C&C welcomed.

Got bored so I wrote this. This fic is dedicated to all of the
people who get a little too carried away when writing Ranma's
slang speach.

::WARNING!!! USE OF MATURE LANGUAGE IS USED IN THE FOLLOWING!!!::

**Hillbilly Ranma or Just Bad Spelling?**

[SCENE: Ranma was laying on the floor, watching TV, Kasumi cooking,
Genma & Soun off playing Go, and Akane training in the
dojo. Nabiki walks up to him.]

Nabiki: Ranma.

Ranma: Yeeaaa?

Nabiki:{holding out her hand} I want the money you owe me. Now.

Ranma: Buh I don' hav' yo money...

Nabiki: I know you have some. Just give me whatever you have
	  for now.

Ranma: Buh I don' hav' any money right now. Wie shuhh I hafta
pay now anyway? Izz is gettin' ol' Nabiki.

Nabiki:{brow raised} Uhh, Ranma? Have you been drinking?

Ranma: Hav' I bein drinkin'? Wha kinda' question is dat'?

[SCENE: Akane walks in from the dojo and trips on rollerskate
that HAPPENS to be there. Akane looks up at Ranma angrily.]

Akane: Ranma! This is all your fault!

Ranma{furious}: F*UCK YOU F*CKIN' TOMBOY!!! WHY DA' F*CK DO
YA ALWAYS F*UCKIN' BLAIM ME YOU F*CKIN' BITCH!?

[SCENE: Akane and Nabiki looks at Ranma with one eyebrow raised and a
surprised face.]

Akane{agahst}: Wh-what?

Nabiki: This isn't like you at all Ranma.

Ranma: 'Dis is probably cause' uf o' ahd wrytur ooh can't
spel or cuz o Akane fuh always bein hittin' miz noggin'!

Nabiki:{looking at Akane} What did he say?

Akane: You got me.

[SCENE: A mad Kasumi walks in.]

Kasumi: Who the hell wrote this piece of crap!!!?

Nabiki&Akane:{look at Kasumi strangly} ........

Kasumi: What the hell are you looking at!? Is it because
I didn't look like a ditz and say 'Oh my!'? Well you can
just shove it up your ass! I'm sick and tired of taking care
everybody in this whole freakin' house!

[SCENE: Soun walks in with Genma.]

Soun: My, that was a good game wasn't it Saotome? {looks
the others} Huh?

Kasumi: AND YOU!!! Stop playing your stupid games and get off
your lazy ass! Your forty-two and I'm nineteen but I act like
a mother to all of you!!! Well, from now on, you guys can take
care of your own crap! {walks out}

[SCENE: Everybody stared at the door. Kasumi walks back in.]

Kasumi: And by the way! When I come back your free-loading
friends better be the hell out of here so they can take care
of the own crap too! The tranvestite and the fat guy who changes
himself from an overgrown pig to another overgrown pig who looks
like a panda! And the next time I come back, call me Mrs. Tofu!!

Everybody: .................

Ranma: Iz n e bud e can stil unertand me, dis fic SUC--

[SCENE: Ranma's head falls off.]

Everbody: Oh my god! He killed Ken-Ranma!

                     --end!


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