Here's a little fanfiction I cooked up. Tell me if ya like it ^_^
It's hilarious. Simply hilarious. Making fun of all those faults in
characters is usually boring, but this is funny.
heh heh, thanks.
Yep, this was a funny one. ^_^ I can see other Pokemon as the rest of the
cast.
Ash: Pikachu, as already done.
Misty: Horsea, or Staryu, but I kinda got an impression of Gary from your
Staryu.
Brock: Geodude or Onix.
Jenny: Growlithe
Joy: Chansey(what else?)
I can see it already...
(Pikachu runs into the Pokemon Center, carrying an injured Ash)
Pikachu: Pika! Pikapi, Pikapikachu!
Chansey: Chansey! Chan, Sey! (two Joys come in and put Pikachu's Ash on a
stretcher an wheel it into the ER.)
Then Team Rocket (Koffing and Ekans, with a young Giovanni) show up and try
to steal Pikachu's Ash while it's weakened, but Officer Growlithe arrives,
and TR. splits before they're arrested.... I'd better stop before I start
giving you Ideas. i'd hate tosee the episode, "The Battling Mikey
Brothers."
"Puh-please, don't hurt meee," the James immediately shouted in a high
pitched voice at the Jessie. "Pleee-a-eassse!"
James/Kojirou doesn't have a "Cross-dress" attack? I'm surprised.
Hmmm. Well yeah, he certainly would have that one. But I doubt it would
work
on Jessie since she's so used to it ^_^
Besides, Jessie has that attack herself, like how Transform is useless in a
Mew Vs. Mew match.
The Jessie ran over to the paralysed James and scratched it on the
face
with its long nails. The James fell over and fainted.
Musashi/Jessie doesn't have a sledgehammer? Dang.
I knew I forgot something! Well if I ever make that Ranma version, I'll
make
sure I have Akane with her trusty mallet ^_^ ^_^
Ranma: Akane, I choose you! Mallet Swing now!
(Sounds of hammers smashing and bones breaking)
Ranma (groaning): I meant on that other pokemon, not me, you uncute Tomboy
pokemon!
(More sounds of hammers smashing and bones breaking)
Actually, Jessie would have a Harisen(That really big paper fan. Seen in
Smash Bros.) Attack.
Steam began to pour out of the Misty's ears and its eyes glowed red as
the Brock still refused her. It didn't like the Brock pokemon either
but
its feelings of vanity were hurt.
Yes, she does seem to be a little too "talented" for her age, doesn't
she?
My guess is that Nintendo of America is changing the ages to appeal to
the
kiddie audience. After all, the official website says that the Rocket
Gang
idiots are 12. I'd put them around their early 20s, and Kasumi/Misty at
12.
Yeah, I always thought Misty was 12. But you know she was in a 2 piece
bikini once in that "samurai" episode where Ash and that samurai guy were
fighting Metapod VS Metapod (Harden! Match up with Harden! LOL).
In the Manga, Misty's age is definitely stated as 12.
"You wrecked my bike!" the Misty shouted at the Ash.
Yup. Still ranting about the bike. And from the synopses of the
Japanese
episodes, Satoshi/Ash still hasn't given it to her, even after 100+
episodes.
It's one of those on-going jokes I guess. I still find it funny though, heh
<snip complaints about Butch's terrible voice>
The guy who hired him, or the actor? Seriously now, shooting him (or it)
isn't going to help. Shooting people just makes things worse. What
should
be
done, though, is to grab both of them, make a zillion little tiny cuts
on
their bodies, and tie them to the beach, while waiting for the water
level
to rise. Salt water is painful. And I thought Kooan/Catsy got a bad dub
job...
Make those cuts, paper-cuts, and you got a deal!
Butch's voice reminds me of that guy from Independence Day, the guy whose
last words were: "Oh, crap." right before a truck hit him because he was so
busy telling his mother/doctor/maid/postman to get out, while not leaving
his damn self.
Of course, then I get images of Butch being hit by the ID4 Destroyer's gun,
and I fell all warm and squishy inside.
Now when are you gonna make the movies: Ash's Vacation, and Sabrina Strikes
Back?
SAMAS
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