sylphiel said, sighing.
****** ****** ****** ****** ******
"YES!" Musashi and Xiao Mao said, high-fiving each other.
"WE DID IT!" Musashi cheered.
"WE'RE DA BEST ANNOUNCUHS EVUH!" Xiao Mao declared.
A-kun and Bombadil, ragged and looked as though they had just
battled seventy-two Growlithes and/or Pikachus, walked in. C-chan walked in
looking about the same as she had when she left. Except for the fact that
she was drenched with water.
"What happened to you?" Kojiro asked, waking up again.
"We accidentally stumbled into a room full of angry Growlithes and
Pikachus. We had to beat 'em up cause they wouldn't stop attacking us."
A-kun said.
"Well, THEY stumbled into that room. _I_ got stuck in a shark pit.
Do you know how hard it is to shoot something underwater?" C-chan asked.
(The shark pit was an experiment by TharzZzDunN. He wanted to see
how well sharks would do against killer sea-bass.)
"I haven't tried lately." Xiao Mao answered.
"Anyway, when we got to the bathrooms, it turned out that we were
just around the corner, so we spent the last few minutes smacking boards
against our foreheads." Bombadil finished.
"Uuuuuhhhm, right." Musashi said, sweatdropping.
"PSSST, Bombadil. Did you CAPTURE those Pokemon you beat up?"
Kojiro asked.
"Are you kidding, that was the only way we could beat them. My
lightning spells were no good against the Pikachus and Bombadil could only
summon empty Pokeballs for some reason." A-kun answered, sitting down in the
comfortable announcers chair.
"And did you BRING those Pokemon here?" Musashi asked, her eyes
a'twinkle.
"They're right outside that door." A-kun said, motioning to the
door.
Kojiro and Musashi grinned to each other.
"But, y'know... it'd be a terrible waste if those Pokemon were to
fall into the hands of those LOSERS at Team Rocket HQ. After all, with that
many, you could make a killing just selling them. Growlithes are favorites
as pets and Pikachu are wanted at Power Plants and Hospitals as back-up
power supplies." A-kun said.
"Hmmmm, he's right. Maybe we should consider dumping those losers
at Team Rocket and starting our OWN Pokemon gang. After all, the boss only
sits on his butt all day, scarfing down Twinkies and Ho-Hos and petting that
damn Persian that wets on our shoes everytime we visit." Kojiro said,
nodding.
"Hmmmmm. We'll have ta t'ink about dis." Xiao Mao said.
With that, Bombadil, Musashi, Kojiro and Xiao Mao left, the latter
three thinking/day-dreaming thoughts of starting their own gang where they
wouldn't get pushed around. Of course, they stop
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