The 10-Chi Commandments
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1 - Tenchi:	Thou shall attempt to live a normal life albeit the
		hazardousness caused by several beautiful alien
		women.

<> Corollary: Thou shalt also always never be able to 
<>             make up thy mind as to which girl thou prefers most.

2 - Ryoko:	Thou shall sleep, get drunk, watch TV, kick ass, seduce
		Tenchi, and fight Aeka over his love.

<> Corollary 2: Whenever Tenchi is in danger thou shall become a selfless <>  
           heroine who all fanboys will fall in love with.

3 - Aeka:	Thou shall be snobbish, laugh supremely, speak in Queen's
		language, and fight with Ryoko over Tenchi's love.

<> Corollary 3: Thou shall forever plot to get rid of Mihoshi and Sasami
<>              since they are thy most dangerous rivals for Tenchi's     <>  
           affections

4 - Sasami:	Thou shall be cute, cook, have butt-kicking alter ego, and
		love Tenchi like a sister loves her brother.

<> Corollary 4: Unless it's the English dub, in which case thou shall     <>  
           become the House favorite of the Tenchi sweepstakes. 

5 - Miho-Kiyo (Two Parter):
5.1 - Mihoshi:	Thou shall have the inteligence of most Earth minerals.
		However, thou shall also have an atitude as positive as
		the protons in the nuclei of most Earth minerals.

<> Corollary 5.15: Said disguise of ditzyness will hide thy true genius <>    
            until such a time as thou catches Tenchi in his bedroom <>        
        alone.

5.2 - Kiyone:	Thou shall suffer immencely from Mihoshi's lack of
		inteligence.  However, thou shall also be gifted with
		incredible patience.

<> Corollary 5.This is really getting ridiculous ain't it!:
<>             Thou shall also possess a rapier wit that thou shall 
<>             use on everyone else whenever they do something really <>      
      non-productive to continued existance.
 

6 - Washuu:	Thou shall have the intellect of God, have the ability to
		create sub-dimensions, and have two "Yes-Dolls."  Thou
		shall NOT, however, be restricted from "Murphy's Law."

<>    Corollary 6: Thou shall always attempt to collect the *sample*.
<>                 Thou shall always fail to collect said *samples* due to 
<>                 the intervention of the Golden Goddess.

7 - Nagi:	Thou shall hunt down her prey (including Ryoko) to the
		ends of the infinity and beyond.  Thou shall also look
		"KOOOOL," even when not trying to be.

<> Corollary 7: Thou shall suffer the curse of all the eligable females
<>              and find for some strange reason that thou are attracted <>   
          to a non-average earthling 

8 - Achika:	Thou shall be "one hot babe" and then a good mother,
		thereby leaving a great impression within the minds of
		the surviving Masaki relatives.

<>  Corollary 8: All male otakus shall forever wonder how the heck <>         
     Noboyuki of all people managed to find up with her.

9 - Mayuka:	Thou shall go "Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!" once in
		the presence of Tenchi.  If required, thou shall also
		fight Aeka and Ryoko for his love.

<>  Corollary 9: If said situation above ever happens pull out a keg and  <>  
            start chugging!

10 - Sakuya:	Thou shall be Tenchi's "normal" girlfriend, thereby
		driving Ryoko and Aeka nuts.

<>  Corollary 10: Despite all attempts to the contrary thou 
<>                shall also never wind up with Tenchi.

<>-Shade



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