The Question
A Lain Spoof
by DDFA


Scene:  Lain and her sister, Mika, sitting at the kitchen table,
        practicing for the World Stare-Out championships.  Mika much
        to Lain's surprise, moves.


Mika:   Lain....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   Hai?

Mika:   I want to ask you something.

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   Nani?

Mika:   Do you hear wires humming?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   See red spots in the shadows?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Hear mixed up and distorted voices on the train?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   See people standing around, staring at you?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Witness phantoms with constantly changing faces?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Receive emails from dead girls?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Have steam rising from your fingers?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Have trouble focusing on the blackboard at school?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   See wires bleeding?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Have a closer relationship with your bear suit than you do 
        with your family?

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   No.

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   Nani?

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Just thought I should ask.

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   Aren't you supposed to hate me?

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Forgot.

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   Bitch.

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....

Lain:   ....

Mika:   ....


THE END!  ^_^


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VERSION 1.0 - Friday, 28th May 1999