The Federal Fanfic Office has determined that the following list of fanfics:

Girl Days
The Accidental Goddess
The Prank that Wasn't

Should have the following warnings posted with them:

The Federal Fanfic Office (Henceforth known as the FFO) has determined
that this Fanfic can cause the following health threatening conditions:

Stomach rupture due to uncontrollable laughter.
Acute ribcage damage due to uncontrollable laughter.
Convulsions due to uncontrollable laughter.
A persistant manic grin.
Uncontrollable laughter.
An inability to put two thoughts behind each other in a coherent manner.
Anoxia due to an inability to breathe.
Lose of control of sphincters.


In addition these warnings should be posted with the fanfic:


Do not read while ingesting liquids or foodstuffs.
Do not read while at work, in a library, or in a public due to the fact that
it will draw attention to you and cause those who see you to doubt of your
sanity.
Reading this fanfic will cause you to have a hysterical grin on your face as
well as a tendency to collapse in laughter upon seeing the most mundane of
objects.

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This piece of insanity was concoted by yours truly and Andrew Norris...
I created the FFO. He suggested some of the warnings...

If you have any additional warnings email them to me and I will repost it
as well as "other" candidate fanfics.

William Dix aka Werehawk

wdix@kirika.uvg.edu.gt
werehawk@yahoo.com

---When handling a venomous reptile it pays to be wary...