I _really_ shouldn't post this; I already have enough stuff to work
on.  But I just can't resist.  Seemed an obvious enough concept
to me, but I haven't seen anyone else do this.



Once upon a time, there was a little okonomiyaki chef, who was
very sad, for her mother had died.  Before this okonomiyaki chef
appeared a traveling martial artist, dressed in a white gi.  The
martial artist enveloped the okonomiyaki chef in a great bear hug,
and wiped away her tears.

"Yo!  Ucchan!  Whatcha cryin' for?  Cut it out, why dont'cha?"

The little okonomiyaki chef and the handsome martial artist had a
wonderful time together, and the martial artist's father engaged
the martial artist to the okonomiyaki chef.  

This was all well and good, but so impressed was the okonomiyaki
chef by the martial artist, that she decided to become a great
martial artist herself.

But was this really such a good idea?

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* Revolutionary Girl Ukyou 1:  The Rose-haired Girl
      28 May 1999
*         by HK Miller

* A Ranma 1/2 - Revolutionary Girl Utena fusion fanfic

* Ranma 1/2 copyright Takahashi Rumiko and licensees.
  Revolutionary Girl Utena copyright ????
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"It's late...  How much longer should I have to wait?  I'm not
going to be late for the beginning of the new term!"

"Akane!  What are you doing?"

"I'm waiting for my boyfriend!"

"Guess you got dumped, then.  Your 'boyfriend' left for school
earlier this morning."

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"Kuonji Ukyou-san!  Do you plan to keep on wearing those strange
clothes this semester?"

"All the boys are dressed like I am"

"You are a girl!  Why do you keep on wearing a boy's uniform?"

"There's no rule here that says a girl can't wear a boy's
uniform, so there's no problem."

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"What's going on over there?  A lovers' quarrel?"

Below, Kuno slaps the short, red-haired girl across the
cheek.  She immediately bounds to her feet, shouting.

"WHAT'D YA DO THAT FOR?"

"Ahh... that's Himemiya Ranko.  All she does is take care of
the roses.  She's so weird," Akane said.  "People call her
the rose-haired girl because of the color of her hair."

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THE END (for now..).