Subject: [FFML] [DBZ][Song Parody]Flying Saiyajin Man
From: Bigc123485@aol.com
Date: 6/15/1999, 3:25 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Flying Saiyajin Man
parody of Flying Purple People Eater
original song lyrics and music by Sheb Wooley
parody lyrics by C-Dogg

To owners of original song:
Please don't sue me. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer.

This story is based on the arrival of Radditz. It is sung first by the 
Farmer, Piccolo, and, the very last line, Radditz. The one green eye refers 
to Radditz' scouter.

Farmer:
Well I saw something comin' out of the sky.
It had a long monkey tail and one green eye.
My legs were shaking and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a Saiyajin man to me.

It was a green-eye, mokey-tailed flying Saiyajin man.
(green-eye, monkey-tailed flying Saiyajin man)
A green-eye, mokey-tailed flying Saiyajin man,
Sure looks strange to me. (a green eye?)

I drove to where he landed and fired a shot.
He stuck out his hand and the bullet was caught.
Before he blew off, he blew up jeep.
If I wasn't wearin overalls I woulda s#!t in a heap.

It was a green-eye, mokey-tailed flying Saiyajin man.
(green-eye, mokey-tailed flying Saiyajin man)
A green-eye, mokey-tailed flying Saiyajin man,
Sure looks strange to me. (monkey tail?)

Piccolo:
I said "Hey, Saiyajin man, whats your line?"
He said "I'm a mercenary and it sure is fine.
But that's not the reason I came to land."
"Oh?"
"I'm looking for my brother named Kakarroto."

It was a green-eye, mokey-tailed flying Saiyajin man.
Out of control, on a roll green-eye, flying Saiyajin man
(he wore short shorts) Flyin Saiyajin man
Sure looks strange to me.

This guy was evil and I could tell
So I tried to blow the monkey straight to Hell
I blasted the Saiyajin with my ki
And the rest, as they say, is history.

<sax solo>

I'll kill ya!

<end song>