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Ok, this is the fanfic I started writing a while ago before I had, like,
ANY experience with fanfics at all... As a matter, I had never read any
other fics before this.

Anyway, I had a request that I post it, so here is part 1 of the 6
parts. Note that this fic is INCOMPLETE! I never finsihed it, although I
might rewrite it, cause I thought it was a good idea... ^_^

Basically, Ranma & company go to Orlando, FLorida to Disney World for
Vacation (then I realzied, OOOPS!! The have a Disney in Tokyo!!! Oh,
well! ^_^) While they're their, a new bad guy/good guy pops up, a
derranged otaku who thinks like Kuno does: destroy the group to get at
Akane. Anyway, here's part 1. Have fun.
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Ranma 1/2: Big Trouble in Orlando, Florida

By Ryoga Masaki (RyogaH15) and Jupamana

I would like to thank SwtUkyoK (formerly UkyoK16) for everything we did
in our RPGs, and for all the fun we had together. We had a good marriage
while it lasted! ^_~ You were the inspiration for this story. Also, I
would like to thank Jupamana for just being a friend to me online. You
gave me a reason to reply to mail! Thanx for your help with this fanfic,
and for all the encouragement ::huggles!!:: Thanx also to Chris Hopkins,
for getting me started with Ranma. I'm sure if he could have seen into
the future from that day, he would never have shown me the tape, since
I've become so fanatical! Oh, yes, and thanx to all the members of WLAU.
You guys are the greatest! DOWN WITH WHAU!! And, of course, thank you to
Rumiko Takahashi, after all, without her, none of us would have met, and
this fic would not exist! DOMO ARIGATOU TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

PART 1: An Everyday Affair
(Thursday, May 29, 2:27 PM)

"And so, since this is the last day of school, I will expect four things
out of you..." Akane ignored her teacher in the front of the room. She
was staring at the clock, watching its second hand move slowly, and the
minute hand even slower. 'Jeez, wasn't this day EVER going to get
over?', she wondered. She glanced over across the room at her fianc�e
Ranma Saotome. She sighed. They had met not by their own doings, but by
their parents and had been chosen to be married without any say in the
matter. Akane, of course, objected to the marriage. It wasn't that she
didn't like Ranma. She thought he was a great guy, very cute, strong...
Everything she'd want. But SHE wanted to make the decision, not her
father. 'That and the fact that Ranma is such a pervert', she thought.
'If he would have just said, "I'm sorry", it may have been okay... but,
noooo, "I'm better built to boot!"' Akane felt old anger rise within
her, but let it die down. This was the last day of school; there was no
reason to get mad at anything.

"One: I expect you all to keep busy, and to go outside, exercise, and
stay healthy," her teacher said. She looked back up at the clock. 'Oh,
wow, a whole minute's passed,' she thought. She sighed again and tapped
her fingers lightly on the desk. She looked down at her school bag,
hoping to find some books to put inside. That would keep her busy for,
say, some 30 seconds? But, no, the books and papers and other things
were all already inside the bag. She got so bored, she looked up at the
teacher and paid attention. 'Only a few more minutes,' she thought. 'A
few minutes of listening to the teacher for once won't hurt me.'

"Two: I want you all to keep in touch with each other, try to stay in
contact. Exchange phone numbers with your friends if you haven't
already, and call and do things over your vacation." He paused, as a
smirk grew on his face. "Third: " He crossed his arms. "I expect a
500-word essay when you come back next year about what you did over
summer vacation." A loud groan resounded throughout the class as they
lamented the extra work. 'Oh, how original,' thought Akane
sarcastically.

 "Finally, and most importantly, four:" The teachers smirk grew into a
smile as he held out his arms. "I want you all to have great time, and
have lots of fun!" Some students felt better by this, but still  did not
look forward to that essay. The teacher sat down at his desk, leaned
back in his chair, and looked up at the clock. "One minute," he
announced. There was an air of tension, as if everyone were holding
there. Akane reached over and grabbed her bag. She peeked over at Ranma
again, who was halfway off his seat, school bag already in hand, visibly
perspiring in anticipation. 'Let's hope the air conditioner doesn't make
all that sweat cold,' she thought with a mental laugh. 'THEN he'd be in
trouble!'

The room was exceptionally quiet, except for the occasional cough. The
teacher enjoyed the silence: He could NEVER remember having it this
quiet in the classroom! Then, suddenly, as if some glorious, musical
herald tore through the halls announcing vacation, the bell rang. In
less than two seconds, everybody was out of their seats and fighting to
get out the door. Akane was caught in the middle, pushing and pulling.
She saw Ranma behind her, also fighting to get out. Suddenly, Akane felt
a hand move onto her left breast. She looked down and traced the hand to
Ranma, who, realizing what he had accidentally done, looked up at her. A
sweat drop appeared on the side of his head. "Uhhh... Oops?" he managed
to get out.

 Akane started to glow a light green. Those around her immediately tried
to back up, knowing what that meant. "RANMAAAAAAAAAA!" she yelled out,
and the rest of the class stopped trying to push out the door and backed
up also, now trying to hide from dear, sweet Akane's wrath.


Ryoga Hibiki looked out at the trees in the front lawn of Furinkan High
School, and took another bite of his power bar. The things tasted
horrible, but they were healthy and they did give him the energy he
needed. Especially after having hiked here all the way from Brazil.
Ryoga looked down, remembering why he was here in the first place. "This
is all your fault, Saotome," he said quietly. "Crossing the Atlantic
Ocean and the European Continent is not easy, you know!" He looked up.
"I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you! Huh?" Ryoga looked over to
the front doors of the school as the bell rang, and watched as the
students fought their way out. He closed his eyes and waited as piles of
students rushed past him, trying to get home or at least away from the
school. 'Any second now...' he thought. Suddenly, there it was, the
signal that Ranma was coming, the hard way. A loud "RANMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
came from a window up high on the building. Ryoga looked up to the third
story and nodded. 'Ah...,' he thought. 'Right on time...'

There was a small body that flew out of the window from the third story,
followed by a quiet "aaarrrghhhh!!!" As the body got closer, the scream
got louder. Ryoga continued to stare at him coming down, taking a few
steps to the right to avoid breaking Ranma's fall. The screaming was
loud now, and Ryoga took one more step just for safety, and watched as
Ranma fell into the ground, creating a small crater. Ryoga smiled. It
was Akane who did this, it had to be. Sure enough: she yelled out the
window after him: "AND DON'T TRY IT AGAIN, YOU PERVERT!!" Ryoga shook
his head, still smiling. She was one to be admired. And Ryoga did, in
more ways than one. He turned his attention back to Ranma, who was lying
face first in the small depression in the ground, twitching, and
mumbling, "Didn't... mean to... accident... gomen."

"Well, well, it's raining Ranmas today!" exclaimed Ryoga with mock
sarcasm. "Care to explain why my love Akane just threw you out the
window?"

Ranma slowly started to get up, flexed, feeling for any broken bones,
then stood up fully. "And why should it bother you, huh?" Ranma said,
clenching his fists.

 "Because I love her, and I would like to watch out for her for scum
like you! This time, Ranma..." He paused for dramatic effect. "You are
going to die!" Ryoga yelled. He charged forward, going to punch Ranma,
who blocked his fist and pushed away with all his might.

"Ry- Ryoga! Damnit, what's your problem?"

"Never again, Saotome!"

Ryoga charged again, but this time slid down to hit Ranma's feet. Ranma
fell forward as Ryoga slid under him to his back. Ranma curled his back
outwards and pushed himself up by a backflip, and kicked at Ryoga before
he could turn around.

Ryoga fell with an "unf!" He felt his forehead and groaned and closed
his eyes. He opened them when he heard Ranma yelling as he jumped in the
air to slam him.


Akane came outside with two of her friends. She saw the fight and put
her heads in her hand and groaned. "Not again." She looked up. "But... I
must admit they are good." The two continued to fight as Akane stood
behind a tree.


Ryoga saw Ranma's foot heading for him, and he crossed his arms across
his chest to block the blow. He felt himself slide back and into the
ground slightly as Ranma hit.

Ranma jumped back and surveyed the damage. Ryoga coughed, and slowly
stood up, blood trickling from the back of his neck. Akane put her hand
on her mouth with worry. Ryoga looked more beat up than usual.

"Ranma... you scum..." Ryoga managed to mutter.

"Oh, shutup! Can't you just mind your own business for once?" Ranma was
mad now. This was wasting his time. "It doesn't matter to you what
happens between me and her." Ranma turned his back, but looked behind
him.

"Remember, she's my fianc�e by force, not by choice." Ranma started to
walk away.

"At least I have the courtesy to treat her like a fianc� should! She's
worth life itself, and all you do is treat her like dirt." Ryoga yelled,
with one eye closed in pain. Akane blushed lightly from her hiding
place.

Ranma stopped, as if he wanted to say something, but didn't turn around.
After a seconds pause, he continued.
"Arrgh, come back, we aren't finished!" Ryoga reached back into his
backpack, feeling for the little surprise he made for Ranma.

Ranma turned around, ready to completely tell Ryoga off, but instead saw
a large water balloon fly at his face.
"Hey!" he yelled and ducked. He saw another fly at his feet, and he
jumped to avoid it as well. He looked over to see Ryoga lightly tossing
a water balloon up and down in his hand. Ranma realized what was going
on, and his eyes widened. He took a step back, with arms out forward,
and said nervously "Look, Ryoga... I didn't mean too... Can't you
reconsider?"

Ryoga, suddenly full of energy, yelled, "NO MORE EXCUSES!" and started
to chase Ranma. With a quick "Uh-Oh," Ranma ran towards the school
gates, dodging some students, leapfrogging over others. Ryoga threw the
first balloon, which barely missed. He reached into his pack and pulled
out another. He threw it but missed and hit another student. Ranma
finally got near the gates... only to find the whole thing blocked side
to side with students. Ranma turned and saw Ryoga coming for him. Ryoga
stopped, and allowed a victorious smile to cross over his face. Ranma
slowly side stepped along the student wall, and stopped in front of the
bust of Principal Kuno.

"Hey, c'mon, you KNOW I don't even like Akane," Ranma said. "You
couldn't pay me to do anything with that kawaiikunee girl!"

Akane, still watching from behind the tree, now came up behind Ranma.
Balling her fists, she grew mad at Ranma for calling her a tomboy once
again. From behind, she pulled back her school bag, calling out, "YOU
INSENSITIVE BAKA!" and flung it at him. At that same instant Ryoga
yelled "SHUTUP!" and threw his next water balloon at him.

Ranma, seeing both projectiles coming at him, ducked and yelled. Both
bag and balloon sailed over him, the bag hitting Ryoga square in the
face and the balloon hitting Akane.

The balloon burst and soaked her body and clothes. She screamed for a
second and held out her arms, trying to shake some of the water off.
Ryoga pulled Akane's school bag from his face and threw it to the
ground, His vision was blurred for a second but returned to normal. He
saw what happened, gasped, and ran to her. "Gomen nasai, Akane-sama!" He
took her hands and knelt in front of her. "Please forgive me!" She just
looked to Ranma and growled at him, then walked over to her bag. She
grabbed it and started to walk away.

Ranma had stood and watched everything happen, and had started laughing.
He was cut off halfway as Ryoga charged him and kicked sideways. Ranma
jumped, and the kick split the statue of the principal in half.

Ranma jumped back to the brick wall. "I still don't understand why we're
fighting. It was an accident!" he tried explaining.

 "Arrgh, I've had enough with your talking!" Ryoga declared as he lifted
the water balloon high above his head. "Ranma..." Ryoga paused, thinking
of a good victory insult, but decided to stick with the basics. "You
make me sick!"

In the split second that Ryoga started to push his arm muscles towards
Ranma, the balloon popped seemingly for no reason above his head. Ryoga
felt the balloon give, looked up, and managed a quick "AHHHH!!" before
it was replaced by inordinate squeals, oinks, and grunts.

Ranma blew a sigh ofrelief, and looked beside him to see Ukyo Kuonji,
one of Ranma's fiancees, jump down from the fence, landing with a soft
thud. "Boy, you would think that after all these times of trying and
failing, that baka yaro would have given up by now," she commented after
she pulled a straw from her mouth. "Good thing
part of genuine okonomiyaki training includes spitball target practice."

"Arigatou, Ukyo," he said, then grew puzzled. "Why would they teach you
spitball target practice for okonomiyaki making?" She looked at him for
a second, then sort of laughed. "Isn't it obvious? Duh!" She gave Ranma
a stupid look, then looked down to see P-chan nibbling at Ranma's ankle.
"Ranma-honey, you have blood-sucking leech hanging off your ankle!"
Ranma looked down, said "Huh?", picked up P-chan and stuck him in the
stomach with his finger. "Why you little...!"

Ukyo turned towards the now clear gates and headed out. "Well, he's your
problem now, I just brought him down to a size you could handle. Ja ne!
With that, she walked out and onto the road. Ranma watched her go, and
turned his head back to P-chan when the little piglet started to emit
annoying little squeals. "Oh, shutup," Ranma told the pig. P-chan
retorted with a barrage of unintelligible (except to Ranma) insults.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PERVERT!?!? I DON'T SLEEP IN AKANE'S BED EVERY
NIGHT LIKE CERTAIN PEOPLE WE KNOW!" Ranma screamed, and slammed the
small black pig onto the ground with a tremendous force.

A force just as strong, if not more, suddenly hit Ranma in the back of
the head, causing him to fall forward. He heard an all too familiar
voice behind him with an all too familiar message: "Ranma, stop picking
on P-chan!" Ranma stood up, woozy from the blow, and looked at Akane,
yelling "THAT HURT, YOU KNOW!"

"Well, it wouldn't have to happen if you'd just behave yourself" she
replied, then knelt down in front of P-chan.
"C'mere, baby, come to mommy!" she said The pig stood up, spun around a
few times, then fell into Akane's hands, trying to act like he was hurt.
'He's obviously overdoing it,' thought Ranma bitterly.

Akane cuddled him up against her chest, of which Ryoga didn't seem the
least bit unhappy. "WE are going home!" She turned towards the gates,
and walked out. Ranma turned his head, lowering his eyebrows menacingly.
He saw P-chan peek over her shoulder and give him a raspberry. Ranma
balled his fists, resisting the urge to go run up behind her and grab
the pig. Instead, he calmed down, and muttered, "Your day is coming,
Ryoga... Soon... Very soon..."


End of Chapter 1

Ryoga's notes: Hmm, well, this chapter really has nothing to do with the
actual storyline. ::shrugs:: Actually, one day I was bored and started
writing a Ranma battle scene. I modified it for this. So, in effect, the
first thing I ever write Ranma-wise was this first chapter.
REVISION 4 NOTES: Well, if you remember from earlier versions, the
opening battle scene... thing... was kinda boring and wasn't very well
detailed. Let me tell you it is HARD to write a battle scene! I think I
did kinda poorly here, but I'll only know if you EMAIL ME!! (*hint!
hint!*) I changed the way Akane comes out of the school, plus I added
more battle to the battle scene. ^_^ Oh, and another thing, I've decided
to change the format of the story to GiG style (GiG = The Grass is
Always Greener. This is a KILLER fanfic by Tenchi and Ryoga. Basically,
Tenchi and Ranma trade places. @_@ weird, ne? Anyway, i would give you
the URL, but I know it, and I don't have it bookmarked.). So now the
story is divided into parts, and there are notes at the end of every
chapter. (Starting with chapter 5, Jupamana will also have notes, since
that's when she joined me to help write.)
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-Ryoga Masaki
"Leave it to that KICK-ass Ryoga..." -Ukyo Kuonji (well, kinda...)
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