Sorry, had to commemorate today with SOMETHING. Those with
soundtracks might want to pop their CD's in now, those with They Might
Be Giants CD, put yours in too, it's a particle thing.
...It is a time of new beginnings...
<A young princess sits stoically, white and red face paint barely hiding
thousands of unexpressed internal fears and doubts, whilst the camera
pans to take in a palace room filled with nobles, servants and warriors
bow before her>
...a time of heroes, both young and old...
<an old man places a reassuring hand on his pupils shoulder, before both
alight swords of pure blue light>
...a time of war
<Galactic fleet of monstrous space ships, all seemingly crafted of
mahogany come to bear on another massive fleet of star ships, these...
striped in black and yellow.>
... and a time of new enemies
<slowly, the camera pans up over a strong, imposing form. His garments
are black, horns adorn his scalp and his face is marked with black...
and yellow. Behind him, a man dressed in robes, hood obscuring his
features smiles, lecherously
Ataru: It is time! My son, it is our time!
...A story about a funny thing that happened on the way to the Space
Harem...
<in the background, Ataru's voice echo's through Aeka's audience
chamber>
Ataru: <on view screen, sneering> I see all your fabled Jurian warriors,
mostly male, the odd hot bodyguard strewn about... none of them will be
any use I'm afraid.
Aeka: <shaking her head> You are simply a child with an oversized
libido, do you have any idea the seriousness of the situation?
Ataru: A child? And yet it is this child, with his oversized... parts...
that has stolen the panties of your famed, greatest spy. <the Dark lord
of the Sukebe holds up a pair of undies and rubs them against his face>
Ah, the touch and feel of cotton. And now, she is mine!
<Suddenly, the camera reveals a young Jurian woman, carefully laying out
two-hundred dollars worth of puddin' in a hot tub... her face shows
disgust and infuriation but her body seems rather willing>
Ataru: <laughing maniacally> The game, boys and girls... is tag!
<Sasami, now sixteen years of age runs out of the audience chamber.
Ataru: Your champion versus mine!
<The camera catches her as she storms into some ancient and sacred
antechamber>
Ataru: If you can catch my son, you win, the women will be returned to
you and the Earth is yours... if you fail... however...
<inside, a whip of finely crafted wood and vein seems to wait, hungrily>
Ataru: Then you, yourself, princess Aeka, shall hand over your
underoo's!
...A story about X-overs...
<two Galaxy Police officers sigh from behind a map, look up over it,
revealing themselves to be Ryouga and Mihoshi... shrug... and slump back
to study the map>
...And a story about Parodies...
<An adult Kuno clashes swords with an exasperated Mendo>
Kuno: Lord Ataru has promised the position of head Eunuch to his harem!
Mendo: Idiot, do you even know what a Eunuch IS?
...a story, written in prose and posted...
...soon...
Keener: No, really, I promise!
T...
Ataru: I WILL have a harem!
&...
Ataru: There WILL be debauchery!!
A...
Ataru: Nyahhhhh... nyaaaaahhh!
<insert measurements here>
Episode One... the Panty Menace
...From the Parrot that brought you Connections (special edition)
and Craft 54 Where the !@#$ ARE You?...
<Ataru's son squares off against Ryouko>
Guy: Humph, pretty confident aren't ya? Just wait, I WILL have those
panties of yours. <smiling, the warrior leaps at Ryouko... only to be
caught in mid air by the space pirate>
Ryouko: Silly boy, <bringing her captive closer to her face and smiling>
I'm not wearing any.
"T&A <insert measurements here> Episode One the Panty Menace" is a Mad
Bad Bishonen Lad Production, brought to you by the letters N, X, S, and
the word Otaku.
Revenge's End Mad Bad Bishonen Lad
Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
The Parrot King
(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
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