Sorry C-Dogg ^_~

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Literal Pokejoint
By Ace
(A Parody of C-Dogg's "Pokejoint")
Disclaimer: Nah I don't own Pokemon
(Although I wish I had a Pikachu ^_^)
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Ash grunted as he bent over and continued pulling at something. "Ugh!
C'mon you! Stop struggling! Misty and Brock will be back any second!"

Then he sat back and sighed. "Ah finally!" He took out a lighter and a
small piece of paper and laid the leaves inside. Then he rolled it and
licked it shut. Looking around for any that might be watching, but
finding no one, he sat back and lit the joint.

He took a drag. "Ah this is great ..."


<><><>


"Ash!" Misty shouted. "You said you'd wait for me!"

"Sorry," Ash slowly said. "Here I'll make you some." He began struggling
again. "Hold still," he grunted under his breath.

"Good," Misty said.


<><><>


"Are you two crazy?" Brock yelled, trying to glare at them, but failing.
Damn he hated his eyes sometimes.

"Hey, give that back!" Misty yelled.

Ash looked at him. "Why don't you try it for yourself?"

He did. "This is GOOD," he breathed. He handed the joint back to Misty.
"Can you make me a stick, Ash?"

"Sorry, no can do, pal," Ash said, as he inhaled again. He pointed at the
pile of dead Oddish, their onion like bodies bare with all their leaves
pulled out. "We'll have to go catch some more Oddish!"

^_~

--- End

And no, I don't smoke it either ^_^;;

Oh, C-Dogg I found one slight error:

   "That better not be what I think it is!" Brock leaned down and picked

up a joint.  He smacked Misty and Brock in their respective heads to wake
them up.

He smacked himself on the head? What a masochist ^_^;;

Anyway it was quite an amusing fic. lol

Later,

Ace Sanchez
Email: jsa@fl.net.au
WWW: http://jsa.users.fl.net.au