Ranma tried to scramble away, but a surge of water come out of
nowhere are soaked the now-girl.  "I'm NOT going to be a Sailor Scout!"

    The blonde's eyes started glistening.  Akane easily recognized the
signs of mounting tears.  "But why no-ot?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*HAAAAAAAAH!

Now THIS, kids, is a great example of satire.

Good one, MacD, good one :)

-rod m