Okay well if you know the song Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield this will
make sense...if you don't know the song, there's something wrong with you
(j/k) Anyhoo please don't ask me what compelled me to do this, I'm not
really sure...it just popped in to my head one day when the song was stuck
in there at work. Okay well yeah enjoy.
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"But he that does not grasp the thorne,
 should never crave the rose."

"Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disfranchised. No
 barrier of the senses shuts me out from the sweet,
 gracious discourse of my book friends. They talk to me
 without embarrassment or awkwardness."
 Helen Keller
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Ranma's Girl
Ranma � is property of Rumiko Takahashi, and the song Jessie's girl is
property of Rick Springfield�at least that's what I'm guessing.

"Our next performer is Ukyo Kuonji with a song entitled Ranma's girl."

<Ukyo walks on to the stage and stands before the audience.>
"Um, thanks�and a one, two, a one two three four."

<Band starts to play>

Ranma was a friend, yeah, he was a fianc�e of mine
But lately something's changed it ain't hard to define
Ranma's choose another girl and she's taken what is mine

And he's watching her with those eyes
And he's defendin' her with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's fighting off other guys left, left and right

CHORUS:
You know, I wish that I was Ranma's girl
I wish that I was Ranma's girl
Why can't he love me like he loves that slut

I watch him walk away, there doesn't seem to a thing I can say
You know, I feel so quilty when she kicks him with her boot
I wanna tell him that I love him, but that's the worse thing I can do

'Cos he's watching her with those eyes
And he's defendin' her with that body, I just know it
And he's fighting off other guys left, left and right

CHORUS

Ranma's girl, I wish that I was Ranma's girl
Why can't he love me, why can't he love me, like he loves that slut

And I'm lookin' in the batter all the time, wondering why I give him all
those eats
I've been funny, I've patient all the time
Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, why don't he love me like that slut

<Kuno steps out from sidelines and does guitar solo.>

You know, I wish that I was Ranma's girl, I wish that I was Ranma's girl
I wanna be Ranma's girl, why can't he love me like he loves that slut, like
Ranma's girl, I wish that I was Ranma's girl, I want, I wanna be Ranma's
girl�

<Music stops, Ukyo steps forward and bows.>

"Thank you, thank you."
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Just for fun if you're really bored or really like it you can go back and
read this again only switch, "Why can't he love me, like he loves that
slut." for" Where can I find me a man like that."