On Fri, 11 Jun 1999, Jason Liao wrote:

                     Gene Therapy for the Bald
                     Reuters 

[snip]

                     So far, they have only been able to turn
                     hair blue. But they say the idea could
                     someday be applied to growing hair. 

I wanted to be the first to suggest it.  A spamfic where an otherwise bald
character (Let's say Genma, for example) grows a new head of hair.  The
only problem being, they can only get blue hair to grow.  :)