Disclaimer: Ranma and related characters were created by Rumiko
Takahashi.  Characters from Sailor Moon were created by Takeuchi Naoko.
Both series are owned by their creators and several large corporations

I don't know where this came form, but I decided to write it anyway.
Just don't take it seriously and don't expect me to continue it.  If
anyone feels like it comments are welcome.
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An Unlikely Couple

     Shampoo looked at the huge bird-like monster advancing on her and
grimaced.  Dying was bad enough, but for an Amazon warrior to be killed
by something so silly looking was unforgivable.  It didn't look like she
had much choice, though.  The monster was far quicker than it looked and
she'd wrenched her knee dodging it's last attack.  Resolving to go down
fighting, Shampoo was both surprised and relieved when a rose suddenly
impaled the monster's hand.
     As the monster shrieked in pain, Tuxedo Kamen scooped up the pretty
girl and jumped to the top of a nearby streetlight.  >From there it was
easy to reach the rooftops.  When he attempted to set the girl down, he
found himself caught in an unbreakable, but oddly pleasant grip.  He was
unable to resist when Shampoo pulled his head down to meet her lips.
     Shampoo ended the kiss and stepped back to inspect her rescuer.  It
was hard to tell with the mask, but he seemed to be very handsome.  He
was taller than Ranma, and had excellent taste in clothes.  There was
one final point to consider.  He was obviously a skilled martial
artist.  Shampoo recalled the rose and wondered at its significance.
Martial arts horticulture, maybe.
     "What did you do that for?"  Despite his question, Tuxedo Kamen had
his own suspicions as to the reasons.  That's why Shampoo's answer
surprised him so much.
     "You saved Shampoo.  Is law."
     "What?"
     Tuxedo Kamen blinked when Shampoo produced a book and handed to
him.  Seeing that it was already open, he started to read.  "If an
amazon warrior's life is saved by an outsider male, she must marry him.
That's absurd!  I'm not going to marry you."
     Shampoo's shoulders slumped as she turned away, a tear glistening
in her eye.  "You no like Shampoo?"
     "Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!"
     Tuxedo Kamen jumped guiltily. He'd forgotten about the monster.  Oh
well, it sounded like Sailor Moon had already destroyed it.  "It's not
that.  I'm sure you're a very nice girl."
     "Then you marry Shampoo?"  Tuxedo Kamen tried to avoid her embrace
but failed miserably.
     "No!  I've already got a girlfriend."
     "Who?"
     "Her."  Shampoo turned in the direction he was pointing and and
critically examined Sailor Moon, who had just jumped up onto the roof.
     "Humph!  Shampoo better looking," she said, thrusting out her
chest.
     Unfortunately, the masked hero couldn't resist a quick comparison.
His last sight that night would be of Sailor Moon swinging a large
mallet.

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     "Shampoo, are you going to school now?" Akane ventured nervously.
The outfit Shampoo was wearing might have passed in some schools, if the
bottom two thirds of the skirt hadn't been missing.
     "No.  Shampoo wear for new airen.  He like."
     "I wonder why."
     "New airen," Ranma repeated.  "What about me?"
     "Handsome and mysterious Tuxedo Kamen only one for Shampoo."
     After watching Shampoo depart, Ranma turned to Akane.  "She dumped
me?  I don't see what's so great about that Tuxedo Kamen, anyway."
    "Ranma, it's so romantic the way way he always helps Sailor Moon.
Almost like a fairy tale."
    There was something about the look in Akane's eyes that upset
Ranma.  "All he does is run around in a suit.  I could do that."
    "Don't be absurd."

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Some scenes that won't be written.

     Setsuna rubbed her forehead.  There were times when knowing the
future just wasn't worth the trouble.  "Mamoru, Usagi, you'd better sit
down.  It's time I told you why Chibi-Usa has pink hair.

     Ranma adjusted her clothing in irritation.  Not only was the tuxedo
waterlogged and probably ruined, it just didn't fit anymore.  At least
she'd managed to find the Sailor Senshi.  There were two of them
fighting some crystal monster on the street below her.  Looked like the
one with short blond hair was in trouble.  Time for a dramatic entrance.

     If Haruka had know how complicated her life was about to become,
she wouldn't have gotten out of bed that morning.

     "Ami, there's something odd about your new pet."
     "You're just jealous because Aristotle doesn't nag me."
     When Usagi looked at the small black pig in her friend's arms, she
was almost sure it stuck it's tongue out at her.

Not exactly the end, but close enough.