--- Mark Page <darkdayforanime@HOTMAIL.COM> wrote:

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The Fanfic Formerly Known As....
by DaRk DaY fOr AnImE

Part Thirtyfour - The Rock

STARRING: Sean Connery
 

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Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    Haruka, dear.

Haruka:     What is it, my love?

Michiru:    Can you move the sun a bit to the left. 
It's gleaming
            off that building over there in an
irritating manner.

Haruka:   I would, love, but I am too relaxed at the moment. Here, does
this help?

    Haruka sends a long distance Earth Shaking and crumbles the
building

Michiru:   Thank you, dear. 

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     What are we here for, again?

Michiru:    We're waiting for Setsuna.

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     I thought she was away, psychoanalysing
DDFA.

Michiru:    Only in her spare time.

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     She can CREATE her own spare time.  What
the hell are
            we still waiting for her, for?

Michiru:    Because it's our job.  In this fic,
anyway.

Haruka: Wanna quit?
 

Michiru points over to a burning building.


Haruka:     Nah....  Would be better for marinated
meats.

Michiru:    Hmm....  Might be good for smoking
fish....  It's a slow
            burn.

Haruka:     Well, the fire department keeps spraying
water on it.

Michiru:    Must be because of all the people
inside, or something
            like that.

What, are they going to torture those poor Jusenkyo victims AGAIN? =) 

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     Shouldn't we be playing the hero role
about now and save
            them all?

Michiru:    Honestly, Haruka!  It's none of our
concern.  It's not a
            part of our master plan.

Haruka:     Hmm.

Michiru:    And besides, we're too cool to be going
round, saving
            stupid people who wander into burning
buildings.

Hey, it isn't Ryoga's fault he got lost!
 

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     I wonder what has happened to the other
pair.

Michiru:    Hmm?

Haruka:     You know....  The pair we replaced.

The Dirty pair?? =)

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     .....

.......

Michiru:    Haruka....

Haruka:     Yes dear?

Michiru:    Have you ever slept with the Princess?

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     .....

Michiru:    .....

......

Haruka:     Yes.

Michiru:    You WHAT?

Haruka:     Well....  I DID sleep with her mother.

Michiru:    .....

Haruka:     Both of them, past and present.

Were you playing with Pluto's staff again...

Michiru:    Yes, dears.  Where did you think you >    were.

pnct. were?

Marian:     Oh goodness....  How DID we ever end up > in Tokyo?

Miranda: Hey, you decided to ask that boy in the bandanna for
directions...



Sorry for any grief. This is a well written piece, and I thoroughly
enjoyed reading it. Remember, this is all in good fun. And do watch out
for those blue monkeys...

-Shadra   sjholstein@yahoo.com 
          shadrad@hotmail.com

===
"The Blue Monkey of East Chapel Hill High School"

"Mind over matter, but I have no mind, so it doesn't matter... nevermind." -someone else
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