Hmmmm, well then. This will be a bit... odd, maybe just a smidgen evil. Maybe. Just as a warning, I don't watch Sailor Moon, and have only (Been forced to) watched the DIC version. So if my translation is just a wee bit off, it's because I only know it from the fan fics I get it from. Oh yeah, you'll need to have seen Sorcerer Hunters to get this. 

Jusenkyo Guide

Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Sailor Moon (GASP!) and Sorcerer Hunters Spamfic
Hail to the Queen

	Sailor Moon looked at the huge creature who had just stomped a yoma flat as a pancake, or maybe one of those really good okonomiyakis from Ucchan's. From what she could remember, there was this boy with a sword who was running up to her screaming something about a date when he got hit with a blast of energy from the yoma she was fighting. He turned into this rather large hairy horned beast.

	"Um, Luna? What is that thing?" she asked her advisor and general know it all.

	"That, Sailor Moon, is a magic eater. It eats all sorts of magic and transforms into a huge monster, the more powerful the magic, the more powerful the beast. I thought they had all been killed."

	The large beast in question stopped jumping up and down on the yoma and turned to the fuku-wearing girl.

	"Ok, so, how do I make it go away if I can't use magic on it?" 

	Luna reached up and snagged a paw on her short skirt and dragged the girl down. Quickly she whispered something into her ear.

	"WHAT?!" Sailor Moon exclaimed and jumped back. "You can't be serious!"

	The cat nodded and pushed another tool towards her; "It's the only way."

	Grimly, Sailor Moon picked it up and struck a pose, "I'm the pretty sailor suited warrior Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon I will punish you!"

	Carrot was watching the girl and thinking, 'Mmmmm, short fuku's. I wonder if she'll bend over again?' when he noticed what she had in her hands and what she was saying. 'Oh no! Not again!'

	Shortly the air became thick with the sounds of a cracking whip and the pained screams of a monster saying over and over again, "Ah princess princess princess princess princess!"

	And Sailor Moon's, "I told you to stop calling me that! Call me," snap of the whip, "Your queen!"

End

Told you it was evil. This was the result of me being rather out of it. But on the other hand, have I ever been in it?

C&C if you actually WANT to touch this sucker.
JG 	
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