Anime Death Tournament Interlude (between Rounds 3 and 4)
        Running For One's Health
        By Huh?

        Dewin and Daniel ran.  They ran like they had never run before.  
Kamui, Seratia, Shinomori and Sakurazuka were chasing them, quite angry.  In 
front of them, Ken Masters was running towards them.  Ken leapt over Dewin 
and Daniel and fired a Hadoken to clear the four pursuers out of the way.  
Dewin and Daniel ran for the arcade, now free of harrassment.
        Ken skidded to a halt as he rounded the corner.  He had to find a 
place to hide where Akuma would never look for him.  He saw his salvation.  
He leapt for it.
        Akuma caught sight of Ken's red uniform as it disappeared into a 
room.  He stormed forth to crush the annoying fool, ignoring the sign.  He 
stepped into the room and stopped instantly.  His eyes widened in terror.
        Ken was there, but he was doing the one thing that terrified Akuma.  
The act was something that had traumatized Akuma for life.  Ken Masters, ten 
guys, an aquatransexual, and twenty-six women were...
        Quilting.
        Akuma screamed in terror and fled, running for his dear life.  Ken 
finished quilting a fist doing the flaming Shoryuken before thanking 
everyone for letting him join in and leaving.
        A-kun passed by Ken and skidded to a halt.  He never expected HER to 
come to a place like this.  But she was here and she was annoying him like 
always.  He hated having to run, but it was the only way he could avoid 
having her ruin his reputation.
        "BROTHER DEAR!!" came the exhuasted yell.
        A-kun took to the air, flying as fast as he could.  A-chan panted as 
she slowed to a stop.  A-kun had indeed been training a lot.  He was a lot 
faster than her and was now flying away.  She sat in a nearby seat, panting 
and wheezing.
        "Are you okay?" Skyler Sands asked, having recovered earlier than 
they expected.
        A-chan looked up and gasped.  Skyler blinked as he found himself 
surrounded by imaginary hearts, bubbles, flowers and a soft pink background. 
  He began backing off, knowing this meant trouble.  Before he could turn 
and run, A-chan tackled him.
        "All right, you hot and sexy hunk.  What's your name?" A-chan asked, 
purring into Skyler's ears.
        "Uh, Sk-skyler Sands." Skyler answered.
        "Mmmmm.... where the hell is part 4 of Ma Viet Roses?" A-chan 
purred.
        Skyler was about to say something when A-kun dove and tackled A-chan 
off of him.  He threw her into a porn theater, grabbed Skyler and flew for 
dear life.
        "GAAWK!" Skyler protested.
        "Oh, sorry, Skyler." A-kun replied, adjusting his grip on Skyler's 
school uniform so he was holding onto the shoulders.
        "Thanks for the save, though." Skyler answered.
        "My sister tends to get out of hand." A-kun said, as the theater 
that A-chan had been tossed into was suddenly emptied of it's occupants as 
they ran out screaming in terror.
        "WAAAAIT!  I ONLY WANT TO DO IT A FEW HUNDRED TIIIIMES!" A-chan 
yelled.
        Skyler's right eye twitched.
        "A-kun?" Skyler asked.
        "Yeah?"
        "Thanks a million."
        "No problem.   She tends to scare off a lot of people." A-kun 
replied.
        "So, what's going on?" Skyler asked.
        "Huh?" A-kun inquired.
        "What?" asked the bishonen male from the ceiling above the duo.
        "Can you answer Skyler's question?" A-kun asked.
        "Sorry.  It's just an interlude.  I can't make up too much stuff or 
C-chan or ?????'ll kill me." Huh? answered.
        "Ah." A-kun replied.

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        Truthfully, A-kun's real life sister isn't like that.  We just tease 
her because she tried to hit on me and TharzZzDunN.  With me, it was less 
than effective because I don't like girls in that way.  And TharzZzDunN just 
thinks of her as a little sister and sometimes a potato.
        Sorry about the slightly repetitive line of 'skidded to a halt', but 
this was one of my first attempts at humor.

        Huh?


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