The Ranma Revolution:
An Idiotic X-Over Spamfic

By: Dreiser


EPISODE TWO: The Plot? Where?


SCENE: A very cluttered control room that is very... cluttered. The 
Goddess Urd sits in a spinny chair and has a smug expression on her 
features. Next to her is Katsuragi Misato sitting in a spinny chair of her 
own. She just looks hung over.

URD: (Claps her hands.) I'm so pleased to be working on this project! 
Now I finally have a chance to meddle with everyone in the anime 
multiverse! And it's all approved!
MISATO: (Dully.) You don't get to meddle with the Ranma cast. 
They're banned from this fic.
URD: (Shrugs.) I've already screwed up their lives millions of times. It 
gets boring after awhile.

(While Urd laughs evilly Misato stares at her dully.)

MISATO: (Slowly.) Right...
URD: (Looks at her.) And why did you take this job?

(There is a long pause of utter silence as Misato forms a contemplative 
expression.)

MISATO: (Blinks.) I don't know but I'm sure I was drunk when I 
accepted.
URD: (Grins.) Oh, it's going to be lots of fun working with you. (She 
turns to the huge panel of televisions that are set up before them.) Lets 
set up the opening scene. I know that our cast must be anxious to get 
started!

(As Urd goes into an evil chuckle Misato gives her a blank stare.)

MISATO: (Warily.) Right...

SCENE: Some random street. Kris Kristopher stands next to Shayla 
Shayla and Nuku Nuku. They look confused.

KRIS: (Blinks.) Why are we here again?
SHAYLA: (Sits on the ground and pulls out a deck of cards.) I'm sure 
I don't know. The only reason I'm here is it gets me out of El Hazard 
for awhile. I'm sick of seeing turbans.
KRIS: (Looks around the random street.) But where is here?

(Nuku chases after a car that drives past and Kris watches her.) 

KRIS: (Worried.) Is that safe? Should she be doing that?
SHAYLA: (Plays paton.) She's an android with a cat brain. She'll be 
fine. Let her chase cars.
KRIS: (Thinks.) A cat brain? But don't dogs chase cars?
SHAYLA: (Shrugs and plays paton.) It's a dumb cat brain.
KRIS: (Wisely.) Ah...

(There is a moment of pause before Kris sits next to Shayla on the 
sidewalk.)

KRIS: (Studies the paton cards.) How do you play?
SHAYLA: (Gets an evil grin.) Well...

SCENE: A very cluttered control room that is very... cluttered. The 
Goddess Urd sits in a spinny chair and next to her is Katsuragi Misato 
who sits in a spinny chair of her own. Urd looks delighted while 
Misato appears confused.

MISATO: (Drinks her coffee.) Is this going anywhere?
URD: (Looks to Misato.) What do you mean?
MISATO: (Drinks her coffee.) This is sort of boring.
URD: (Offended.) What do you mean boring? I cast these three 
myself! How is this boring?
MISATO: (Studies the screen.) First off nothing is happening. Well, 
now Shayla is scamming Kris out of some money but other than that 
nothing. What's the point?
URD: (Blinks.) You mean you don't understand the joke?
MISATO: (Looks at Urd.) What joke?
URD: (Eyes widen.) You don't understand it at all! And I thought I 
had made it so simple too!
MISATO: (Irate.) What joke?!
URD: (Smugly.) For this scene I've cast Kris Kristopher, Shayla 
Shayla, and Nuku Nuku.
MISATO: (Blinks. Slowly.) So?
URD: (Explodes.) What do you mean so?! Their names are repetitive! 
Just say them out loud and it sounds funny. Kris Kristopher, Shayla 
Shayla, and Nuku Nuku!
MISATO: (Groans.) I can't believe I'm working with you.
URD: (Grumbles.) It's comedic genius I tell you.

SCENE: Some random street. Kris Kristopher sits next to Shayla 
Shayla and Nuku Nuku. They're playing paton. Shayla is staring at 
Nuku in disbelief.

NUKU: (Happily.) Nuku Nuku win again! (She gathers up the large 
pile of money and jumps to her feet.) Nuku Nuku use Shayla's money 
to buy more catnip!

(Shayla dimly watches Nuku run off as Kris snickers.)

KRIS: (Smirks.) Dumb cat brain, huh?
SHAYLA: (Irate.) Since when do cats know how to gamble?! This is 
a fix I tell you! A fix!

(As Shayla continues to rant about it being a fix the scene fades to 
black.)

To be continued...

All characters in this spamfiction are from various anime series that I'll 
list in order below. This is a nonsensical out of character piece of tripe 
that I wrote when extremely bored. I felt drawn by some unexplained 
force to write another dumb spamfic series and this is it. Hopefully this 
project will help get the need out of my system. Please don't take this 
stinky poo seriously. It's just for fun.

Send comments to: Dreiser1@ix.netcom.com

Not-so thrilling trailer line: What will happen next time?! Will Misato 
sober up?! Will Urd keep making scenes with bad jokes in them?! 
How does Nuku know how to gamble?! And will Shayla win her 
money back?!

CAST AND CREDITS:

Urd... Oh My Goddess!
Katsuragi Misato... Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Kris Kristopher... Battle Athletes.
Shayla Shayla... El Hazard.
Nuku Nuku... All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. 

Chat with me on ICQ! My ICQ # is: 37674780

Thanks to Red Death all my fanfics are archived at:
http://www.lvdi.net/~reddeath/dreiser.htm