Oh MY! Makes me glad that I'm going to be movign inland in a couple of
months. Seriously, though, Whoever said that Gendo was Yui's FIRST husband?
That'd be an interesting take on events:
[on a ship in the south atlantic]
Fuyutsuki: Hello, Rokabungi Gendou.
Ikari: Excuse me, but I have changed my surname. [hands Fuyutsuki a card]
Fuyutsuki: [reading card] _Ikari_ Gendou?! What the hell? How could you have
married Yui -- she's MY wife!
Gendou: Well, you were gone for so long. Anyway, I hear polygamy is coming
back into style...
Fuyutsuki: I'll kill you! [begins strangling Gendou]
Gendou: Choke! Sputter! [dies]
and there was much rejoicing...
Chris Burke