Subject: [FFML] [Ranma1/2][Spamfic]
From: "Orlando Pedrajas" <pedrajas@fuse.net>
Date: 5/26/1999, 4:14 PM
To: "Ffml@Fanfic. Com" <ffml@fanfic.com>

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters nor do I claim to.

This is just an idea that came to me after a friend a work told me a joke,
which immediately had me thinking of how Genma dumped his previous
girlfriend to marry Nodoka because her family was richer. It only took about
5 minutes to right.

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"Nodoka... Nodoka-chan, wake up," said a soft voice, waking Nodoka from her
peaceful slumber.

  She opened her eyes tentatively, her vision focusing on the handsome face
of one Genma Saotome, her husband, now and forever. It had only been a week
since they were married and like all newly weds, they'd been going at it
like jack rabbits. Why just last night, Genma gave her a performance she
would never forget.

  Nodoka was in heaven, and she knew that things would only get better. How
could things possibly go wrong with such a loving and caring -- perhaps
perfect husband? "What is it, Genma-chan?" she asked sweetly, blinking her
eyes into focus. "You can't possibly want more. Not after last night."

  Genma looked down at his wife with a smirk that would be identical to his
future son, "No, it's not that, Nodoka-chan. You've got to get up and get
dressed."

  "Oh, why is that?" Nodoka asked confused.

  "Well, you see, I just won the lottery! So you've got to get dressed so
you can pack." Genma said, excitedly.

  "Oh! That's wonderful news, Genma-chan!" It wasn't like they needed any
money though. Her parents were extremely wealthy, and they had given her a
very generous trust fund. But from the smile on her husband's face, he
seemed very happy. "Should I pack for warm or cold climate? Where are we
going anyway?"

  Genma's expression became contemplative. "Actually, I don't really care,"
she said in a light tone. "so long as you're out of here by noon..."

  There was a long moment of silence. Followed by a piercing yell of "GENMA
NO BAKA!" and the cries of a man in extreme pain.

----


Ja'

Orlando

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