This is a story by my sister, The Great Immortal.  Please send any C&C
to her at dangermouse42@yahoo.com.  To read more of her fanfiction,
please visit her webpage: http://members.dencity.com/teamrocket42 (New
Address!!  Her page relocated.  Please adjust your links.  ^_^)  

Jennifer

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Hi all! The characters and names in this fanfction not
belonging to me belong to someone else.  Katchan's
name was used with permission!  C&C are welcome,
flames are not!  Okay... here we go...

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Brock in the Closet!

by: DangerMouse, The Great Immortal


[Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and *shudder* Togepi are
all walking around, lost in the woods. You know, they
seem to do that a lot. *shrugs* Oh well. A plot device
is a plot device. N-E-Way. Where were we? Oh yes.
Walking in the woods. Lost. Right.]

Ash: Boy. This seems like a great day. I wonder where
Avalon's magic has sent us this time...

[Misty and Brock and Pikachu and that egg thing all
stop and look at Ash. They look confused. Ash shrugs.]

Ash: Sorry. Just another over used plot device from
another show. I couldn't resist.

Misty and Brock: Ahh.

Pikachu: Pika.

Togepi: Briii.

Brock: So, when do you think Team Rocket will show up?

Misty: What makes you think Team Rocket will show up?

Brock: (looks at Misty for a moment, then rolls his
eyes - like we could tell) When don't they show up?

Jessie: (off stage) To protect the world from
devastation!

James: (off stage) To unite all peoples within our
nation!

Meowth: (walks on stage) Etc., etc., etc.

[Jessie and James follow Meowth, glaring at him and
making rude gestures behind his back.]

Ash: (confused) I thought we, like, threw you off a
cliff just yesterday. How is it that you keep coming
back?

James: (touching just under his eye with his now
pointed right index finger) Sore wa himitsu desu.

Ash: (confused) Huh?

James: (exasperated, mutters) Uncultured heathen
slime...

Jessie: (ignoring James) Okay you brats. Hand over the
pika... (stops and looks at Brock). Hey, don't you
find me attractive?

Brock: (squinting, taken aback) Huh?

Jessie: How is that you drool over every other pretty
girl in the show, yet totally ignore me?

Brock: (blinks... no squints) I dunno. I kinda thought
you were taken. (gestures to James)

Jessie: So? Has that ever stopped you before? What is
the deal with you?

Misty: Hey! What is this? Pick on Brock day?

Meowth: (muttering) Well, there doesn't seem to be any
other plot to this story.

James: (under his breath) Over compensation...

Brock: (Turning bright red) WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Ash: (confused) I don't get it.

Pikachu: Pika.

Togepi: Briii.

James: You heard me. It's just what Katchan would say.
Just like Yamucha. First, he's afraid of girls. Then,
he goes after every girl. Now, according to her,
he's... uhmmm... how do I put this nicely? Ah. He has
a boyfriend. Over compensation.

Brock: (a little angry) I was NEVER afraid of girls!

Jessie: So you admit to the rest of it.

Brock: (a little more angry) I didn't say that!

[Jessie and James exchange knowing glances.]

Ash: (confused) I don't get it.

Pikachu: Pika.

Togepi: Briii.

Jessie: That's why you never bother to chase after
Misty or me.

Brock: WHAT?!?!? That doesn't make sense.

James: Sure it does. You don't want me or Ash getting
jealous and, for fear of losing Jessie and Misty to
you, admit that we love them. Until we do that, we're
still available to you as potential dating material.

Ash: (confused) I don't get it.

Pikachu: Pika.

Togepi: Briii.

[Brock just stands there, an incredulous expression on
his face. Misty is in the background, looking
thoughtful. Ash is confused. Jessie and James stare at
Brock. Meowth is getting some kind of euphoric kick
out of a ball of string he picked up somewhere.
Pikachu and Togepi are doing something sickingly cute
in the background, completely unrelated to anything in
the whole story. Suddenly, the silence is broken by a
strange teenager walking into the field.]

Teenager: (looking very lost) Uhm, excuse me? Can you
tell me where Furikan High School is?

[Ash, who had been standing there confused, suddenly
starts laughing. Soon everyone joins in. Brock laughs
weakly along with them, thankful for the change in
plot.]

Ash: (in-between gasps) He... *gasp*... is asking
US... *snicker*... for directions!! (collapses on the
ground, laughing so hard he can't stand up)

Pikachu: Pika!

Togepi: Briii!

[Ash and Misty and Brock and Jessie and James and
Meowth and Pikachu and Togepi are collapsed in fits of
laughter. The teenager looks at them for a minute and
then walks away.]

Teenager: (under his breath) Freaky place. First, I
get turned into a pig and some weirdos start throwing
balls at me and then I ask a simple question and they
break down in hysterics. (Shakes his head and walks
away).

[The laugher continues long into the night.]

THE END - mercifully.