You might've done better on that end, though. Alien abductions? It seems 
really, really lame. 'Course, that's just my opinion.

Hahahahahaha!!! That's funny since that is exactly what happened. This is a
lead in story to an alien invasion.

See ya

  ___________
 / Here lies:\  Save the Whales -> Harpoon a Honda
|   Andrew    | 
|             | The light at the end of the tunnel may be an 
|   I think   | oncoming dragon.
| he's hungry | 
|             | What UNIVERSE is this, please?