Opening Notes:

	On Sunday, May 23rd, Owen Hart, a great Canadian wrestler known by
many names, King of Harts, The Blue Blazer, and even "Nugget", died in an
accident during a pay-per-view event, Over the Edge.
	He fell from above the ring when he was doing a stunt that involved
him leaping down and stopping a bit above the ring with a safety cord holding
him. But the cord wasn't attached when he jumped, and so he fell and hit his
head on the steel turnbuckle.
	He died afterwards as they were rushing him to the hospital.

	Owen Hart was one of my favorite WWF Superstars, up to this day I
would raise my arms in the air and shout out "Wooo!" whenever Owen did the
same, or made a amazing move on his opponent.
	In the glory days of the SCG (Sect of the Chinese Goddess), I would
always begin every ad for SCG membership with one of Owen's best phrases;
"Enough is enough, and it's time for a change!"
	And when my brother came to me and said "Peter, you won't believe it.
Owen Hart is dead.", just 2 hours after Over the Edge was supposed to finish,
those words hit me like a ton of bricks and I was completely stunned.

	And as last night's tribute to Owen on RAW still leaves me stunned
and sympathetic for his family, I decided that I should do something to honor
him.
	This jokefic/humorous retaliation fic wasn't meant to be done so
soon, I kind of wanted to release it with Episode 3 of RPML-2025, you know,
to give something else for Willmore and co. to get hyped up about (^_-). And
it's all really just my own personal joke about the R2096/RPML-2025
rivalry/non-rivalry (it all depends on how you look at it ^_^). And since
Seth and Annie are a form of chaos in RPML-2025 (actualy when ep4 comes
you'll see just how true that is), it seemed only logical to pit them
against Willmore's own form of chaos, Sicky and Licky. And so the idea was
supposed to wait originally.
	But I decided that as Owen's friends and co-workers dedicated their
matches to him last night. So would I.

	Well then Mr. Hart... This match is for you.


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The Ultimate Match-up: Seth & Annie vs. Sicarii & Autolyca

A Jokefic by "Petes-kun"

Disclaimer: Seth and Annie are the property of Peter
Detenbeck. Sicarii and Autolyca are the property of Chris
Willmore. And The WWF is the property of Titan Sports.
Anyone else mentioned yet not listed here are just knocked
out as that this disclaimer is getting to be big... ^_^
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Jim Ross: We now return to RAW with a hardcore tag team match between Seth
and Annie Kunn, and those elements of chaos, Sicarii and Autolyca.

Jerry "the King": *lecherous whoop* Ha ha! Puppies times 3! ^_^

Jim Ross: *sweatdrop* Have you bothered looking at "Sicky and Licky"?

Jerry "the King": What do you mea--

"Oh? You didn't f#ckin' know?"

*The New Age Outlaws' music comes on as Seth and Annie, dressed as DX members,
come down the isle. Seth is intro'ing them with a mic' as they walk down*

Seth: Your goddamn ass better caaaaaaaallllllll some-fuckin'-body!

Annie: *stops, turns around and points at her shorts, which say "Ms Ass"*

Seth: Yer damn right! We're lean, we're mean, we're the K, U, double Ns!

*Seth and Annie hop into the ring*

Seth: Cut the music!

*the music fades and stops*

Seth: Lemme give it to _them_, one time, DAWGIE STYLE! Ladies and gentlemen,
boy and girls, children of all ages, Kanri productions is proud to bring to
you its fanfic champions of the wooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrlllllld!
The junkyard dog Seth, the bad ass Annie Kunn, the new age characters!

Annie: *tosses aside her cigarette and takes the mic'* And if you're not down
with the _fact_ that Petey does this stuff for fun, well we got two words for
ya'... SUCK IT!

*Seth DX chops and then salutes the audience with his middle fingers*

Jim Ross: Well now all we need is The Elements of Chaos...

*The Brood's music starts*

Jerry "the King": And here they are!

*The lights in the arena go out as a circle of fire lights on the stage,
Sicarii and Skeride, dressed in white "goth shirts" and black tights, and
Autolyca wearing a large black leather trenchcoat, come up on a trapdoor
that's raising in the middle of the fire ring. Sicarii has a big grin on her
face, bearing her "fangs" to anyone that can see her clearly, while Autolyca
and Skeride only have dark menacing looks that seem aimed at Seth and Annie
as they match down the isle. Autolyca stands on top of the turnbuckle as
Sicarii and Skeride stand on the stairs. Sicarii brings up a golden chalice
she was carrying with herself, drinks its contents, and then spits it back
over the crowd and walks into the ring as the lights go back on.*

Jim Ross: And here we go.

*Sicarii starts beating on Seth with her fists and attempts to throw him at
the ropes, but Seth easily reverse it. As "Sicky" comes bouncing back, Seth
punches her in the face a few times, dances on the spot for a little bit as
she stands there slightly stunned, and then smashes his fore arm into her
face, bringing her down. Seth jogs at the ropes, bounces back and stops, does
yet another dance and then performs an elbow drop.*

Jim Ross: Shake, Rattle and Roll, done on Sicarii by Seth.

Jerry "the King": I gotta say one thing about The Elements, they may have
great agility and speed, but they sure don't have endurance or strength like
Seth and Annie.

Jim Ross: For one of the few times in our friendship, I have to agree with
you King.

Jerry "the King": Thank you. ^_^

*Seth begins to pin Sicarii, but Skeride grabs him by the leg, from outside
the ring, and yanks him off of her.*

Jim Ross: Foul play by Skeride.

Crowd: NUTKIN! NUTKIN! NUTKIN!

Skeride: *looks ticked* I'm not a Nutkin!

*Sicarii gets up and tags Autolyca, and at the same time Seth tags in Annie.*

Jim Ross: What a slobber knocker this match is!

Jerry "the King": Ha ha! Puppy fight! ^o^

Jim Ross: *sweatdrop and sigh* -_-;;

*"Licky" and Annie go into a grapple, which "Licky" wins and suplexes Annie.
Autlyca tries to pin Annie, but she kicks out before there is even a 2
count. Annie then grabs Autolyca by the arm and throws her at the ropes,
"Licky" bounces back, but before Annie can closeline her, Autolyca drop kicks
her in the chest.*

Jerry "the King": Puppies... ^_H

Jim Rose: Why don't you just go and sit at the Spanish annoucers' desk? -_-

*Annie gets up, only to have Autolyca put her in a headlock. "Licky" keeps
her hold on Annie so strong that eventually Annie's arms go limp. The ref'
lifts Annie's arm up once, it falls down, a second time, it falls down
again. The ref' then lifts Annie's arm a third time for the final check to
see if Autolyca wins by KO, but as he lets go, Annie's arm stops midway,
tenses up and begins to raise up, her other arm immediately follows.*

Jim Ross: Looks like you definitely are right King, Annie is still conscious.

*Annie then elbows Autolyca in the stomach and escapes from her hold. Annie
proceeds to punch Autolyca a few times in the side of the head and throws her
at the turnbuckle, back first. After hitting it, "Licky" is laying against
the ring post. A crafty smile spreads across Annie's face and she DX chops 3
times.*

Jim Ross: You know what this means King!

Jerry "the King": Puppies...

Jim Ross: *whap whap* Snap out of it King!

Jerry "the King: Sorry. ^_^;;

*Annie runs straight at the immobile Autolyca, leaps, and lands on her chest
and bounces roughly up and down on her.*

Jerry "the King": Bronco Buster!

Jim Ross: It's all over for "Licky"!

*Suddenly the lights go out, and when they go back on, Chris Willmore, dressed
in black robes with black and yellow tiger stripe lining, is standing in the
ring, looking as creepy as any Physics student can (^_-)*

Jerry "the King": What the--? O_O

Jim Ross: Willmore isn't even supposed to be here tonight, what is going on?!

*Willmore grabs Annie by the neck, lifts her high above himself, and then
chokeslams her out of the ring and against the wooden barricade. Meanwhile
the 3 Elements of Chaos grab Seth and start pounding on him, once again the
lights go out and when they again come back on, Seth is laying beaten up, in
a pool of "blood"*

Jim Ross: Seth's been bloodbathed! O_O

Jerry "the King": Don't forget Annie just got bashed worse than a guy in NYC
on a bender...

Jim Ross: Oh yeah. :p

*Various Ranma2096 (and some CS) writers run down the isle dressed as members
of the Corporate Ministry (and yes, for all you guys wondering about
"CASKET-girl", Kun-chan is dressed as Chyna), and immediately throw Seth and
Annie back into the ring and begin beating on them while they're still
confused as to what the f&%# happened*

Jerry "the King": Crap in a hat! It's the Writers of Darkness! O_O

Jim Ross: And they're making mince meat out of Seth and Annie.
*to himself* "Crap in a hat"? o_O

*The sound of glass being smashed is heard and Petes comes running down the
isle and leaps into the ring*

Jerry "the King": And things just keep heating up!

Jim Ross: And with Canuck Cold Petes Beck, you better get out of the kitchen!

Jerry "the King": *To Jim* Not bad. ^_^

Jim Ross: *to Jerry* You think? ^_^

*Petes begins to make short work of the WoD, first by kicking "Hardcore
Hosmer" in the stomach, and then quickly stunners him, and shortly does the
same to other WoD'ers before the remaining number turn their full attention
to Petes and gang up on him. Seth and Annie choose this moment to get back at
the Gosunkugi duo, plus one, whom were already making tail up the isle, and
ran after them.*

Jim Ross: This is carnage! It's five against one in the ring here!

"WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!"

*Al Snow's music goes on as Sean Foster runs into the ring wearing a J.O.B.
Squad T-shirt, and armed with a wooden Asuka head, of which he shortly used
on the heads of Mike "Mideon" Loader, and Rod "Viscera" M.*

Jim Ross: The Calvary has arrived!

Jerry "the King": Just that dope?

Jim Ross: Yes well... Sean Foster is still a good worker.

*"Hardcore Hosmer" and Kun-chyna snatch Sean from behind and pull him out of
the ring and do a schoolyard classic, free shots. With Hosmer holding Sean
and Caroline pounding away at him*

Jerry "the King": Some backup! :p

"DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE YORU IS COOKIN'?"

Jim Ross: Don't speak so soon King, cause here comes Yoru-hikage, the
Freeman's Champ.

Jerry "the King": *muttering* Freeman's Chump is more like it... -_-

*Yoru dashes over to Sean and fights Kun-chan and Hosmer off of him and aids
Sean as the entire WoD excluding Willmore, get out of the ring and attack
them. Meanwhile inside the ring, Petes and Wilmore are pounding away at each
other. Petes shoves Willmore away with his foot and reaches behind the ropes
where Yoru is offering him a chair, Willmore is doing the exact same thing.
The two charge at each other, swing their chairs, and with a loud 'SMACK'
they hit each other in the side of the face at the same time, sending them
both crashing down.*

Jerry "the King": Gah! O_O

Jim Ross: This is too much! O_O

Jerry "the King": And we're almost out of time too!

Jim Ross: What do you mean we're out of ti--

*the WWF corporate logo comes up on the screen as RAW fades out*

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~le fin~
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	This has been dedicated to the memory of
		Owen Hart (1965-1999)
		may god rest his soul





(BTW, sorry about the tie ending ^ ^!!!)


 
---Petes
ICQ: 24009357
Founder & Leader of the SCG, KTG & DotEG
And member of USURP, KTF, SSoAGMA, FoTGTSBRiC & #WASHU#
Almost a member of UGMA!!!
H_^ A concubine of ~Akane~ ^_H
http://members.spree.com/sip/petes88/rpml2025main.html
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