Animerica did a contest like that, and the winning entry 
selected Keiichi as the cleric.  Remember the clerics powers come from 
being able to ask for divine intervention and being sure of recieving 
it.

  Yes, but this is Keiichi, after all.

*****

  The band of (heroes?) has encountered some form of monster in a 
generic fantasy landscape.  Everyone gets prepared to fight.

  Tenchi (sword guy) looks over to Keiichi (cleric guy).  "Hey,
we need some heal spells ready!"

  Keiichi, in response begins uprooting bushes and overturning rocks.
The rest of the party and even the monsters look on in puzzlement.

  "Keiichi, what the hell are you doing?"

  "Looking for a telephone!  It worked last time!"

  ... 

*****


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Jason McClaskey
RyoSoft
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'For an author, to write is to live, 
and to be silent is to die in vain...'